How does Jow Forums dress like?
How does Jow Forums dress like?
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worse than you can imagine
solid color t-shirt with a breast pocket and jeans that don't fit and fall down a lot if I don't have a belt and 6 year old beat up tennis shoes
sometimes I carry my wallet
I'm poor
Chinos and oxfords - like a WASP mostly
Got a long-ass ponytail I need to sort out though
Like a hipster because I live in a city where everybody gives you weird looks if you don't.
Also, nice car, I have a Fiesta ST.
>boomer.png
cargo shorts
wife-beater
Oh, forgot how old that pic was, I have a Note 8 now.
Nice, I like your boots.
Also like this - love my redwing chukkas, rangers a classic
>tfw just broke my s7 and got a note 9
Very bittersweet
like an old ass man zoomer
manchild
child
ironic cringer
Fuck, is this the autism starter pack?
Yeah, they're great shoes, meme or not. I used mine for actual work in a metal fabrication shop for years, too.
My S7 actually had the battery swell up and split the phone open. I was glad to see it go, though, I'd had two Notes before it and really hated going back to a smaller slower phone. Doesn't help that I'm just old enough to have eyes that are starting to go shitty and fingers that didn't grow up typing on touchscreens, either.
black nike company shirt, kakis, black vans dock shoes, work phone (S7), personal phone (S3), wallet and keys (storage unit, 2 work fobs and one makerspace fob) last thing on my person at all times is my pebble 2.
in the backpack (tactical 5.11) is x230t, 1TB external, bunch of flash drives, JBL over ear headphones, logitech M705, stream light 4AA, note pad, pens, and spare phone charger. This goes most places with me.
>no holster
nice try fbi
>not carrying Mexican style
>Shooting yourself when you try to pull it out
>moving your gun by the trigger
>Getting your pants stuck on the trigger
Nice bike. Seen it parked outside heaps of gay bars.
>ZX14
Goddamn, you're retarded. The ZX14 is ridiculously outdated. The current ZX10 is lighter and more powerful, and the H2 is the new halo product. ZX14s are just for fat niggers.
Had it since 2014 and I'm 6' 2" and 250 (I'm a fat white nigger) so the zx10 is a little cramped for me. Most likely switching to a h2 sx at some point.
based
t. Zoomer hypebeast faggot
Unironically carrying a lethal weapon instead of being protected without even noticing
>self-defense
what's the appeal in carrying a deadly weapon is this some dystopian mad max blade runner era
also knives, if someone with the ability to use knives finds a knife on you then no comment
what's in that case and what's that antenna
Who collects katanas again? I think Ellison
This pack without the katana, not a status symbol and not a baseball bat.
I work visiting industrial parks and there are often rabid dogs or escaped guard dogs, having a pistol could save me from getting my face mauled off.
Holy shit I'm using exactly this right now
Same here but without the breast pocket. I'm not that adventurous.
it just werks
ure a big goi
need a watch
i buy my clothes from amazon sorted by lowest price and prime shipping
i look like a homeless person
pic related.
Pretty much this
What's with all the larping gunfags? Do you feel like a big man?
>man
At least you can talk
Awwww this user is a cute doggo! Who is a good boy? Yeeeeees! You are a good boy!
Hawaiian shirt, baseball cap, cargo shorts, belt.
I can't own a gun in the great state or Maryland and I am ok with that
Sentient dogs are great and all. Shit welcome to sentience friend.
I only leave my house wearing my work uniform. usually have a .357 LCR stuffed in the cargo pocket
You carry your fucking ledger with you?
T-shirt and jeans. Hoodies if it's not summer. Long socks (not the fag kind) and briefs.
The pocket clip on that surefire is terrible. I lost mine because of it falling out of my pocket.
I dress like this.
You're not fooling anyone with those man hands.
>Solid color t-shirt
>Buttonup or sweater if it's cold
>Jeans or khaki chinos
>Casual sneakers
>Belt
>Casio watch and eyeglasses
Total normie core.
I'm not trying to fool anyone. What do you mean?
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Spot on user almost identical style to yours, instead of ford I'm driving a Renault
you can't just wear the track top, bave to commit to the full suit
also have the se215s, great shit
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Yes, I've reposted this image, because it's one of my favorites. What's wrong with that?
I don't.
.> Adidas Tracksuit
> T-Shirt with some company college or hackathon logo.
> comfy adidas shoes
> Mate 10 Lite
> Golf 5 plus car keys - nice comfy big car
> Stevia sweetner cause im on a diet - 10 kg lost 10 to go
> Flashlight usually stays in car
The "wants to move to america" starter pack
Helli Boris
>high heels
Pistol hatchet, super sexy
>Ford
>Renault
Who drives mutt and frog cars in 2019? Embarassing
casually and comfy
if i could i'd def own a gun. they're interesting in both aesthetic and mechanical aspects. never shot one, though.
depends on the occasion
formal: usually dress pants and dress shirt
informal: depends on who I'm with and what I'm doing, could be anything from good looking sweatpants/shirt to jeans and a casual dress shirt
i don't dress OP.
i go to uni naked :^)
perhaps an uomo boxer-brief once or twice, if it gets too cold
bust still nekkid :^)
There is nothing hipster about this...
> he goes to gay bars to see what's parked in front of them
>high
grow up sneaker wearing child
fleshlight*
I'm pretty boring desu. Probably should have added a gun I don't own.
if you dress like that you should use that gun to take your own life