How to become indie programmer?

How to become indie programmer?

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grow a beard
wear glasses
drink onions

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good god millennials are horrible.

>not needing to wear a suit to work
They're lucky desu.

These and only write javascript.

buy the newest macbook

JavaScript programming is the most useful skill set in the industry.

Become a programmer
>done

based boomer

Looks nice and refreshing after heavy fish and meat meal.
But do they taste as good as basedmilk?

*Basedamilk

Came to post this, found it posted. Also nice gets

>drink onions
What the fuck are you talking about? I see a lot of people saying this. What does it mean to drink onions?

>itt: basedbean oil

By being indian.

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>How to become indie programmer?
*India programmer.

Please do the needful. Be born in India.
Like that only. Problem much?

Dhis.

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I would say program independently, but I don't think that is correct.

What the fuck is wrong with white people? These cringy tranny transformations are always white people.

>open a patreon
>claim you're going to make some degen furry porn game
>rake in those shekels without ever providing any tangible results

Is there something like this without hormonal side effects?

Meat

guys I have a question

does drinking this stuff make you into this kind of person, or is it just that people who already are like this are more likely to drink it?

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Probably the latter. It's not magical brain-washing juice

try again Jamal.

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I drink chocolate basedmilk. Its yummy and cheap.
But i also drink alot of may beer so maybe it washed out the onions. Idk.

Have an IQ higher than the typical code monkey.

It's easier to become an indie programmer once you've been in the industry for a while and know how the whole software development process, customer service, and software sales works.

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The latter.
Try vanilla Sojamilch with cereal. Good shit.

Hahahahah