Attached: 1524682156839.png (1080x1920, 2.67M)
What went wrong?
Kevin Campbell
Alexander Bell
Nothing. Isn't the Jewbot2000 operating as intended?
Jaxson Diaz
BEEP BOOP YES THIS CARBON BASED NOURISHMENT WILL BE ADEQUATE BEEP
Isaac Cooper
>asian women buying caucasian babysitter bots
that's a bit strange
Nicholas Rivera
this is a pretty reddit tier thread
I expect better from you guys
Thomas Garcia
Downvotes?! Really? Ugh.
James Myers
Are his arms really that short?? He looks like pic related
Caleb Martin
>One carbohydrate mass, fellow human.
Asher Davis
thats mark (((zuccerberg))) you dolt
Jacob Rodriguez
we always knew he wasn't human
Carson Sullivan
Affirmative, after reviewing the image it appears you are correct.
Chase Brown
EDIT: I never got this many upvotes before! I never wanted my stupid embarrassing story to make the front page!
EDIT2: My first gold! Thanks stranger!
Ryder Gray
Nathan Jackson
imagine stalking mark zuckerberg
Connor Mitchell
That would be scary as shit. Like stalking the terminator. Knowing all that titanium could just crush you instantly if his sensors detected you.
Noah Williams
He could probably have you disappear with a single phone call
Jason Campbell
puffy nipples
Camden Campbell
Camden Carter
>tfw no niggery noodles
Aaron Collins
What does it sniff for? Niggers?
Brayden Walker
impressive nose
Elijah Foster
Eli Perry
braps
Colton Bailey
Will China start having more control over Facebook once his daughters grow up and identify more with chinamen?
Christopher Hernandez
Kevin Cook
Liam Rivera
He put his dick in yellow and got insectoized. Now he needs to be around the hive.
Easton Foster
It's gyno (man tits). Men who consume too much alcohol get it because alcohol contains estrogen. Zuck probably has a glass of white wine every night.
Christopher Harris
Dunno. Walking through the aisles of fish sauce, yogurt drinks, and cat meat, he’s still making more money than you’ll see in your lifetime.
Tyler Walker
That's my boy zuccnasty.
Daniel Williams
>be billionaire
>go grocery shopping at 99 ranch market
Why would you waste time doing that?
Joshua Parker
Probably his PR team telling him to do normal people stuff to seem more human.
Matthew Powell
The CEO of the factory I work at hangs out in the local mall all the time even though he's worth tens or hundreds of millions. He blends right in too because he's a fat fuck.
Jonathan Johnson
the russians did it again
Elijah Powell
It's too bad he won't spend any of his money on liposuction or some exercise equipment.
Jordan Russell
honestly following some one around like this even if they invented fucking facebook is literally one of the worst things you can do as a human in your 100years on this planet.
the fact he has a kid with him makes it like 1000% worse and top teir crime.
Daniel Hill
yes
Adrian Ramirez
Right it's not like he follows you around.
Austin Torres
>implying he doesn't know that he's being stalked
the Botnet knows
Oliver King
kek
John Bennett
wow
Bentley Jackson
rekt
Austin Robinson
t. zuck
Aaron White
no seriously its lame. at least know the person like if its a ex girlfriend or some one you have a crush on its weird but still way better.
to do it to a random person is cancer as fuck same as asking random celebrities for Instagram photos like wtf fuck off they don't need to help you prove that they where near them its stupidest part of our culture.
Oliver Hill
Goddamn, that's the 99 ranch in Mountain View. Only decent asian market in a good radius, I guess it makes sense that Zucc shops there too.