Linux beginner

Alright guys. So I have just about a month away from my home PC. I've always wanted to get into linux but never really had motivations. I have a spare laptop that i never use so i thought this month in a house with basicly nothing in it (mom closing on the house and everything moved out) i might as well learn a thing. Which distro should i get and what are some things i should learn? I plan on being back here every night to chat and stuff in this process .

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First you have to buy programmer socks and start taking pink pills, while signing the post-meritocracy manifesto.

Ah ok. Amazon link for the socks?

Linux is pozzed. If you're starting from scratch, try Open/Net/Dragonfly BSD. Skip FreeBSD because it's pozzed too. AIDS is no laughing matter.

I'm gonna be honest with you. When I say I'm a beginner I mean actually. I have no idea what you just said to me.

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>pozzed
Has AIDS.
>OpenBSD, NetBSD or DragonflyBSD
Operating systems that are not pozzed.
>FreeBSD
Pozzed.
>AIDS
Bad for you.
Any questions?

Tbh I like those socks. Would be cute

Just stick with Windows. The open source community has become infested with communists that don't care about quality. It's about idpol now.

I'm only doing it for fun. My main pc runs windows. I need something to occupy my time with so all this "rhats shit dont do that" without a reason is kind of annoying