Objectively best phone specs

Objectively best phone specs
>5.3" 1080p oled screen
>5000+mah battery
>SD slot
>notification light
>physical buttons

Why doesn't this exist?

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Post it. It's needed.

>removable battery expandable up to 1200mAh
>1440p ips because oled degrades
>physical kill switch, volume and camera buttons
>durable shock proof frame and casing
>water and static shielding
>socketed ram and cpu
>open source free operating system with root/admin access
>end to end AES encryption for all communications
My perfect phone

Oh and
>expandable storage

One more thing
>removable and replaceable charging port

so does that mean 81% of mens are killed?
why is that so important that women are killed to make an infographic out of it?

>19% of journalists killed in 2017 were women
Who killed them? I bet it was gamers.

don't forget the portable car batter and xiaomi backpack for powering it

no, only 1% were men
the other 80% are trans/otherkin

Lenovo P2 basically fits your description?

Why would they even make this infographic?

>muh slim phones

Bring more womens to get killed for equality sake

>trans
>employable
Pick one

So we can reduce 81% of man getting killed by increasing % of woman dying.

>smaller than 130mm
>4000mAh battery
>lineageOS support
that's all i ask

Cheers

I just want a note 9 with half or a third of the weight. Stop putting these retardo batteries making the phone heavy as shit. My note 9 lasts for 3-4 days.

Only 19%? Fucking patriarchy, ugh! JOURNALISM DEATH PLURALITY NOW, WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THE DEATH RATE IS EQUAL

lenovo p2

we need to get that number to 50%, the incel killers better stop discriminating.

I've had 4200 battery phone since the end of 2014 I think, it was great the first two years, but then the battery almost died and I see people online having the same issue with such batteries.

false, the secren could be higher resolution, battery could have higher capacity, it could have two slots, it could have a flashing RGB light, it could have mechanical cherrymx buttons

>oled
to the it goes

>19%
this is sickening.
It should be 51% since women are 51% population. Do your job and kill female journalist!

Lenovo p2 friendo I'm posting from one

>6 inches no bezels no notch no curved edges no rounded corners qhd oled display
>bone conductivity earpiece for phone calls
>pop-up front camera solely to comply with Android requirements on having a front camera that I'd just permanently jam
>huge battery
>3.5mm jack
>sd card/dual SIM hybrid slot
>under glass fingerprint sensor
>carbon fiber back cover
>nfc and wireless charging
>at least 6gb of RAM
>latest top tier soc with a heatpipe
>whatever amount of storage, ufs 2.1 or better
>camera with ois
>waterproof
>ROM and kernel sources released on day one

You want a serious answer?

Feminists see men as expendable