Uhhhh what

uhhhh what

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what did they mean by this

>"Shit, we need a funding proposal for next year."
>>"Ok, let's just stick some meme-words on a dart board and throw a few times. It's not like those boomer congresspeople will understand any of it anyway"
>"Brilliant!"

>>"Brilliant!"
they do what vice does and throw a rocketship shaped dildo at a whiteboard containing buzzwords

flownet.com/gat/jpl-lisp.html
They're still trying to recreate the things they had in 1999
Just write in lisp

It means some publicist at NASA knows a few buzzwords. Time to totally change that paradigm , bro

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How the fuck are they using the blockchain in space?

>AI
Okay
>blockchain
wut

> AI
> blockchain
> machine learning
> big data
> internet of things

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>blockchaim
GOLDEN BULLRUM CONFIRMEDDD :D

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You retards realise there are millions of bitcoins (& chainlinks) to be mined on asteroids floating about just a couple million miles away from us dont you?

Fucking ignorant nocoiners

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> cloud computing
> agile
> always online
> app
> applet
> open space work environment
> BYOD
> diverse work environment

What about my internet of things?

>media reports are ever accurate representations of the source

"Science" and "tech" writers for mainstream press know nothing about their subjects.

This

BLOCKCHAIN
HWOOOOOOOOOARGH

>unmanned rover that has ai in mining marscoin with machine learning using nosql database with its computing power outsourced to the cloud using agile method on interactions that brings its own laptop on mars

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>powered by intel 22nm and söylent, running ganoo + tranny linux

Well, a spacecraft is not safe if someone puts a hole in the body of the spacecraft. Likewise an elevator is not sage if someone cuts the wires or cuts a hole on the ground.
Likewise a program to count votes can be pretty safe. The problem is that it's very, very easy to compromise it.

>BYOD
what's wrong with that you mouthbreathing faggot

Some times I wonder if the USA are actually retarded. Look at all the AI that have been made in recent years and shut down because they behaved in a way they didn't see coming

B-Blockchain is the answer!

>"think"

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>blockchain
worst tech of the millennium. literally a bloated botnet. I despise cryptocuckolds

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>because branch prediction is a meme

Jow Forums 2018

The Minerva probes currently tooling around on the Ryugu asteroid right now aren't taking any input or orders from JAXA, they're just doing their own thing.
NASA is late to the party.

Ironically, your second example is shit, since elevators are designed to brake if the wires were to snap or be cut off, avoiding potential death

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>they do what vice does and throw a rocketship shaped dildo at a whiteboard containing buzzwords

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Maybe the plan is to create some crypto currency based on stiching together images taken from a million space cameras and then verifying that the stitching was done correctly, so they don't have to do it themselves or buy any new computers.