What's the most boomer programming language?

Yep, the LAMP stack is literally the boomer's stack of choice.

It's cobol idiots

Boomers never liked Java. They were either hardcore UNIXers that used Perl for everything, or they were diehard Microsoft fans that thought Visual Basic was the best thing until Microsoft invented C# .NET

COBOL is for the silenters

Cobol is dinosaur language.

PHP.

This

objectively (heh) correct answer

What is lamp

Linux
Apache
MySql (or *pssht* *zip* aaaah, muhsequel)
mod_php (PHP)

PASCAL

I'd say PHP is more of a xoomer language

Perl, PHP, Visual Basic and C++.

You mean 30-yo meme boomers or real actual boomers? The true boomer language is COBOL

If by Boomer you mean bloat-free and not babby-tier then yeah you're right

octal machine code

*sip*

Dennis Ritchie is an actual boomer and he wrote in C

xoomers (aka millennials) are boomers, that's kind of the joke (hence the "that 30 year old boomer" meme).

>dennis ritchie
>born 1941
That makes him part of the silent generation, desu senpai. Boomers are born after the war/starting in the 50s

millenials are yoomers actually

>most boomer programming language
>HTML
>pnot a programming language

If you don't know what you're talking about, why post then?

Yeah, you're right.

(you) here you go

Protip: "30 year old boomers" aren't actually boomers either.

no FORTRAN so far?
or is that too old?

hmm, you're actually right senpai
however, that disqualifies COBOL even harder
so maybe the actual boomer language is Python?

No, this is the correct answer. Boomer professors program everything in Fortran and expect you to do the same.

tomber*

C. Alternatively C++

HTML, XML and HTTP. Everytime a conversation steered to computers or programming a boomer will always reminisce how they used to build sites back in the day with HTML, XML and HTTP.

>tfw rewriting PHP code made by a boomer ten years ago

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basic
t. 35 year old boomer. i made my first vidya with visual basic.

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hownu.ru

Nah, Perl is the boomer language.

He's right you know. For literal boomers, not the 30 year old ones

COBOL

>spoonfeeding this hard

Plankalkül

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Smalltalk?

> have to pick up stanky php project from work cause
> sane developer left to go work with pajeets at Jira INC
> go to meet up to quiz community-minded gentlemen on
> latest standards, libraries, patterns.
> Rock up. Fucking all hack boomers.
> Speaking to one guy, says he's part time php but does C++ at home.
> ask him basic question about static storage class and he freezes, sweats, walks away
> show up work next day, dump the project on some pajeet
> and quit and get job at Jira INC

C and fortran

Perl and PHP
Any other answer is wrong

NOT yoomers, yummy

this

inb4 moth memes

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Tons of 30 year old boomers I know are Rubyfags, because Ruby was peaking ~2008-2010 or so when they were getting their first jobs.

It's Pascal, you fools

Pascal

Delphi/Pascal

>anything but Visual Basic 6

I FUCKING hate new /v-I mean, new """Jow Forums""".

Underrated

FORTRAN

Power PC assembly

definitely C++