>things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend
Things you can say about your computer, but not your girlfriend
I have one
>yeaaa i'm thinkin bout upgrading her in a bit
It works when I slap it a bit.
She's a bit dusty but in terms of performance she's second to none.
It gets hot all the time
>She stays cool even under load
No matter how hard I try, she won’t turn on.
install gentoo
Why are you so slow all the time
She has been loyal to me since I bought her.
She's always there for me when I need her the most
I just love getting her fired up and watch some quality furry-vomit porn.
fpbp
worth the money
it's not in my freezer
Expansion slots aren't filled completely
You're my reason for living.
I have one.
She's a big gal
4u
lol
"I love you."
you can suck me any day
I can push the button whenever I feel like.
I just want one without any viruses.
I don't need to spend any money on her right now, she's perfect.
one gets turned on when i want
The port in the back is as good as the one on the front
Hmmmm, I love how quiet you are.
I don't let my friends touch it
I don't let it get dusty.
Doesn't have floppies.
kek but it's true for both
It's been dead for a year now it's sitting somewhere in my garage
I might disassemble it to sell the spare parts if I can get some time on my hands
nice
Top kek
It's 3 years old
Works as good today as the day I bought her.
Makes me happy
no feminine penis
it blows
I have had more than zero computers
/thread
When I get angry at and start hitting it, it's mostly my fault.
The black one looks better.
The black one actually works
Kek
fpbp
Jow Forums btfo
3D
>your girlfriend
She's turning 7 next month. I need a new one.
>had only one user through its lifetime
she's hot and her brain is a mangled mess i can't understand
When I'm not using her, I rent her out to other people and make a bit of money.
She makes my life easier
I've managed to turn her on at least once this week
I can't stop pushing all of her buttons.
Stupid piece of fucking shit work you fucking retard
It doesn't have some other guy's dick in it.
My computer is still here and I don't have to spend the evenings mindlessly binging movies and shows and playing videogames without actually enjoying any of that to the point where I fall asleep at my desk because whenever I lie down in bed in the dark and quiet I just half-imagine it's still there lying next to me and it fucks me up because I haven't been able to connect to anyone like that ever before or ever since (three years and counting) and my brain will keep grinding over it for hours and I occasionally get nightmares about it.
... Oh, right, I meant: "I don't have to beat my computer to make it shut up, lol!"
even though i lost my job, she's there for me
I can turn her on.
Dayum.
>that guy in the background
you fucked up desu
accepts my 3.5" floppy
fpwp
Yeah, I have one of those.
She (the anime wallpaper) is cute
She (the computer) is real
Based and redpilled
Thread should have stopped here
I have the skills to make her do whatever I want
$make me_a_sandwich
keeps getting penetrated by russians
Doesn't take floppies in*
ftfy
Underrated
rack mounted
I didn't get married to it yesterday
test
Happens with both.
sensible chuckle
no bloat
I didn't break up with my computer on Sunday and want to die
Kek
Low maintenance
She lets me touch her insides without wearing latex.
It's not dead
I keep refreshing but Jow Forums is broken
jej
this
Nailed it
is always turned on
It’s not in pieces in my closet
My computer is only used by one person.
Hit too close to home
It's 5 year old and does the job pretty fine