There is this really cute girl who works in my local Bargain Booze

There is this really cute girl who works in my local Bargain Booze.
Should I stalk her and hide in the bushes frens?

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does not sound noice fren

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No. And I thought ur giving up alcohol this month?

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today had ben vry hot and noiyse fren
I gave it up for two days fren

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>Should I hide in the bushes
yes

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>today had ben vry hot
Fuck off, it was cold!

Wow. That's nothing. Better yourself, alcohol is a bad and expensive habit.

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you should rape and murder her

do you drink fren?

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Not much. Only when I go on date with that girl, so just once in a while.

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Do you take any other drugs fren?

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Rape her and get on with your life ffs

What about talking to her?

No, have done weed. We both haven't done it in months but we want to do it, together ;)

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Fucking inbred fags

I cal police fren

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No, I call police on you

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fuck police frens

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I wish I had a girlfriend, so many whores on Tinder. There is no other way to meet them when you don't have any friends to hook you up with people.

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There seems to be some not whores on tinder though. Like the ones who are either really shy or don't have many friends or can't interact with others as easily.

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I quite like goth girls, I'm into Synthwave, weird music and horror films. They're usually a bit overweight though.

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Just swipe swipe & swipe

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oh fren

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Have you put up your Halloween decorations fren?

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No :/ I live alone. Oh I was gonna go gym tomorrow about 7pm but would I be seen as weird since people our age be out partying

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No fren, partying is for normies. I'll be sat in watching a horror film, I might even scare the trick or treaters.
Why don't you watch a nice film and order a pizza and have a noiyse hot bath fren

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Horrors suck these days :/

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I know, watch an old one and clip your toe nails.

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