Trigger Jow Forums normies

What are things that you do that might trigger Jow Forums normies and mainstreamers?

>windows xp everywhere
>10 year old browsers
>no antivirus
>2 keyboards just to press the windows key
>plays shooters like quake arena
>tethers to flip phones for internet

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I don't have an Internet connection for my home, even though I could have 1000/1000
if I need to connect my computer to the Internet, I browse tethered Wi-Fi via my phones 4G.

I have a max of 10 GB data per month.

currently not phoneposting

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>stricty use sms
>haha dude theres this hilarious video where x happens haha id send it to you on facebook but you dont have facebook you paranoid fucker the fucks wrong with you get facebook

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Nice quads, had to respond with a pic of the xp machine I'm using to transcend these vhs tapes. None of my new ones had a pci slot for the cable card.

Also
>don't pay for Internet
>leech off the guest network on the union hall across the road for the past 3 years
Saved me Hella cash though

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for blurays

Hooked it up to a cable card (video in for a computer) and copied vhs tapes to digital. A friend was retiring to the Phillipines and wanted his home video collection. I sold a laptop to a man who just got a cell phone last year, and loaded up some external drives with video from his vhs and 8mm tapes. I finished about a week ago and he leaves tomorrow from Nashville, I just haven't reconfigured workstation b yet because I started running a data recovery job a few minths ago off the same machine and now I don't want to turn it off.

nice quads

If you had money you would have a descent computer with a descent card, or even an additional connector to match your old tv/whatever card.

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you can just press ctrl-esc to get the windows key

it worked in windows 95, don't know if it still does

I have 3 cable cards already, why get another? Fool and his money are soon parted...

I've got boxes of nice stuff I don't even use dude, money's not the problem.

Also, learn to spell, it makes you look stupid when you can't. Descent means to go down, decent means acceptable.

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>Descent
10/10 video game.

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>if you had money you would spend money
But I want to keep my money

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Make a post about an apple product

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>planetside
MEIN NEGGER

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combo break

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Says the dude that says transcend instead of transcode. (Not the dude you are replying to, I'm just busting your balls, m8)

i still use a CRT in 2018

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that looks sexy af

if you had a white mouse and case to go along with this setup, it'd be perfect

based. what resolution an drefresh rate do you keep it for Jow Forums?

>white case
do you know of a good one that is the same color scheme as my keyboard and monitor but also about the same size as my current case? also i perfer the motherboard to be mounted upside down(compared to most) so that the PCI cards wont be upside down.

1200x900@95Hz
i can get 115Hz if i set it to 1024x768, i still havent tried any lower resolutions to see if it can go higher though.

HP does the whole 'opposite side/upsidedown mount' thing if you just wanted an OEM case.

i can also even do 2500x1875@50Hz but that noticably flickers and also the phosphor dots on the inside of the vacuum tube arent small enough for that to really display well.

sounds great

This is my life

yeah im not 100% certain they do white, but they DO have that orientation of case in a LOT of their models. Im actually gonna do a lil customizing to an a6000 case i got my hands on to make a Fortnite Potato to sell local for some extra cash (the missus is headed out of town for a con in a few weeks, and want her to pick me up some nice swag).

hmm, is the only way i can get one of the cases is if i have an old HP computer laying around and take everything out of the case?

I'd assume you could just buy a "vintage" computer off of eBay and take its case, but I haven't tried it personally

I know there's still some companies out there making them because a friend of mine had an old-fashioned-looking case at one point, but that was also several years ago so they might be harder to find.

>tfw can only do 1280x1024@60
seems like a great minitor user. I set mine on 1152x864@75 most times because 60hz flicker is unbearable
post your xrandr user here's mine.
ignore lvds-1 thats just the thinkpad

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it may happen. try a hardware subreddit, you'd be surprised what you may find. I got mine local from a radio station that got rid of three computers (a fried P4 and two Athlon XPs in Northgate cases). i gutted all three and went from there. even 20 year old cases will take a modern ATX/ITX board - i have a full ATX case in the closet about that big that will do it, and has alternate mount holes for server boards.

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>xp
OK
>10 yr old browser
OK
>no antivirus
Good
>2 keyboards
Ok
>Shoorters
OK
I see no prombem, sir

do you ever do 3840x240@120 and run old games via retroarch? it looks cool. the blank lines are too sharp though

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nah i rarely do that, but whenever i run it at like 640x480 it basically already looks like that

i do 240p with my Pi via Retropie/Retroarch and use a nearest Vertical Integer Shader to properlyu display on my CRT via composite. it's decent, as the composite signal from the Pi (model 1B) is a good one, and a lot less artifacting over composite than i thought there would be.

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Checked.

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wtf

I saw that, im phoneposting too, that autocorrect is a mofo

>What are things that you do that might trigger Jow Forums normies and mainstreamers?

Omg you're such a gamer grrl so 4chany and underground

neat, TIL
see
its too bad everyone threw these out, colour reproduction on some of these is amazing

I had this NF7 with sata ports on my shelf for about 5 years, threw it out, then got a laptop with a athlon 2500+ for free. I got another abit board though, albeit with blown capacitors and no sata ports or ddr ram.

ah oh well, a pentium 3 with 512mb still does 720p on the 32" pretty well

original 8gb hard drive with a 32gb thumb drive and occasionally a 1tb enclosure i pulled out of a scrap laptop

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>colour reproduction on some of these is amazing
expecially in a dark scene too. they are also much better for playing touhou compared to LCDs. and after you get used to the aspect ratio 16:9 is just weird.

I had the same desk as you, got it forever ago, but replaced it. It was a good desk

I have that same ipaq on my windowsill
no idea what to do with it atm

"first run"

I have one laying around and dunno what to do with it

if you have a VGA port on your computer somewhere, then just use it. you could also consider buying a GPU with a VGA port. just dont go buy an active converter though since those have shit color, are always a frame behind(due to converting), and cost like 40$.

I have GPUs coming out my ass and I don't use them for anything. I just like how they look and I like having them.
I buy 2-3 new ones a week.
Next week comes a variety of gainward phantom cards and similar radiator style coolers

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based and redpilled

Sometimes when I ssh at work I have my big ol' android tablet running glances in full view for the 1337 h4x0r normie reactions. Pic related. Works. Every. Time.

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making money with technolo/g/y

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>living like a fucking retard to pwn the normies

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Do you change your background to a new loli every time you take a screenshot?

>trigger the normies on Jow Forums
i think this image should do a decent job at that

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>i'm giving myself a mental disorder because i wanna become an anime girl!
i hope you realize even "feminine" traits like empathy come from having proper testosterone levels

kek it worked

>you can just press ctrl-esc to get the windows key
Interesting, it doesn't seem to work for combinations though. At least Ctrl+Esc+D doesn't go to the desktop for me like Win+D does.

One thing I've thought about is having a keyboard with no markings on it. You know... kind of like that time they do the spraypaint camo on the keyboard in Hackers. It could actually be useful in a tiny amount of scenarios where you didn't want people using your computer.

I only wonder if I'd forget where some of the more obscure symbols where. Or like Pause/Break etc.

the thinkpad came with vista buisness which I used for a while until the drive died

512mb ram, with vista buisness

I quickly found 4gb

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>taking a picture of your screen

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and i thought xfeces looked bad

kek i took the picture that way specifically to show 2 things at once

There are PCI-E TV tuner cards, you know.

I use Apple products for my main computer and phone and enjoy them.

I have the same wireless keyboard m8.

Same niggy

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>plays shooters like quake arena
>gets a quad
Pottery

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what screen size is that?

>pills instead of injection
disappoint user

I use a keyboard with romer g switches

sorry

>lurks the thread for 5+ hours waiting for (You)'s on his estrogen post
I'll pray for you, user

Lion Poo?

I am actually having trouble plugging in a ssd.

I've tried 3 slots and it wont even show up on bios, tried 2 different cables nothing, but I dont have another PC to test on, I've decided my best option for now is to give up.

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Fuck spraying the keyboard, get one of these and immediately BTFO everyone but raw touch typers with ergo boards of their own.

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the last time i spent money on computers i bought a core 2 quad q6700 and a 8800gt to play far cry 2 on