How does Jow Forums make their money online?

draw us a sexy anime girl user

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I am actually suffering from this. It hits too close to home; I wish I knew how to escape this hell.

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>unironically being a NEET when you can be a NET at community college

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I work for an online company such examples are appen, leapforce, lionbridge, ect.

Aren't these learning/localization companies?

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I was only a neet from 17-20, most of my neet friends were from HS I attended with them. Anyway those 3 years my parents worked me to the bone and one day I got so sick of it I basically cold turkey'd neetdom and finally conjured up a deal with my parents to help me pay for college/car/phone/internet and I would get a part time job during classes and full time during summer. I'm now 26 and work as an novice chef at your generic "5 star" hotel making gay foods for $20/hour

For mongs like it has to that one day where you say "fuck it, I'm gonna get my shit together". I don't know how I got that day and I can't say how you will get yours though.

parents refused

Wow, that went south quickly

I know that feeling all too well, culinary degrees aren't really looked as something worth getting but all the time I spent making gay pasta dishes, beef stew, marinated chicken/steak, blah blah blah pointed me south so south I went.

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>mfw my parents were shit
>got in uni and made it with major struggle
>I dont even talk to those old pieces of shit again
I wish I was a NEET

What's the worst that can happen? Nabbin' a rich woman who likes a man that can cook? haha..

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No you don't mate, the time I wasted playing nintendo those 3 years I could have been in college all along. I wasted something far more valuable than money which is time.

Anyway I don't know your life and don't expect you to tell me every detail but please remember we're all gonna die one day and you need to be sure disowning your parents is what you really want. It's gonna be a million times worse if you have to tell them you're sorry and you love them at their tombstones.

It honestly amazes me how cooking food has become a profession, it's really just "hey follow this recipe like this and taste/test the food to make sure it has enough salt and isn't under/over-cooked. I feel like a fraud when I make those dead cold pasta dishes or pieces of seared steak/chicken surrounded by gay food art.

My best advice to any neets here is: hang in there you pussy, you're gonna have to face the harsh reality of life sooner or later so the sooner you get yourself out of your hole the better. Getting a job doesn't mean you have to give up on your hobbies, it just means you get to spend less times with them. I still watch old chink toons and gayme every once in a while despite being a chef.

I didn't know a chef could experience imposter syndrome.

I guess maybe in the near future, they might invent a bot that 3d prints food or makes it with an ingredient hopper.

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I wish I had parents who could support having an autistic NEET adult child. I make $19 a hour in a factory and that's more than they've made in their lifetime. Bunch of drug addicts always asking for gas money.

You NEETs got it fucking made. Don't feel sorry for yourself or get all defensive when people pick fun at you for being a virgin and showering once a week. You're living the fucking dream. You don't have bills to pay and have to socialize with normie retards every day you go to work.

I'd love for one of you to adopt me as your brother and welcome me into your parent's wealth.

I know once the faggot AIs take over I'll be the first to get my head lopped off. I'm gonna enjoy this while I can, save up money to get an apartment, and hopefully get a investment firm worth a shit once I retire.

Must be really nice having such caring, loving parents. I got booted once I turned 18, had nowhere to go so became homeless for a while. They and my entire family has pretty much disowned me and I cry myself to sleep some nights but I always have to get up for work at 7 AM to keep the lights on and food on the table. Life sure can be a bitch.

>pick fun at you for being a virgin
I know so many guys on child support that wish they could warp into an alternate existence where this was true for them. They don't even get to see their own dam kids because how corrupt the legal system is with their sexism.

Also if you got a hotel restaurant, by gods mercy PLEASE don't tell me to make your food "very well done" because I will literally set your food on fire. I'm not kidding, after working in the food industry for so long I have the balls to do it and every day I work here makes me even more irreplaceable.

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>remote work is possible
Software developer here. Making just under 80k. It's really not possible. I've heard of a very few rare cases, usually at the cushiest places, like F and G of FANG (the rest are shit for your personal life apparently). It's unheard of where I work and we're a pretty massive tech company too. I have some friends in North/Central California, some of whom work at the top meme companies like google, Samsung, Lyft and some of them commute up to an hour each way a day because they have to be in office but would rather live somewhere either nicer (the ones who can afford to) or cheaper (the ones who can't). Also, you don't have to be super social but I don't think you'll make it if you're actually antisocial and can't hold a basic conversation. I don't think I've met anyone who's actually as dysfunctional as these NEETs

It's more common than you think: see outsourcing. The real problem is these neets will have to compete with pajeets who are wiling to work for very little coin for the same tasks.

Not really how it works. The company I work for has several offices in India, all over the world really with several just in the US alone, they're not "remote", it's an actual office the indians have to go into every day and work as part of their own teams. The last company I worked with was the same, I had to work with some team in banaglore or some shit and they had their own office. By that standard I too am working remote despite driving 40 minutes into work every day

Big fat faggot company hires contractor they trust to do some boring basic shit, contractor then hire sub contractors who hire remote workers. Of course no reputable company will let pajeets work remotely directly, it'll always be done from a sub contractor working for a contractor afaik. Pay is shit though, I tried it once and couldn't even make $40 in a day despite having extensive data entry skill with microshat products. I'd rather work at mcdonalds desu.

In college i made money from hacking games (~75k in 3 years) That's like minimum wage and I was doing well compared to most others. The consolation is that I learned how to program and now I make 200k/yr

>tfw I unironically want a chubby neet bf to let me cuddle his low self esteem away every night
>tfw I'm saving up money for an apartment so I can have a place to share with an adopted neet
>tfw I want to greet him with a kiss when I get home and ask him if my big strong boy kept our house safe from the roodypoos next door
>tfw I want to have a wholesome loving relationship and make him feel as loved as I want to feel
>tfw robots on r9k think I'm erping whenever I talk about it

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>tfw I fit all of these
pls adopt me ; - ;

You are one sick demented fuck. You fit right in.

The fault in your logic is assuming neets will let you get that close to them.

I wish I had a gf with monstrous tits

faggot

I'd let him get close to me

I would if I could baby...

I can always hope

No u

Don't give up. I had similar aspirations and as it happened my best friend confessed to me, who I promised I'd never approach romantically unless he did first. Now I'm living the come home and kiss a boy life.

>the time I wasted playing nintendo those 3 years I could have been in college all along

This was my major source of regret. I wasn't a NEET, but I guess you could have called me a Freeter. I graduated high school and instead of going off to university, I worked a series of low-stress, low-responsibility, low-paying jobs as part of a misguided attempt to "discover myself". It wasn't until most of my friends were in third year university, talking about internships etc, when I finally snapped out of it and got serious about enrolling.

I started first year in September 2011, when most of my friends were gearing up for their final year. Even after taking courses part-time in the summer and doing a shorter internship, I still ended up graduating three years behind everyone else I knew, and by that point most people in my social circle were beginning to establish themselves in their careers and settle down. I felt horrible for wasting just three years, I can't begin to imagine how some people from here (Jow Forums especially) would feel about wasting a decade.

>who I promised I'd never approach romantically unless he did first
Who did you promise this to and why

To myself, because I valued him in my life more than scaring him away with my confession and his rejection. If I'd made a move and he said no, my best friend could never be the same person who was always there for me. There would have always been an awkward strain, because I thought that he meant more to me than I did to him.

The idea of losing him as my best friend to my idiotic love killed me inside, so I never made a move.

I'm glad you're living the dream, user. I can't say I'm not jealous

like uploading crap iOS apps and setting up continuous payment on such apps purchases.
People think they’re buying the premium app for 1 dollar, when in reality they subscribing 1 dollar err month.
All kinds of scummy shit, like reselling Netflix codes and shit

Realistically, most NEETs don't have access to the kind of jobs that can provide a living wage that covers rent and food without putting out a non-NEET amount of effort. You would need to have a stranglehold on some obscure corner market (like a very specific fetish subsection of ERP or getting art commissions from rich furries) just to make as much money as someone with a regular job.
I do know a guy who made extremely good money selling designer clothing online. He was really good at what he did and went for volume, moving huge amounts of inventory at a time, and probably worked much harder at that than he would at a regular job. He ended up taking a vacation to somewhere in Eastern Europe, fell in love with a girl, and hasn't come back to this day.
I sold some clothing during my NEETing and still do, but I've slowed down significantly since I crawled out of that phase. Still live with mommy but I go to class and do part-time work from home.

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>moving out soon
>might need to get a parttime job while i attend uni as a fulltime student meme
>parent said they will help pay for half my rent + i got on n33tbux an get about 150$ a week
>tfw i basically dont have to work and sleep all day outside of classes

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>tfw been consistently employed since 16
>tfw college dropout
>tfw electronics workbench and prog space
>tfw loser gf that I'll probably wife
>tfw I have the goddamn dignity to not leech off the parents

Should I even fucking be here? But seriously good on chefanon, it's not glorious but it's yours. And take it from a guy that works at a desk now, the kitchens are a great time.

brb have to gain weight

I am guilty of this.
I mean I have a job too but it helps.

>bf3
Based

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I have plenty of Spotify passes but I can't find the right place for selling them. Even 1€ each would give me around 500€ if I sold them all.

You don't need a tummy tum tum to be my special boy. Just love me as much as I love you~

bf3 is fun game, yeah ?

sell condom for gay couples.

>not getting free condoms at the clinic
It doesn't matter if you're gay or straight, if you're sexually active, get tested and load up on free condoms

Tempted to apply to them also. Might as well and get paid decently. How is it overall?