His phone didn't have amber alert

>his phone didn't have amber alert

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I'm sorry, who the fuck cares?

reminder that a new form of governmental alerts is coming to your phone starting TOMORROW at 2:18 EDT
fema.gov/emergency-alert-test

Let's you know if someone saw you.

I always turn that shit off.

If there's no war or second coming then idc.

this. i have all but the mandatory presidential alert activated.

every time there's an amber alert, phone all over the office start blaring the damn EAS tone and it's annoying as fuck.

>botnet alert
>baseband sends and receives signals you have no control over
Why do people use devices thye have no control over?

>mandatory presidential alert
what the fuck? is this some botnet thing in all us phones?

i forgot to turn my phone off in surgery once and that fucking amber alert went off. thought I was gonna get fired.

yes. you cannot disable the presidential alert per an FCC mandate. perhaps on a rooted android, but i haven't researched it.

I dunno but this kind of alert makes a difference between a dozen casualty and tens of thousands casualty when natural disaster strikes

Well, AMBER alert doesn't.
Area messages can have that sort of impact, though.

>needing Amber alert
>not kidnapping kids yourself
It's like you want to be the last to know things

>Trump gets drunk and instead of shitposting to Twitter he shitposts to everyone's phone directly

feels goodman

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obvious joke is obvious

lel

Trump doesn't drink.

Well he does something to make himself shitpost late at night

speed, cocaine, etc.

Does your phone have advanced baby crying detection?

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You can disable it in some config file with a rooted android.

Lineage OS lets you disable it by stock

>using google shit
kill yourself.

If Trump gets banned from Twitter I hope he uses this system instead.

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>presidential alert
kek burgers live in a comfy dystopia

>believing the government in a disaster situation
no wonder why NPCs end up dead in a fema death camp while the elite loot everything and laugh their way to the bank

KEK JEJ! SUBTLE BURN

>Amber alert gives me heart issues blarring
>GIRL OF LITTLE FRAME MISSING IN FUCKIN AREAS
>few hours later
>she is okay, nothing to worry about dumb fucks
:^/

That will never happen. Trump getting banned would be the death of Twitter.

>Snatcher! Protect the children!

imagine being american

Don't fucking care about dead or raped kids

So the phone is listening to you all the fucking time? Wow

Aren't amber alerts fucking useless when the child is kidnapped by actual pedophiles?

I have them all on but never get anything.

How do these actually work?

>Be me at work
>TV starts blaring EAS tone
>Everyones phones start going off
>Radios are blowing up

Suddenly we're all looking for a stolen Mercedes with a kid in it. It's a pretty damn neat system. I'm surprised we don't have something similar for the internet yet.

> spam by the govt
Literally lmfaoing my ass at mutts lol

Sounds fucking irritating

I was at Kroger once and over 9000 alarm sounds started going off to tell us a guy that killed some cops was in the area.
Amber alerts are too common and I ignore them. What am I gonna do if I see the kid stealer confront him? Not my fuckin problem maybe keep a better eye on your kids faglords

Hi Albertafag.

Depends if they want to Dahmer the kid or not. Spreading awareness is still helpful.

>Get an amber alert
>Read the description of the missing child
>Get an erection
Anyone else know this feel?

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I never met an Amber that wasn't slutty white trash.

So, this is what living in a third world country does to your phone?

>mandatory presidential alert
Is this seriously a thing in burgerland?

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I have a flip phone still because im a poorfag loser who also never really had much use for a smart phone due to the fact I have my desktop and don't really need to go out much.
I don't think I've ever seen these kind of alerts