What would have happened if Bing was the dominant search engine. Microsoft would not only make the most dominant OS, but the most dominant search engine as well.
Also as a side note, does anyone have the drawing of an AMD girl thighchoking someone?
What would have happened if Bing was the dominant search engine. Microsoft would not only make the most dominant OS...
Charles Gomez
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Jonathan Lopez
I hate it when inanimate things with no feelings are presented in a "human" kind of way, meant to appeal to my lizard brain and invoke an emotion of empathy.
Since either this leads me feeling bad for literally nothing, or practicing not feeling empathetic.
Blake Walker
In other words, kys you fucking disgutsting attention whoring anime pedo faggot.
Hudson Howard
i need to be able to measure distance on a map in a straight line for some work. google maps seems to have changed their measurement system so you can't drag the endpoint, so i am unironically using bing maps now.
Charles Cook
Stop being such a tard, you can still drag the distance end points in google maps. I just tried it.
Brayden Nguyen
Did the artist also make a comic about how Bing is a far superior porn search engine?
Jacob Rodriguez
Bing is wors than google and similar shit in terms of privacy so why again should i empathise M$ again?
Hunter Stewart
if that comic makes you feel "bad" for the actual search engine you like anime more than most people
Austin Gutierrez
I don't feel bad for the search engine. I feel bad for the metaphorical "human" in that kind of situation. None of it is real, but the lizard brain picks up on the body language, gestures, facial expression and words, empathy goes from there.
Christian James
Been a year since I used Google.
Lincoln Gray
Yeah lets jump from one botnet to another. Kys.
Adam Diaz
Nice. Jow Forums Bing-chan guro.
Liam Evans
bing honestly gets better results for most shit than google
yandex destroys google for any reverse image searching
don't really know why I use google
Bentley Davis
Marketing is brainwashing
Advertisements like that comic should earn the marketing team that made it a considerable fine.
Nolan Scott
I know, that's why I said I find it distasteful for people to use shit like that.
Because either they appeal to my lizard brain for empathy for a fucking product that has zero need for it.
Or they train me to ignore my basic empathetic response that.
Either outcome is not good for me.
Chase Robinson
I don't have a drawing of an AMD girl but the rest sounds pretty close
Justin Morgan
Also
>has superior image search
>doesn't arbitrarily filter search results they happen to disagree with
>no botnet redirect links
It's just the overall better search engine now.
James Scott
Yandex is the overall better image search (both normal and reverse). Bing is only the best for porn.
James Phillips
Pretty accurated
I hate Bing, fucking forced Search engine
Adrian Jackson
idk
id still use something else
Brandon Hall
Is this real bully or just another porn movie?
Julian Gonzalez
I dunno but I wish that was me
Jaxon Clark
>What would have happened if Bing was the dominant search engine. Microsoft would not only make the most dominant OS, but the most dominant search engine as well.
Actually for normies Google already have the most dominant OS: Android
By the way both Bing and Google sucks, Yandex search kicks their ass, especially image searching
Parker Mitchell
i want to impregnate bing-chan
Ryan Edwards
Empathy is = mammal brain, brainlet faggot. Reptilian brain is for the 4Fs, fight, flight, fuck, feed.
Daniel Fisher
>lizard brain
>lizard brain
youtube.com
Oliver Nelson
I know, but when refering to more primitive functions I automatically call it lizard brain for simplicity sake.
Alexander Wood
>Bing is a far superior porn search engine?
This hasn't been the case for years anymore after they gimped video search.
David Lee
False, it's the same part. See
Grayson Torres
Your video is false.
Xavier Diaz
It's a joke that plays with your feelings. A ton of people enjoy having their emotions tickled like that. It may sound obvious, but you are not supposed to __actually__ feel bad for Bing.
Elijah Myers
there aren't legitimate alternatives, retard. ddg and qwant use bing and yahoo. startpage uses google. searx uses all of them. you can't escape the botnet.
Parker Roberts
> A ton of people enjoy having their emotions tickled like that
I don't.
Connor Allen
>Your video is false.
That's because you didn't even watch it to the end before posting. You only watched the introduction that displays the misconception and latter fixes it.
Your picture is false though, cerebellum has nothing to do even with the "lizard brain / reptilian brain" and no, those things said in the picture are not related to the cerebellum.
>The human cerebellum does not initiate movement, but contributes to coordination, precision, and accurate timing: it receives input from sensory systems of the spinal cord and from other parts of the brain, and integrates these inputs to fine-tune motor activity.[3] Cerebellar damage produces disorders in fine movement, equilibrium, posture, and motor learning in humans.[3]
Jason Evans
That's fine, but be prepared for that to change as you grow older. I didn't use to like it, either.
Adam Thompson
You have no idea what you're talking about.
>The reptilian brain, the oldest of the three, controls the body's vital functions such as heart rate, breathing, body temperature and balance. Our reptilian brain includes the main structures found in a reptile's brain: the brainstem and the cerebellum.
Luke Collins
It still is in comparison to Google.
Jace Long
STOP BULLYING BING-CHAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE