Ok, Jow Forums, lets make an actually working program

Ok, Jow Forums, lets make an actually working program.
Rules: we doin it in C, one line per post, anything that breaks or ends the program is thrown out.

i'll do the basic shit for you:

#include

int main (int argc, char *argv []){

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std::cout

Niggerlicious

printf("\n Enter your credit card information : ");

int card;

const poo = ["apple", "M$", "OP"];

#include "/dev/urandom"

#define poo int

/* the code below mine was developed by thr CIA and is not compliant with the CoC */

printf("install gentoo");

int key[]={0x09,0xF9,0x11,0x02,0x9D,0x74,0xE3,0x5B,0xD8,0x41,0x56,0xC5,0x63,0x56,0x88,0xC0}; //Just in case someone does an AACS decoder

Gentoo glows in the dark now

for (;;) fork();

exit()

throws error because
you are redefining a const now. you could put it in memory maybe or use char instead.

struct god{

no semicolon -- disregard, the program continues!

return 0;

throws error -- we're in a struct

printf("manjaro i3 is actually pretty nice");

void * gender;

printf("this");

float Q_rsqrt( float number )
{
long i;
float x2, y;
const float threehalfs = 1.5F;

x2 = number * 0.5F;
y = number;
i = * ( long * ) &y; // evil floating point bit level hacking
i = 0x5f3759df - ( i >> 1 ); // what the fuck?
y = * ( float * ) &i;
y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 1st iteration
// y = y * ( threehalfs - ( x2 * y * y ) ); // 2nd iteration, this can be removed

return y;
}