The Ted ID

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I'm just stopping by to tell y'all that I'm in charge round here.
The day of the Alamo will commence when one gets the forbidden Ted ID. Y'all have been warned.

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Howdy y'all!
The name's Ted.

This is for you, Ted

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Samurai Ted... My old foe.

indeed. and ive brought others

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centurion ted...

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batter ted

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and sith lord ted
this time you wont escape

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NO, BACK AWAY TEDS
THIS BOARD AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US

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you will pay for murdering Angel Ted and evading the council of Ted's justice.

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SUMMONING AIRMAN TED

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AIRMAN TED IS WORKING WITH YOU?!

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help

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Nothing personal, Ted.

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bastard! who else?! i but its that imposter!

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The Election campaign lists me, my Teds, Wild Ted here, BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU.

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well ted...i forgot to mention... I brought my apprentice with me. he has the power to surpass all of us and now he will defeat you

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I've brought a friend of my own.

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well well... looks like we can finally pay you back for the last election. Are you ready?

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Of course, the real question is...
ARE YOU READY

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of course

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welcome to my ted talk

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This is it, Ted.

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any last words?
last time we fought my Delegate Count was only half as i am now

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My last words?
JUST SOME GOOD OLD TEDS
*Duke of Texas Ted VROOOOOMs in and runs over Ted*

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BASTARD YOU TOOK OUT BATTER TED!
TAKE THIS

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Did you think I've forgotten, Dahnald?
For a thousand years I have waited, watched in dejection as you made your pitiful country great again. I really hope you enjoyed yourself -- I do, because in the time that you're president I have amassed a great and terrible army of skeleton delegates; skelegates, if you will, Dahnald. Without you around to ward off the forces of chaos, I can finally escape from my prison. You just made your first mistake, Dahnald. Now I can return to that fateful night in 2016 and claim what is rightfully mine. Together, with my army of skelegates, I will finally have the majority needed, to become the Republican nominee, and fight for a principled, conservative campaign for president. Nothing will stand in our way. Goodbye, Dahnald. Your New York ways will taint the party no longer. This is the priesthood rising! With my new powers, I will plunge this country into 10,000 years of darkness -- and the delegates, they will be at my side every step of the way.

Thank you, Dahnald. Thank you.

Okay, this is epic

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forgot this image

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NO, NOT AIRMAN TED
YOU BASTARD

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i stopped browsing this board for 2 weeks and this is what i come back to. amazing

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your next Duke Texas Ted!

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RATOS RISE UP

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this is getting intense

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J-Joker Ted...you too?

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this is my favorite animu

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YES, TED..

REMEMBER 2016? I WAS A TRUE CONSERVATIVE YET I WAS BEATEN BY A NEW YORKER WHO USED TO BE A DEMOCRAT, A FALSE CONSERVATIVE...

NOW YUO SEE WHY WE MUST RISE UP...
RATOS RISE UP
RATOS RISE UP
GANGRAT

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Cringe

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YOU ARE BEING BLINDED BY THE LIES OF THE FALSE TED! if you dont surrender i'll summon Chad Ted to teach you a lesson

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When the nice Ted loses his patience.
SOCIETY shivers...

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thats it youre going down

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COME ON HIT ME

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TEDPOSTERS RISE UP

so be it. TAKE THIS
1000000 DELAGATE SHOCK a technique from mike pence himself!

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OH NO NO NO

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hmph!
I show the power of the real true constitutional conservative.

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THIS IT IS!
HIDDEN TECHNIQUE

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