Just a reminder that receiving this notification is proof that you're still apart of this botnet weather you like it or...

Just a reminder that receiving this notification is proof that you're still apart of this botnet weather you like it or not

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so like when I get the emergency alert on my tv is that botnet?

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I didn't get it, and I wouldn't cry about it if I did.

>you're
its "your" retard

drumpfnet
the orange planatir

cucknet
the jewish scoundrel

if you wanted to actually correct him, "apart" should be "a part"

I'm not part of the botnet, so no message here.

and weather should be whether
he fucked up the 2 easiest ones to remember, but the one that a large number of people have the most trouble with, that's the one he gets right

based and checked

>weather
liberals and libertarians are such retards lol

THIS

Imagine being european and not having the president care enough to sms you when the warheads start flying.

morans

Don't worry goys, we're just testing our tracking service.

>Thinking liberals and libertarians are similar things
Yikes...the absolute state of Jow Forums

>right wing libertarian
Oxymoron

Why? Japanese people also have a national alert system implemented in all devices. And Japan is cool, is it not?

I found this to be super offensive. I was sleeping and my phone made a weird notification sound that completely disturbed my sleep.

they are both retarded

>apart

Trump's shitposting... now directly to your phone!

>And Japan is cool, is it not?
How are you posting here all the way from the 1980s?

Man, that was hard!
No way any of you could've figured this out.

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>had emergency messages turned off.
>miss opportunity to receive test message from goodguy-trump.

just get a data only sim?

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shut up dweeb

Haha, cucked by your own phone.

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And librarians, amirite?

>broke federal law

>oh no AT&T has my phone number I'm fucked
Paranoid schizos belong on

Based Sony

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I got no alert.

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Trump managed to only send alerts to unemployed people sleeping during the day

Fuuuu. Time to Note 7 my phone.

>Only unemployed people have their phones on all day

Try re-reading the post

>Trump managed to only send alerts to unemployed people sleeping during the day
My entire office got them. You know. People who are awake, working and have their phone charging at their desks?

>working
>checking my phone for messages
pick one

Not him but you do occasionally get a chance to check your phone if you work in a place where you can keep your phone either on your person in secret or nearby to charge, e.g. behind a counter. There are people who have management positions on this site too and they're generally allowed to keep their phones on them.

yes, most people in office and field work settings use phones for communication you retarded burger engineer.

Don't need to be management to keep your phone while working where do you fucking work, amazon's slave factory?

>the biggest and most oppressive State in human history is sending a note to each of its citizens saying "we know where you are and don't you forget that"

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They really care about you to the point they'll send two alerts in case the first one collides with a bird.

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I said phones charging at desks, retard.

Oh shit man, you fell through the cracks. You're outside The System, and perfectly positioned to fight it. An agent of mayhem against the forces of oppression. You are HACKERMAN.

whoosh

...

i now feel a personal connection to Trump

>trump pushes a button and my phone vibrates moving my pants against my penis
unf

Guy's don't drive your car, the radio is part of the botnet!!!! Wait, those sirens that ring in the event of an emergency? Don't go outside, the streets are part of the botnet!!!!!
When will this retarded fucking meme end?

They are a part of the botnet though

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> Not the fact that everything goes through att even if you don't have their service

Fuck off botnet apologist

KEK is this real

you have to go back

lmao he RAPED the whole country

Troll this dumb cow. Seriously, how stupid can a "science granny" be?
>He's raping us through technology

Well duh, that screenshot was taken on an iPhone.
You physically cannot leave the botnet if you still own an iPhone. You are hard wired into it with that thing. And I’ll admit it: I have one. Mind, I have an old one and I removed the camera surgery-style and put a little snippet of card plastic over where it should be, but I have one. Shame on me.

They've had this for many years retard. Any country that "matters" uses cellular broadcast. It's funny how in the US they decided to call them presidential alerts though. Absolutely cucked.

>biting the bait this hard

It's scary how a portion of American society has been brainfucked into oblivion post WW2.

>Presidential alert beeps at 4 am
>open it
>"WITCH HUNT!!"

Do people actually believe this is a bad thing?

When a fucking tornado touches down in your area or Zimbabwe launches the nukes you need a way to alert the populace. Seeing as our consumption habits are all over the place this seems like a good start. EAS works over Radio, TV, Phones and I'm surprised we don't have something built into the web by this point.

What? Is she your mom?

Well, they explicitly are. A liberal wants individual rights and responsibilities, and a small government with limited power, which is almost word for word the definition of a libertarian. The left just hijacked the term "liberal".

>Left hijacked liberal
>Not the decades of conservative bullshit

Yeah, they were in desperate need of a face lift after all the negative connotations of the word 'socialist' which more accurately describes a modern liberal.

>Modern liberals are socialist
I fucking wish

What are they then, full blown commies?

And neocons hijacked both "conservative" and "alt-right"

What has changed in what the conservatives represent? I thought they were somewhat consistent.

>Zimbabwe launches the nukes

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ITT: Mad Mutts

This is what happens when you don't spank your fucking kids.

Neocons have hijacked "liberal" and "Democrat" too.

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classical liberals want it for practical reasons, libertarians want it out of principle

Tfw president Trump didn't care enough to include you in the
mass hello even though you voted for him. ;_;

"Liberal" has a number of meanings.
One means "freedom conscious". As in Liberty.
One means "not wanting any limits". As in liberal application of laws.

you are

I didn't get one I'm too behind the times

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>turned my phone off
>didn't receive it
Looks like I'm off the grid

>child abduction emergency bulletins
that's some true detective tier shit

That implies Democrats weren`t willing and eager participants.

Would be nice but most liberals are just republulicans-lite that tolerate minorities. See how Trump is citicized for using the same drone program Obama expanded or the immigrant detention camps existed under Obama too.

Yeah people don't understand how the spectrum shifted right. The establishment democrats are what republicans used to be, republicans are off the fucking cliff pretty much and the people like Bernie and other progressives/democratic socialists are actually center left in most other places. Just wanting some damn universal healthcare and some checks and balances , minor regulation, to restore some damn sanity does not make you a fucking communist.

I don't get why Americans are so triggered by this. Is it because there's "presidential" in the name?

That's probably part of it, doesn't matter which side is in the seat it would piss off half the country because it's associated with who they hate. We are that divided now They should just call it National Alert or something

Yeah, if the exact same alert came out in 2015 the right would be just as ass blasted. Probably even worse.

>Noooo my country is warning me about possible disastrous dangers reeeee! Donald Trump's is not allowed to because TRUMP BAD!!!

this is what you cry baby fucks sound like

Drumpf is a moron with multiple personality disorders, and probably a criminal and traitor.

>Boomers shooting their phones because the president obungled it
Would of been better than #resistant worried Trump couldn't stay behind a twitter block