Why do faggot ass silicon valley types feel the need to include this "cute" shit in every fucking thing that they do?

Why do you feel the need to use X11 forwarding?

Because if a normie sees some shit like "ERROR 389483984329 BROWSER NOT RESPONDING" they're gonna be concerned whereas if they see some shit like "Oof. Looks like yo browser ain't bein lit AF" they'll think everything's fine

Writing actual pull request messages would scare the normies shitless.

>*WHEEZE*
>*COUGH COUGH*
>*CRACK* *slurrrp*
>Ah, This Program Has Performed an Illegal Operation and Will Be Shut Down, now THAT was an error message
>*sip*

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>Writing lines of code, one after one is not that fun.
Give up. Programming clearly isn't for you.

>it's a dog bit the cable error message

shit was scary yo

would you prefer
>you fucking retard. You made this page crash you piece of trash
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What should I do for a living?

I am gud with it, but I'd gladly work as sysadmin or some other passive job and keep programming a hobby.

> Comment code with jokes
I hope I never work with you.

I never joke with coworkers, I just like to entertain myself a bit while coding.

I gotta cope somehow.

I wonder how many brainlet pedos incinerated their computers because of that wording.

I love werthers orignal, does that make me a 90 year old boomer?

Because Japan does it?

>"onions boy".
What?

>being this new

before someone calls u a newfag, Jow Forums turns "s_o_y" into "onions"

ffs 5s difference

>Jow Forums turns
Whole Jow Forums does.

>being this söy

He's retarded, so yes.

Having done over the phone tech support I can guarantee some of the dumber baby boomers and gen Xs would probably have beat their children and called to apologize for their illegal operations and blame it on poor dumb lil Jimmy. Even more so seeing as I was doing tech support for stupid fucking Australians and New Zealanders with the occasional lazy Hong Kong Chinese dudes on shitty fucking Apple computers.

/ck/ doesn't because they have an actual reason to talk about onions and s°y.

bump

Yeah, onion rings and sóylent

This has been happening to me like fucking crazy on my Palemoon install. Basically crashes the tab about every 30 seconds.

>ö
I like how its face

sóy boy

>faggots are compelled to act like women
no shit dipshit

Wow someone who actually isn't autistic

that's not even comparable
delete your post

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internet culture is fucked

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the term for this that i believe is most fitting is called 'bacon'. here is a small collection of examples i have collected of not funny bacon basedboy content: jollo.org/LNT/public/nf_bacon.html

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This. I would support it if it were moé and not just some raceless, sexless diversity-blob using small words for dumb people.

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sir do respect pls we thank

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cute

stop what you're doing and be a florist or someshit

Won't survive doing that in my shithole. Literally nothing wrong with it, peace of mind of a job desu.

>xD *starts twerking*

Probably for the same reason manchildren insist on anime desktops.

Could have been worse mate, it could have been "uwu".

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they are just having fun...

> he’s a freetard dweeb
> he takes his “job” very seriously

>Naaah, Blaaah, Wooosh
What about those?

see the futurist makes his own terms

>get BSOD
>it's the one where you can continue normally
>nervously rush for the start menu to restart
>get the same BSOD after clicking it
>try to shut down from ctrl-alt-del
>get the same BSOD after the task manager comes up
>horrified hard reset
>BSOD after loading desktop
>seasonal cycle of giving the Compaq quickrestore CD serious usage to fend off BSOD anxiety

It was a sweet PC hardware-wise (Rage Fury Maxx, K6-III), but holy fuck was that era of games notorious for installing a whole bunch of conflicting prereq garbage upon installation, it's amazing if a Windows 98 installation lasted more than a year stability-wise, and the absolute state of ATI drivers back then sure didn't help, all of the special OpenGL wrappers absolutely beat the shit out of primitive D3D, I do NOT miss that bullshit

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I'd say I don't get why people don't understand this but, fuck - look where we are.

They're aiming for the lowest common denominator because they're interested in getting many people using their shit, not just the ones who know different error codes. They don't treat this shit like a secret club.

Technology isn't scary!
It's to not scare the norms. When something bad happens they panic and go nuts, and it's part of what kept them off the internet until 2007

OP BTFO once again.

Because they're children. These people are nothing but giant children. Their parents didn't hit them enough so this is what happened. They turned out to be weak, immature, and unprofessional in every single way. Silicon Valley is a trash heap full of subhuman garbage that produces nothing but turds.

Kill yourself.

Every adult with two brain cells to rub together needs to take note of what gaearon did here. Closing the issue is the only proper response. Treat childish gibberish for what it is.

Tells you everything you need to know about Jow Forums staff.

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So᠌yboy.

Needs more Guru Meditation

>Their parents didn't hit them enough so this is what happened.
This is why ever generation sucks. One gets treated with kid gloves, and thinks that's why they're fucked up, so they abuse their kids and treat them like shit, and then they go on to raise their kids with kid gloves because they think it might be better they don't grow up with PTSD, and the on and on it goes...

>t. wasn't smacked around and told no and now thinks PTSD is a valid excuse for being a bitch

Nope, I was legitimately physically and emotionally abused as a kid. My dad thought it was "tough love" but it just fucked me up. If you took a moment to read the medical literature rather than your braindead "old school" opinions, you'd see that hitting kids generally leads to poor outcomes. What I'm saying is there's a balance between being an abusive hard-ass, and an enabling wimp. But hey, what do those eggheads know? You're a fucking Jow Forums poster who probably doesn't even have kids.

>"muh modern medicine"
>t. NPC
Not so long ago doctors used to literally blow smoke up people's asses as a common treatment for all kinds of stuff, which is where that term comes from. Do you really believe that modern medicine as it is today is perfect? You seem to put a lot of stock in imperfect systems, which just makes you a fool.

I think reddit or tumblr might be more your speed.

>Talented
Real tech genious is extremely rare, these faggots code in shit like Ruby on Rails.

Nothing will ever compare to a bsod crash dump.

t. i don't believe it so modern medicine must be wrong because it was once wrong about other things

You should get rid of your electricity, because physicists once believed in the aether. It's not a perfect system, so all of it's results are trash, by you lorgic.

>do you really believe that modern medicine as it is today is perfect?
Beautiful strawman. Just brilliant.

>you seem to put a lot of stock in imperfect systems
Kek, then what are you putting stock in? Please, tell me about this perfect system you've devised.

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At least it would be accurate then.

>fluoride
as much of a problem as soi if not worse
great pic overall

at least they didn't include all the new ''''mascots''''

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psychology and pedagogy in particular are a complete wasteland of unreproducible results and near-voodoo

don't try to pretend we have all the authoritative facts on those fields because we really dont
they're more like nutrition(where we know fuck all) than they are like, say, hematology(wherewe have a decent grasp)

>Gah!

>y
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Notice how h and y kind of resemble each other, simply mirrored?
OP confirmed for homosex

not him, but it's not imo medecine being incompetent as much as medecine having conflicts of interest which is much more nuanced and believable in the age of the free market

>starts twerking

>spoonfeeding newsoys

>albeit talented
found the s o y

>the absolute state of ATI drivers back then sure didn't help
They were bad BEFORE AMD took over? Jesus will they get anything right?

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But what if the meditation goes wrong too? what then?

Interface devs have nothing to do all day, not that surprising they became mentally ill

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Because it's the current year and useful error messages are scary

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>firefox crashes
>We're having trouble restoring your tabs
>click the button and it restores them
>they know what the tabs were and are able to restore them but instead of doing so a useless message is displayed

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