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>soon Trump will be texting memes to everyone
what a wonderful world we live in

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topkek

it doesn't have to make sense, though op could have done a lot better than this.

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I'd be funnier if you told them to stirfry their phones and to make sure they're cooking with noodles to make sure the glass doesn't break.

>Twitter blocks Trump
>Trump just uses presidential texts

>60s at 700w or 70s at 800w
even the biggest cretin will get suspicious about that
back to the drawing board op

American microwaves don't even display wattage, anyway. use "high" instead.

Is it wrong that I want this unironically?

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Could I have some covfefe to go with my serving of infetterence?

Is English your first language?

Missed that

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That's some extremely shitty attempt op.
It has to make a bit sense. Just saying "put it in your microwave" is not convincing.
You should make up some bs explanation how the microwaves will disable certain bands in the smartphone. You also have to comfort the target, for example say that this change can be reversed by putting in the microwave for a second time. (Since some still believe that they might get another president soon.)

You want the reader to think that he understands what is going on, that it will work as he intends and that it's completely safe.

>60s on 700w or 70s on 800w
What logic is this? It would take less time with a higher wattage...

This stupid alert woke me up from my much needed sleep and my phone was on DO NOT DISTURB. What’s the point of that function when these “alerts” ignore it?

>Presidential alert
Is this shit real in USA? Jesus, muricans, i have on words.

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The long con is getting them to disable all alerts so they die in a flood or something

>pajeets

These things have literally never worked

>we cant make good jokes or political arguments
>lets kill people instead

They also have a similar thing in the EU and in Japan. Its mostly used for emergencies like natural disasters or if there were somehow a missile strike coming.
I slept thru mine, I was really tired and already have white noise in my room.

Trolls and Trump. A match made in hell.

Mindless consumers will believe this.

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>Drumph woke me up from dreaming about harry potter and poc fictional characters.

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2 SCOOPS?!!!!!!!

My phone was right next to my face so it was impossible to sleep through it. I’m also unfortunately somewhat of a light sleeper.

>60 seconds at 700W or 70 seconds at 800W

>lots of media coverage in days/weeks leaking up to test
>they specify a time in the middle of the day not during rush hour so as to be of least interference with the majority of the population who would be at work
>multiple reminders that this will happen
>people still slept with their phones 1ft from their face

WTF?!?!?!?!?!? FUCK DRUMPF HE WOKE ME UP

>how to block trump
>Microwave it
You're a dumb nigger, not even kids will do this

Instead something like this
>Type in a secrete code first
>Then microwave it

> This DO NOT WORK
Was this written by a nigger?

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Go back to pol bitch

So Apple Wave 2.0 with ESL writing. I'm convinced.

I bet you could get better results just copy/pasting the Apple Wave promo but placing the iPhone XR or whatever it is now as the pic.

Found the nigger

Wow what the fuck OP my phone won't start and my house combusted.

ITT: THIS DOES NOT WORK! I'M STILL GETTING PRESIDENTIAL ALERTS!

Found the jap

>gets called out for being an illiterate nogger
>"yeh wel u a pol bitch fug u"
wow you sure showed him

>sleeping at 11:18pst/14:18est
They deserve whatever they get

this was fucking glorious

Its called silent for a reason. Also why the fuck are these overdeveloped cum farts sleeping next to their phones anyway?

I doubt I showed him anything but it felt good saying it

>infetterence
Based

suck a dick, faggot

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Why are they hanging upside down?

100% this, can't believe nobody else is sharing this. don't own an iPhone, but my iMac G3 is connected to the phone line so i did it on that and it worked perfectly! no messages all day!

unrelated, but does anyone know of a good way to clean an unreasonable number of phosphorous coated glass shards out of a carpet?

dddddrrrrrruuuummppfpfpfpfpfpftt reeeeee

presumably it's a lot harder to do anything when you're standing on your hands and blood is rushing to your head

Probably for being called homosexuals in a Muslim community in Africa.

Sexy ;)

You can tell this was written by a smelly Androjeet, just from the grammar and spelling alone. Jesus Christ.

>windows as operational system
I fucking knew this board was filled to the brim with pajeets.

>infetterence
Non-native English speaker here. Is that a real word? Or is it another "nuke-ular"?

I didn't even get the alert I was looking forward to it so I could say "neat" and NOTHING.

WTF?

Indians are the ultimate cringelords. How the fuck did they even find Jow Forums? That whole picture stinks of curry and 16 days of no showering.

It might be a reference to the celebrity copy pasta

Sweet stuff, that song is my jam.

curry curry
to the loo you must hurry

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The normies already fell for this one a few years ago. Question is, will they fall for it again?

What happens if you do this?

> operational system

There was a bug in iOS 8 and 9 that would brick your iPhone if you set the time to January 1st, 1970. The only way to repair it was to reinsert the battery.

>This DO NOT WORK
>infetterence
The brainlet also missed a comma and several periods, for example:

Whether you're using your iPhone or Android [COMMA] the Presidential Alert is ...

if you recive alerts then yes

it's not

>recive

probbably
idk tho

I fucking need this battery saving mode so much in my life.

...

Nobody would ever believe this, fail.

>intromission

How to block the presidential alert

step one - look online for presidential alert days/times, I looked and found October 3rd and the EXACT hour and minute AHEAD of that time.

step 2- turn on airplane mode a couple minutes before that time.

step 3- keep airplane mode on for at LEAST 30 minutes, if you do less you'll see the alert.
(i didn't know this and turned airplane mode off too soon.)

step 4- you are now more powerful then the usa government
You can now think of yourself as edward snowden or whatever.