Why do you own so many fleshlights?

why do you own so many fleshlights?

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If I’m gonna be alone, I might as well have variety.

Because there are a lot of quadrupeds out there and I gotta collect em all

Because they were in offer.

I don't own any

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It’s like Pokémon, but instead of rare mythical creatures, you cry yourself to sleep every night.

Incel

Men don't cry, dummy

Explain your reasoning

I can do both

For kissing practice

No :^)

:^)

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as soon as you move out of mommy's house, you'll get one.

perhaps
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I know I am as soon as I can afford to move out. I might even get a whole sexdoll.

Sorry but that's pretty cringe tbhfam

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Wait, did you think OP said 'flashlights', gook?

I don't own any, I'd like to but I'm too scared of someone somehow tracing my purchase and finding out that I bought it.

tfw you own 5 butt plugs, a prostate massager and a dildo but no fleshlight

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Alice?

just one and i make sure all my neighbors know im using it