>get new credit card >it has one of those "chips" europoors on Jow Forums keep raving about >go to mcdonalds >order two mcdoubles, a mcchicken, 20 chicken nuggets, 2 large fries, and a mcflurry >attempt to slide the chip >"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir" >the slot takes 30 seconds to find >60 more seconds for it to "verify" >beeps when it's done >go deaf from beeping >by the time I get to a table, my food is cold and a random shooter has gunned down everyone in the restaurant >have to tip the shooter >he only accepts credit cards >"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir" >get shot because I can't find the slot in time >now $130k in debt from hospital bills
Jokes on you, in euroop with new terminals it takes like 1 second for enter pin screen and like 2 seconds to confirm it, with info about removing card.
Jose Torres
>not using Apple Pay
Josiah Gonzalez
The chips are already old again. Modern bank cards have NFC integrated and allow you to pay as fast as with cash.
Kevin Adams
>when people are too stupid to know what NFC payments are even though they have been around for 6 years but they understand what Apple pay means
Carter Adams
It doesn't work if your terminals are using dial up. Also, everyone is using contactless now, takes literally one second.
Eli Lewis
All cards have NFC since 2 years ago at least.
Chase Cook
Stale pasta ignore
John Sullivan
Paying using NFC is a meme in America
Angel Brooks
Not in Europe though where the important humans live.
Parker Cooper
>go to france >all my cards make me sign >never had to sign >signing isn't allowed in my home country for years >taxi driver confused as why it's printing signature slips >passes me tissue box to use to sign on >go to hand back tissues >no >awkwardly sitting there with a tissue box waiting for my receipt
Wish VISA would get their shit together
Jose Long
>been tapping for everything in Australia for 6+ years
Even parking meters here have NFC
Still take my wallet out of habit from all that time earlier but just tap with phone now
Brayden Hill
>not using NFC the absolute state of americans
Cameron Perry
Englishman here, we have contactless cards, there's no sliding involved. Maximum £30 for contactless though, otherwise you put it in the slot and put your pin in.
Jackson Cook
people in my country are literally calling contactless payment "the tap", it's infuriating
Mason Wilson
>work in retail >tap there or insert >see people literally place card onto reader but bend the fuck out of the back half >complain cards don't last 3 years
Brayden Flores
We have wireless chips now. Just touch the cc on the machine and the payment goes through. Stay angry, faggot.
Brayden Robinson
Contactless is retarded. Get the idea but it's not safe
Cameron White
Relax autismo that's what everyone calls it. Tap is a generic word for NFC is you ask someone if they have NFC they'll look at you strangely but if you say, you got tap? They'll reply oh yeah of course lol.
David Miller
the only thing good about australia is the near cashless society
Ethan Bennett
>have to tip someone for doing their job
Dylan Collins
>near cashless >good Cash will always be king for privacy-minded individuals
Levi Hall
>money that has serial numbers >atm's have cameras >branches have cameras >logs your withdrawals >government knows your rego >stores have cameras
Why do you give a shit? if they cared about what you bought you're not that hard to track it's just that no one gives a shit, not even the banks.
You give all your fucking info to 100 different things in life but suddenly using a debit/credit card is the privacy issue
Nicholas Green
>money that has serial numbers Coins >atm's have cameras Masks >branches have cameras Good point >logs your withdrawals But not what you buy with it >government knows your rego What does a car registration have to do with this? >stores have cameras Also a good point
Jace Brown
>Masks your fat ass will still be instantly recognisable though
Colton Walker
>if they cared about what you bought you're not that hard to track it's just that no one gives a shit, not even the banks. They do, retard, Mastercard literally sells purchase data to Google so they can correlate with effective advertisement.
Nathaniel Kelly
>not being able to control your cards security settings in realtime on your phone why are you living in the past Jow Forums?
>go deaf from beeping WHAT EUROPOOR HERE WHAT DID YOU SAY CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY PURCHASES
Wyatt Walker
> be burgerclap > still don't have NFC tap payment > even auscucks have it FUCKING. SEETHING.
Jonathan Walker
>go to france tactical errors were made
Jack Moore
>$current_year >going into meatspace to purchase shit luddites gonna hang
Carter Edwards
So you've not been in any store for any reason in the last 10 years?
Jace Nelson
This was definitely the case when they first were being rolled out, but the chip cards have gotten a lot faster. Contactless payment still works faster enough that I still get annoyed when I have to actually get out my card.
We have that everywhere; no idea what you're on about.
Aaron Fisher
>contactless >a machine can charge your card without even touching it Foolproof. What could possibly go wrong?
Samuel Adams
That's why you use your phone, which will only allow transactions when you tell it to and will immediately show you how much the transaction was for.
Logan Parker
Bad troll. Apple Pay has no limit because there’s cardholder verification via your face/Touch ID/passcode. This, although you shouldn’t shop at places with outdated terminals, just let them die. America has always been behind the times on everything from Chip and Pin to 4G. This is why smartphones are superior for contactless payments. Leave your card at home. Do not do business with stores that do not have modern payment facilities
Elijah King
>murica keeps using magswipe >euros switch to chips because it's bettet >it takes murica ~10 years to make the switch to chips >meanwhile the rest of the world is already using contactless and smartphone payments on the reg Why is America always lagging when it comes to payment technology?
Wyatt Turner
You don't got tap to pay? NFC you can even use your phone?
Nolan Hill
Almost all chip terminals also do NFC over here. And Amazon exists, so I can ignore all this bullshit and have what I want dropped at my door instead half the time.
Eli Phillips
we have paywave here. literally takes 2 seconds. sucks to live with luddites huh.
Daniel Price
>Not using bitcoin >eating McShits >proprietarycuck
Gavin Bennett
>130k debt from hospital bills Well this actually is the part I'm way more concerned about. We really need some kind of medicare for all / universal system like every other damn country has medical bankruptcy is only an American thing and it's fucking stupid. You shouldn't be one accident or being a victim of crime (things against your control) from being basically a debt slave .
Evan Carter
OP is stupid for making this thread. Anyhow, I hate when you get to a card reader and it has a chip reader but they tape over it and you're supposed to use the magswipe anyways, despite them being equip with chip readers, and chip transactions being safer for the business and the customer, they still don't use them because it "confuses customers"
It almost makes me want to illegally dupe peoples cards and use them.
Kevin Miller
Holy shit is america only just getting chips now? My parents had a credit card here in australia with a chip back in like 2001.
Ryder Sanchez
>has medical bankruptcy >being basically a debt slave I don't think you understand how bankruptcy works.
Caleb Diaz
>get updated bank card >it now has a chip and magstrip when before it only had mag >stick card in the terminal since I'm not a retard >pull it out and go to enter pin >this cancels the transaction wot is this silly shit? does this mean all the details are held on the chip and never stored temporarily in the terminal like with magstrip?
Isaac Anderson
Well my point is american healthcare is total horseshit.
Daniel Thomas
I've had a chipped card in the US for decades, they're just now (last 5 years) rolling it out at point of sale terminals. For the longest time the only use my chip ever got was at the atm at my bank.
Joseph Cooper
>australia Its weird my visa had the chip years ago but bank cards only seem to be adding them now
Bentley Collins
Theoretically, chip is superior, since you can secure it with a pin; however, in practice, nobody in the US uses the pin (they don't come with them by default for most credit cards, you need to go online and set it up yourself). Not to mention, tons of places don't even have chip readers yet, so all the companies make their cards with both strip and chip for compatibility. Some places that DO have chip readers, have them disabled for whatever the fuck stupid reason (probably employees too retarded to learn how they work or lazy companies not setting up their systems to deal with it).
I've also seen tons of rednecks trying to use the new chip cards, being completely retarded about it, yelling when it doesn't work, then the cashier has to come over and handhold them through the process of paying for their shit. I just stand behind them wondering when I can get out of the fucking store. I'm ashamed to live in the US sometimes, I swear.
Dominic Baker
It's fucking contactless payment, when it first came out people called it "contactless". All the marketing calls it "contactless" and anyone with half a brain calls it "contactless". I don't know where the fuck "the tap" appeared from but it's an awful reductionist term
Cooper Cox
>nobody in the US uses the pin what the actual fuck is this why people can just use a stolen card in murica?
Justin Bennett
Fuck off Karl, we're not paying for your sex change surgery
Kayden Rivera
Actually I don't want a sex change I have actual medical problems and it's crazy how much it costs just to see a doctor for 10 minutes. Can't afford insurance
Gabriel Jackson
Originally, credit cards with magnetic strips in the US didn't have pins either, you just swipe the card and it's done. Pins are mostly an ATM thing for debit cards. Since people aren't used to it, the credit card companies didn't try to force it. It's bad enough getting people to change to using chip cards, imagine the backlash if they suddenly needed to enter a pin every time they buy something. They threw their hands up and said "fuck it! let's at least get them on the same technology as the rest of the world and worry about security later"
As for using stolen cards, yeah, you can, but that would be rather easy to track down, given the activity of every card is logged. There's a loophole you can exploit, which is to just steal credit cards and use them to load up Visa or Amazon gift cards. Note that I've never actually tried this (I am a white person), but the theory is sound.
Jose Scott
>not having medical insurance hahahahaha
Matthew Lee
First, you can just tap the card for that, just like Android/Apple pay. Second, it takes maximum 10 seconds to enter a pin and verify the purchase even for a retard like you who can't find the hole.
Nathaniel Powell
It's faster to say tap than contactless payment you sperg
Gavin Fisher
>>by the time I get to a table, my food is cold and a random shooter has gunned down everyone in the restaurant >>have to tip the shooter >>he only accepts credit cards >>"you have to insert it in the slot underneath, sir" >>get shot because I can't find the slot in time
fucking kek
Josiah Mitchell
>be murrikan >go to check out something from the mom and pop local grocery store >insert chip >dialup sounds begin to be heard >oh God please no >takes at least 30 seconds for it to process my payment
Yes, chips are the future, friends. Maybe we should focus on rolling out infrastructure everywhere before shoving chips down everyone's throats.
Cameron Peterson
>reposted ancient troll thread >already 55 posts Remember when hiro was joking about hiring janitors and shit?
Joshua Robinson
>attempt to slide the chip >the slot takes 30 seconds to find The absolute state of op
We had chip and pin for years, contactless and android pay/google pay have taken over now
Jonathan King
most places subject to any amount of fraud from using stolen tap and go things have CCTV anyway. The banks also offer the option to put a hold on your card from the bank app on phone if you have lost your wallet.
also you may be able to go into a store and buy a gift card, but buying 10 is weird. The user of the stolen card doesnt even know how much money is on it. it might get them $100 but it wont work for long, police will have their photo etc. Buying a gift card from online requires an address.
you really cant do a lot of damage. maybe $1000 on purchases but the banks watch that shit and if u buy outside of normal hours because you have worked during 1pm mon-fri for the past 5 years they will actively watch the card and flag it if u dont buy alcohol for 10 years and suddenly do.
get my drift
Dominic Sanders
>Coins Forever be recognised as autist who carry few kg of coins >>Masks They know who fucking owns the account, retard. If it's your mommy's they might lock her out. >Good point You learned something today >But not what you buy with it They still know your spending habits and general location with time you cash out, think metadata >What does a car registration have to do with this? Example: street cameras can see you going out of your way to find atm that's not close to you. Making you that more suspicious >>stores have cameras >Also a good point
Just stop this is retarded as fuck
Gabriel Sullivan
>two mcdoubles, a mcchicken, 20 chicken nuggets, 2 large fries, and a mcflurry Did Everything you order are only for you or did you are dinner with 3 pals together?
James Hughes
And they allow anyone with your card to charge 20€ without having to enter the pin.
Brody Torres
>everyone has been long using contactless >amerimutts only now discover chips
1)Entering PIN on POS 2) POS sends MAC(pin, secret key) to the card chip Asks: is this okay, card? 3) Card checks if the MAC is correct by using the shared secret key Answer: Yes, sir, take this nigga's money 4) POS: Kkay
Juan Stewart
Maybe for Americans.
Asher Adams
It is safe, the key length of the latest cards is long enough, only side-channel attacks are applicable and with the latest generation of chips, they are reduced to minimum, too
Anthony Robinson
>be retarded >lose contactless card >get notification that some random ass dude payed 24.99 with my card >lock it Oh wow, such damage.
Jonathan Bell
>anything under $20 >tap my card and leave the millisecond I see “approved” >anything over >insert my card with absolute precision because it’s muscle memory >takes 7 seconds at most including PIN entry
Not having a chip probably isn’t a problem in America where you don’t have a million people trying to clone your MagStripe,
Leo Moore
faggot
Lucas Nguyen
Only ATMs in nigger countries still authenticate only with the mag stripe, in the white countries it is Chip + PIN nigga
Why are we having this conversation? Use cash. >"user! This is a stick-up. Give me all your cash! >give cash, pull out gun and shoot in head >take back cash inb4 europoor in rights jelousy
Adrian Cruz
What the fuck happened to this dude?
Severed multiple limbs or something?
Jason Edwards
>on Jow Forums probably transitioning surgery
Justin King
>lose card >block it in app >bank sends a new one within 48h
> be on Jow Forums > promote contactless the absolute state...
Hunter Russell
>slot takes 30 seconds to find dopey cunt
Michael Turner
Any suspicious debit is automatically refunded by the bank, unless the guy who debited your card can prove you actually purchased anything using his EPT (which is registered and traced).