Hey user

You really shouldn't sit on your wallet when you're at your computer desk. Sitting like that for hours is going to mess up your spine.

I know you want to look good so you can get a girlfriend. Just trying to look out for you

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thanks lawrence

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You can't claim to be male and keep your wallet in your back pocket at the same time.

Now go back to plebbit.

Where else should I have it? In my purse?

>I know you want to look good
It doesn't look good, but naive, begging to be stolen.

what a dumb picture

I'm not sitting on a fucking block of concrete you shithead, I'm sitting in a soft comfortable chair therefore I cant even feel the wallet in my back pocket therefore there is zero tilt

fucking retard.

I keep it in my front pocket since my huge wad of cash is so fat that it hurts my ass to sit on it.

My wallet shifts over to the side when I sit. I think I'm ok, thanks.

Front pocket masterrace. Keeping a wallet in your back pocket is doubly retarded since it's easy to steal from, too. And really, putting anything valuable towards the back of your body is pants-on-head retarded.

front pocket
front pocket is actually harder to steal
still bad for you, unless your 400lb ass is giving you all the cushion you need
you're actually aware of the problem, congrats.
this user gets it.

People who put their wallet in the front pocket are man children

>still bad for you because I say so
kys

>scientific fact is overruled by my baseless opinion
kys

>sure, just let me grab my wallet
*starts touching his ass*

How about you chordle my balls instead Lauren?

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thanks office mom

I don't live in the ghetto

Front left pocket for wallet, back right for phone. Swap phone to front left when around niggers.

I don't.

I don't know why anyone would ever put their wallet in their back pocket.

So unsecure.

>Lauren
kek'd

> get call
> cards on wallet wiped

I don't claim to be male, even though I have a penis, but even I'm not this retarded.

Thanks but I don't need a wallet, I am a NEET

I can and I do

Thank God I don't surgically implant my wallet into my bone.
I actually keep it in my front pocket but this is dumb.

who even does this? that would instantly be noticeably uncomfortable it's not some princess and the pea shit, unless you are a 600lbs amerilard I suppose. thanks anyways Laura it's the thought that counts, wanna go back to my place to check if my mattress is giving me proper back support?

I keep it in my man purse
pic related

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>living around niggers who would steal things
look at this retard

I don't even use a wallet, just have some cash y my pocket. Credit cards are botnet so I don't have one.

I'm not sitting straight up most of the time anyway. I alternate between leaning on my elbows.

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front pocket or backpack for me desu

having padding doesn't mean something is safe, for example wearing comfy shoes with dr schols inserts while squatting is worse for your back then going barefoot

Who the fuck put their wallet in the back pocket?
Who even use that pocket at all?

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