Is java really a meme language for pajeets or is it the best language ever created?

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It's a meme if you're a neet that browses Jow Forums on your thinkpad

This is java

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Java is awsome

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Is java for cucks? What's the most based language, C?

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>based language, C(ucks)?
yes, indeed

Vba

What's wrong with that? Just because he's Indian it's suddenly worse than some European offering training?

Fuck off.

Java is the AK-47 of programming languages.

It's fucking everywhere, it's OK at everything, it's inexpensive, it's easy to learn how to use, it's forgiving of even the most poorly-trained programmers' bad habits and it's not going away any time soon thanks to new derivatives constantly popping up.

At the same time, more experienced and better-trained programmers often find Java clunky and inadequate for the more specialized or high-finesse work they often find themselves doing. That kind of work benefits from being able to have more control even if those "high-precision" languages are more difficult to develop in.

So yes, Java is naturally the perennial favorite of unwashed Third World street-shitters.

Pajeet detected

Pajeets really still shit in the streets?

C is better than java

Are think pads really a meme i shelled out like 700 for one

C is Jow Forums's newest meme.
Fuck, man i feel sorry for all the people who'll fall for it.

Java is easy to learn, has a wealth of libraries, and doesn't have many footguns.
Java is inexpressive, boilerplatey, and pretty tedious to write.

the only reason it has any relevance is because minecraft used it

Feel sorry for someone learning Computer Science? If you know C, you can learn mostly every other language and actually appreciate it doing the work for you.

You're just a brainlet. Most CS courses worth taking start with C. It's only the online ones that dumb it down so its approachable by brainlets.

You must be 18 or older to use this site.

Don't listen to faggots. Easy to learn, get's you a job and multiplatform. It isn't perfect but pretty good.

>t. americuck

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it's breddy gud

Thought pajeets only used C#...

lol look at this newfag
and also wrong at the same time

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fpbp
basically this

java sucks
use one of the "java improvement" languages like kotlin or scala

This. I bet 9/10s of Jow Forums can't even code in HTML

>suggests scala
Might as well use ruby while you're at it.

scala sucks

>kotlin
well that is definition of meme language. Only reason people know about it is because jetbrains is advertising it with intellij.

>At the same time, more experienced and better-trained programmers often find Java clunky and inadequate for the more specialized or high-finesse work they often find themselves doing.
Enterprise here.
You have no idea what you're talking about.

but one is functional and still fast
the other is oop and very slow

Jetbrains made kotlin, though.
Scala is fast only because of the JVM. Both ruby and scala are shit due to muh meta programming and muh funktionale. Have you even tried doing mixed java/scala projects?

>At the same time, more experienced and better-trained programmers often find Java clunky and inadequate for the more specialized or high-finesse work they often find themselves doing. That kind of work benefits from being able to have more control even if those "high-precision" languages are more difficult to develop in
lol wat?

They might also know about it because it's one of the official Android Studio languages.
Not sure if I enjoy translating retarded Java UI callback shit into Kotlin's syntax sugar or not.

I use the following syntax
button.setOnClickListener(this::onParticularButtonClick)

where that function matches signature of the required single method interface.

Try learning about the world from other sources besides Jow Forums and make your own conclusions

Both pajeets and white men use Java, it is OK
Only a mutt would use C#

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Recent encounter after many years with saner languages.

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niether.

Java can be the best language in some contexts and can be the worst in others, like a lot of languages.

Thanks for the thread btw, it's great to see good quality, well thought threads from time to time.

There is no best language. You use whatever the project calls for, or you lose your job. Telling your boss you want to code everything from scratch in your preferred elitism language while using nothing but a text editor while the rest of the team are using X language because it has the best libraries to get the job done the fastest is a ticket to your Mom's basement.

Please be done with these NEET threads.

It is one of the best languages created. Nothing beats Java for large scale distributed systems, which is why Amazon, Netflix and Google all heavily rely on it.

Properly written Java is very fast too, and much more maintainable than something written in C++

Chad programs in Rust

Java is a language used by adults (and Indians). It's extremely... meh. Nobody intelligent loves it. Nobody intelligent hates it. It is the bland carrot soup of languages