Good evening, commonfolk. It’s currently real spooky hours, and the chances of being scared by skeletons are at an all time high. Unfortunately, so are the chances of contracting the gay. If you are in need of healing, contact me immediately via summoning or blood sacrifice. Tell me of your symptoms.
Good evening, commonfolk. It’s currently real spooky hours...
Connor Ramirez
Oliver Scott
Bumpe
Wyatt Diaz
gay skeltons?
Ayden Hernandez
nice try skeleton
Colton Watson
Yes! And they have BoNeRs
I’m not a skeleton, I swear
Nolan Taylor
homosex bone lads?
Oliver Green
Quite
Lucas Cook
okay penis devourer
Juan Thomas
Aren’t you supposed to be talking about your cute wife chino?
Ian Morales
benis craving rattle bois?
Julian Clark
Levi Harris
Indeed
Anthony Russell
Did you lose her, singapore?
Luke Wilson
I'm another Singapore
Jace Myers
Ah, apologies
Adam Adams
thin spooky lads engaging in lewd homosexual activities?
Levi Rogers
Agreed
Jaxon Ross
*Throws 60 gorillion shekels in the donation box*
HELP ME! THE BIG GAY HAS DEVOURED ME!
John Butler
I don’t need your money, peasant! I will cure you regardless. Now, tell me what’s been going on.
Luke Reyes
thanks dick pucker
Btw is it gay to like boys? I think not, am I right?
Zachary Sanchez
Are you joking, of course it’s gay! You haven’t been engaging in any gay activities, have you?
Samuel Evans
humanoid calcium spooks inserting benin into boy butte?
Henry Wilson
h..ha..ha
O...of course not
I have to leave now for...various reasons
Goodbye and have a nice day
Nolan Bell
The question is, how long will this go for?
Julian Collins
Okay. So I was walking down the street and saw a couple of flamboyant bastards walking around. I got super pissed and punched one of them. Turns out I broke the fucker's jaw. Suddenly, the other guy took my pants off and started sucking me off. I tried fighting, but his suction was too powerful for me. He drank my elongated shaft essence and ran away, dragging the other fag along.
Andrew Miller
WAIT A MINUTE! You forgot your skeleton meme. Have a happy Halloween.
Hudson Gonzalez
Oh my, that seems to be quite the problem. Not many men can survive without their shaft essence. Fortunately, I recently stocked up on such things, so we just need to find the proper replacement.
Jace Jenkins
gay bones lole
Andrew Diaz
a..ah right thanks
goodbye now phat dick
Jeremiah Howard
Yeah, before we do that... Do I have to sign anything so you don't get into legal trouble in case I die?
Jayden Robinson
This is far from a laughing matter
Jonathan Lee
>I’m not a skeleton, I swear
Can't fool me with that, spookster
Caleb Bell
Of course not! Too much paperwork, and do I look like a Jew to you? Now, what kind of essence are you looking for?
Leo Gomez
trick
Jaxson Gomez
R A T T L E
Samuel Ross
I’ll take treat
Leo Gonzalez
is it gay to sexe a skelton?
it's not gay if he's a supernatural being right?
Connor Hughes
The thick, white one. You know the one. Stored in the balls along with piss. Used for making those little bald crying bastards. The fag drank it all from me.
Nicholas Cox
Well, skeletons are, by default male, so it would indeed be gay to bone a skeleton.
Wyatt Scott
what if i let a skeleton bone me?
hypothetically, of course
Matthew Ortiz
I mean just look at it, wouldn't you like to BONE with that BONER?
Grayson Harris
Well, I have good news, and I have bad news. Bad news is, I don’t have that. Good news is, that white stuff isn’t essence, you just ejaculated. I thought you actually lost the soul that resides in your dick, which would’ve been much worse.
Kevin Perez
Don’t trust this gay.
Its the same thing, except the Skeleton won’t be gay.
Jeremiah Garcia
heh
Jace Wright
H E H
Zachary Adams
I wanted this jackolantern icon. They said that type in the "tricks" in the Options.
Hunter Murphy
Fucking degenerate faggots, go jump off a cliff and do a society a favor
Easton Torres
Ohhh... well I'm still infected with the big gay. If it spreads, I'll become one of the /lgbt/ invaders.
Luke Cox
noice
Easton Fisher
SPOOKERS RISE UP
Jayden Phillips
Here, suck the gaseous substances out of this jar.
Do it
Exactly
Cooper Collins
Test
Xavier Baker
damn how he do it
Chase Richardson
Type in “pumpkin” into the options bar
Owen Smith
test
Chase Sullivan
xd u fail