ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

>ITT: POST SUPERPOWER AND THE POSTER BELOW IMPOSE A DRAWBACK OR LIMITATION

whenever you kill someone, you acquire one of their skills, if you kill 100 people you get 100 new skills you didn't have before....

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I have the power to teleport

Only when shitting

you can only teleport 2 meters at a time

You also get the time of their life which would've been left if you didn't kill them added to your lifetime.

You can solve everyones problems.

The power to make people love me
Drawback: After 100 skills, learning a new skill causes you to lose one of the previous ones at random.

ability to appreciate capeshit

you spend $300 on lootboxes each month

Drawback: People become obsessed with you yandere-style.
I have superhuman stamina for any physical activity.

Every organism in the entire universe from incomprehensibly large space faring creatures to viruses and everything in between will attempt to seek out and rape me.

But your IQ drops to 60

>Drawback
Sounds more like a perk.
that's not a decrease for him

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You can't orgasm from the rape

My superpower is perfect hand-eye coordination, it takes me forever to correct my mistakes on the piano

Nice, ten more IQ points for me.

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Even better.

You really gotta do this?

n..nani
you know I had to do it to em

WIPE OUT ALL LIFE BEING!!!!

drawback: their pain echoing inside you forevaaa

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Ability to knock up any living organism with a hybrid with your dick.

>hardmode:no getting rid of penile abilities

You can never wear a condom and you have a gps tracker placed on you so the women holding your babies will track you down

What do I pay them in? Oats and slabs of beef? Think I could swing that.

Why not fuck cute boys instead of disgusting loose slabs of roast beef
Each girl takes 5% of your income

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Of mackerel?

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The ability to turn invisible.

Because I'm not a faggot who would fuck anything that moves. Besides, no guy would like me. Trust me on that one.

n..nani?
Cute boys aren't "anything that moves" dummie

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That's something an unbased pooftah would do. Besides, as I said. No living being likes me. Not even animals.

Only when nobody's looking at you.

Ability to respawn after dying.

Every time you do these secret invisible goblins start pulling on your dick really hard and it hurts.

You respawn as a chinese baby girl

What makes you think that no one likes you?

Constant ignoring, people giving me weird looks, me being an ugly piece of shit etc. etc.

I know the feeling. I blew really hard into a mare's nostril and she bit me right on the face.

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You ignore them or they ignore you? And how can you be sure they're staring on purpose?Maybe you've got something on your face?

I want the ability to hydrate people

They ignore me. I don't even have friends except when I'm behind a screen. But even then, everyone calls me a Turk. And I know that they're giving me weird looks, because one of my ex irl friends told me about everybody's opinion on me.

The water you use to hydrate people makes them thirsty.

Maybe you're not speaking loud enough? Or maybe the topic is not interesting enough? Try to find common ground lad.
Also they're just shitposting who cares if you're a turk or not
And if he's an ex friend he probably did it to spite you t b h

Hydrating other people drains the water from your body

Ability to own all of the world's skin in a big room.

The ability to pass through walls.

Less work for me
Soulds annoying but manageable

But the rent is outrageous.

you can control it and end up falling through the floors all the time

I guess it would be. Would have to be the size of Texas.

The ability to instantly generate a clone of yourself.

each successive clone has one more deformity/disability

Ability to completely atomize at will

you take awhile to slowly reatomize

i have the power to resist extreme heat and cold