I just had a bum hose installed in my toilet and holy shit does it make a huge difference. You get guaranteed clean bum in 10s. This in comparison to smearing shit all over a toilet paper with your hand separated from literal filth by 3 layers of extremely porous paper. It's far superior to a bidet because you have direct control over the direction and power of the water stream while being 10x cheaper.
Using toilet paper is fucking barbaric. If you fell into a pit of filthy would you wash yourself or just wipe?
What do you dry your ass with afterwards? Do you have an ass towel?
Jace Mitchell
an ass blower is probably more hygenic
David Wright
I've lived and traveled in Asia for years and have never once used that hose for anything but cleaning the bathroom. People shoot it at their assholes?
Blake Long
I just use toilet paper. But air drying with a hair dryer is also pretty fun.
Michael Edwards
I bought one and I seriously dont know why they arent more widely used. Gets your ass squeaky clean. Heated water, and heated seat are just a plus
I just clean it in the shower, also daily reminder to eat your fruits and veggies for fibre and wipeless poo's
Daniel Martinez
to get wipeless poo you need to allow the poo to ferment within your colon for 8 hours and the water to be absorbed so the poo will be more held together.
Ian Foster
>Using toilet paper is fucking barbaric Wew you don't want to trigger those amerisharts who believe using water is redundant
Andrew Hernandez
This is the best way to clean your arse. I have traveled in Asia and it's great to use. A couple of quick squirts, a quick wipe with a bit of loo paper once, and you are all done. No joke. Its works.
Jeremiah Russell
fun fact arabs use it instead of paper as paper leaves smell and it is more cost to add
Luis Wilson
I dont wash my asshole.
Ethan Morris
either this, a bidet, or wet wipes are the patricians preferred ass wiping method. just using paper to wipe your ass is fucking animalistic
Benjamin Williams
>tfw doctors stole my colon i just wanna poo like normal people
Jacob Myers
lmao. did you get cancer or something?
Daniel Moore
>wet wipes
lmao
Thomas Carter
I had a butt ton of ulcers and they said it will lead to cancer and then they stole it I was 13 at the time so I had no choice rather have died desu
Chase Hall
No kidding, my new flat has this "bum hose" and i love it, it makes wiping after a sticky poo a lot easier since most of the sticky part is no longer on your bum
Xavier Sullivan
>Not having a bidet installed Fucking americucks, still living in the XIX century lmao
Jose Clark
When i was younger, my parents had this hand shower thingie in their bathroom. I'd give myself an enema with this after pooping and push out everything really forcefully
That made my colon really clean. Now that i think about it, it was a pretty fucked up thing to do considering i was 13
Xavier Cook
I use it everyday, and never going back to toilet paper again.
William Gonzalez
I've had a bottom shower or whatever you call it for two months and it's great. I don't use it all the time, but sometimes when the poo is sticky or wet, I simply use water to wash it away instead of fighting with wipes. It should be more common, at least in private homes.
Alexander Young
>Not having a gf (male) clean it off with her tongue under the threat of blackmail and defunding HRT
>cleaning the bathroom oh lordy, i'm dying here, just imagining you going "oh, hey, this must be for spraying down the bathroom. how thoughtful and how convenient."
Caleb Torres
I can't go back to having a chapped acid burnt anus with poop on my butt hair.
Bidet for life. Only wish I had known about it sooner.
I think there is a stigma about them in the US because people think they are gay europoor shit.
Jayden Allen
the worst part is i can't have anal sex
Cameron Gray
I don't understand how that works.
So your small intestines are attached directly to your sphincter? Does that just mean you have to shit every few hours or something or just wear a diaper or what.
Jaxson Lee
6 years ago i ran out of toilet paper, but there was an old washcloth hanging in the bathroom. i ran it under warm water and cleaned my ass after a shit. wow, it felt great. i haven't used toilet paper since then.
should probably wash that washcloth one of these days though.
If you can afford it... definitely go for the heated ones.
I have mine connected to the cold water and when the temperature drops outside... lets just say that these water jets can hurt you and if your ass instantly goes numb from ice water its a recipe for disaster.
Jace Fisher
Wait, how do you get it under you with the bowl? Are you supposed to stand to use it? Or is there some sort of common squat technique, or different way the toilet is built?
>that much money to shoot water at your ass people are wondering why bidet aren't common here. Japanese being jews are the cause.
Ryan Wilson
If you're not using baby wipes then you're not living.
Carson Lee
The cheap ones work, you can get one for ~$20 on amazon if you don't have a huge toilet budget.
Matthew Jenkins
hahaha OP. I first saw these things when I went to India.
Japanese washlet is far superior, you don't have to put your hands down there.
Michael Bailey
im not a faggot >So your small intestines are attached directly to your sphincter? pretty much, it's called a j-pouch so it gets a little buffer area I poop 6-10 times a day and 3-6 on meds I don't recommend it
Nathaniel Bennett
Things are supposed to help with hemorrhoids as well. Rhoid rage fucking sucks.
Grayson Wright
if the US doesn't invest in anal cleansing technology we will get eclipsed by the japanese
It absolutely helps with hemorrhoids. I don't have a bad one but it flares up if I skip the bidet a few times in a row. Its literally the reason I bought one.
William Thomas
>god tier
gf's tongue
>great tier
hose shower
>ameritarded ier
toilet paper shit spreaders
Brody Garcia
the absolute state of yurocuckolds sharia can’t come soon enough
Jace Harris
I would totally allow a gf (male) to clean me as well that sounds like a totally dick hardening arrangement
Nathaniel Stewart
this is my pride and joy, every morning shit is a spa visit
t. virgin who's never had a gf much less been rimmed by one
there's nothing better than pulling your legs back and letting her work on your asshole
Eli Smith
keep talking
Nicholas Ramirez
cold water? lol not!
Easton Stewart
fullrain
you really have to respect their marketing
Adrian Edwards
>wiping soaking wet ass with tp enjoy pulling tp dingleberries out of your ass
Alexander Richardson
You can outlaw faggotry without Sharia.
Sharia is just outlawing faggotry and replacing it with child rape and voodoo.
Kevin Hughes
no dingleberries if ass hair is trim trimming ass hair is essential you should be doing this anyway
Benjamin Garcia
nothing gay about having your GIRLfriend clean your ass
Isaac Davis
fag...want your butthole to look pretty eh? enjoy your swamp ass because you don't have enough hair to wick away the sweat of being a man
David Nguyen
>Using toilet paper is fucking barbaric. So let me spray a stream of water at my shit encrusted asshole.
There! Perfectly clean!
Ryan Wright
>pubes >wick away sweat
Dude what?
Jordan Powell
bet you use your hand like a good Arab
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>So let me spray a stream of water at my shit encrusted asshole. Well yeah, that's how cleaning works.
Asher King
What the fuck you people don't pre-wipe before pussy shower?
I've used these all my life. Got laughed at by my friends when I was thirteen when I told them and never again after that told anybody. Just laughed with the boys at pussy showers );
Christopher Taylor
what the fuck are you talking about?
Elijah Walker
Wipe before water. It's basic math.
Jason Cox
>>So let me spray a stream of water at my shit encrusted asshole. >Well yeah, that's how cleaning works. Actually cleaning requires a cleaning agent. Or are you one of those people that just wets their hands after using the commode and thinks they have "washed" their hands? Actually I do. I only shit naked, next to the shower. I don't use a stream of water nor a piece of paper. I get up and enter the shower and use a soapy hand to ensure total cleanliness. This allows me to have a rim job from my old man at ANY time.
Gavin Kelly
I've been wiping dry after using a bidet. No trimming, and no dingleberries. It works better if you use a good TP that doesn't instantly revert to paper pulp when it comes in contact with a drop of water.
Jeremiah Scott
why though?
Connor Hill
right now for the maximum cleanliness, I use my hand and water from the tap. However this takes a while as I have had diarrhea for the last two years, so i often spend up to 30 minutes in the toilet when i take a shit is it worth it getting a bidet?
Asher Price
Fuck getting my hand near shit ever again, I just turn on the water and browse Jow Forums until I'm clean.
Ryder Ortiz
How does it make hot water tho?
Lincoln Hughes
it doesn't, it's just cold water, but for me I'm in an apartment so it's better than wiping or showering or using a cup
Jayden Perry
thats hillarious, im actually getting one installed in the next few weeks as well. honestly i hate just using toilet paper, i have a hairy ass so it usually takes forever to clean with just tp.
toilet paper to dry, i remember french use little towels i think
Zachary Green
I wash myself after shit.
Asher Baker
so you installed a hose in your toilet to clean your bum only to end up wiping your arse anyway?
Andrew Reed
Tfw 18 and recently diagnosed with ulcerative colitus.
I dont know how bad the pouch shit is but boy have I considered it on the first flare.
Owen Lewis
This stands true for high-estrogen feminine söi hairlets like you, but what about proper hairy men with an hairy ass? Do you have any idea how difficult is to dry an ass that isn't perfectly smooth and hairless? Hair hold a lot of water Check your estrogen privilege , basedlord
Grayson Morris
You don't want heated. That stimulates sexually. Neither good for you or women.
Oliver Hernandez
Jet dry stuff for dishwashers would get all the water out.
Gavin Martinez
i've heard of shit pouches but i've never heard them being described as a "buffer area" jesus, just how bad is it?
Hudson Hill
>be a man and use tp fuck off, i want one of these ass-cleaners, because that's one less shitty job for me
Josiah Gomez
No TP is shit, I'm asking if you have a solution for heavy ass besides being an ultra cum loving faggot and getting waxed like a woman
Caleb Collins
Yeah I'm in Japan, shit is nice. And my shower is directly across from the toilet so I can just go straight in
Robert Russell
あなたは日本語をわからないね?
Adrian Barnes
I moved on to wet wipes and have never looked back.
They get the job done better and more efficiently, I use just one wet wipe that I tear in half into two equal pieces and it's more than enough to get super clean. What's more, I'm surprised just how cheap wet wipes are, $1.50 for 50 shits. That's an insanely good bargain.
I have IBS-D and this is my life too. It fucking sucks, makes it almost impossible to even think about getting a job and forget trying to date, no girl wants a guy who she has to watch run to the bathroom for another shit every 20 minutes for the first 3 hours of the day.
Julian Ortiz
>tfw you'll never walk again >at least i get neetbux
Leo White
>he doesn't enjoy a nice rimmie after a long day at work
Kevin Campbell
>being so beta your gf won't lick your asshole unless you trim it
Dominic Edwards
ugly girls put up with a lot if you treat them right
Eli Martinez
I have a maid who cleans my anus after every shit.
I just go on the bed and ring the bell and she comes right up.