I just had a bum hose installed in my toilet and holy shit does it make a huge difference. You get guaranteed clean bum in 10s. This in comparison to smearing shit all over a toilet paper with your hand separated from literal filth by 3 layers of extremely porous paper. It's far superior to a bidet because you have direct control over the direction and power of the water stream while being 10x cheaper.
Using toilet paper is fucking barbaric. If you fell into a pit of filthy would you wash yourself or just wipe?
What do you dry your ass with afterwards? Do you have an ass towel?
Jace Mitchell
an ass blower is probably more hygenic
David Wright
I've lived and traveled in Asia for years and have never once used that hose for anything but cleaning the bathroom. People shoot it at their assholes?
Blake Long
I just use toilet paper. But air drying with a hair dryer is also pretty fun.
Michael Edwards
I bought one and I seriously dont know why they arent more widely used. Gets your ass squeaky clean. Heated water, and heated seat are just a plus
I just clean it in the shower, also daily reminder to eat your fruits and veggies for fibre and wipeless poo's
Daniel Martinez
to get wipeless poo you need to allow the poo to ferment within your colon for 8 hours and the water to be absorbed so the poo will be more held together.
Ian Foster
>Using toilet paper is fucking barbaric Wew you don't want to trigger those amerisharts who believe using water is redundant
Andrew Hernandez
This is the best way to clean your arse. I have traveled in Asia and it's great to use. A couple of quick squirts, a quick wipe with a bit of loo paper once, and you are all done. No joke. Its works.
