What is the final technological step of porn, not including robots

Neural network that can decensor and turn nude any cute 2D anime girl.

Getting laid

Prostitutes delivered to your house by drone.

Is it decentralized network?
I want to share my fantasies and masturbate together with my fellow anons

are JO crystals /technology/?

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>stop watching porn
>my balls hurt
How is this any better?

but its a natural anxiety relief

Look up what a neural network is you dummy.
How are you on Jow Forums and haven't at least heard of a neural network before?

realistically you should reduce porn watching but continue to masturbate using your imagination.

Yeah, neural networks
My neurons + networks
Right?

But lewd 2D girls are better than my imagination.

No.
Seriously just look it up.

Too much too read

Why is fapping from imagination considered better?

you wouldnt spend hours browsing porn trying to find that perfect scene or whatever. With imagination the climax is the actual goal.

Sounds gay, if you ask me.

This is solved by not having shit taste and having a collection where most "scenes" (images) can be climaxed to.

>having a collection
there's not a collection in the world that wouldnt get dull after a certain time

>he doesn't have over 3TB of loli.
Why even live?

>almost 2019
>not doing NOFAP
>still supporting the pornjew
>still destroying ur brain watching people fake their orgasm

ishiggyshiggy

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My balls start hurting after day 3 of nofap. How the fuck am I supposed to make it through that?

>How the fuck am I supposed to make it through that?
You're not. Fapping is healthy. Nofap turns you into a tranny. Don't forcefully fuck with your homones, faggots are just trying to fuck you.

by not being a bitch, respectfully

you think you can stop a negative behaviour and not deal with the side effects?

be real, go through it, you'll be better off

Getting a gf and actually having sex.

i want realistic answers please

that's actually the opposite
what do you think all those traps are doing all day?

yeah, you guessed it. fapping turns you into a bitch

Fapping once every week or two is OK. But go to the gym 3x a week and eat well.

That's like telling a fish to fly like an eagle.

Did you know a rat with electrodes implanted in the pleasure center of its brain will press the lever controlling the DBS continually, neglecting food and water until it dies?

Porn reduces the greatness of the mind to serve the lower base pleasures.

So the design of all natural organisms is shit by design?

but did the rat enjoy his life?

>Fapping once every week or two is OK. But go to the gym 3x a week and eat well.
Go to the gym every day. Alternate days, with push and pull type exercises. Do full body work outs. Eat food, don't take supplements. Fuck or masterbate every day.
This is how you get healthy, and keep your test up, naturally.

would charge crystal with. no homo.

The design is to increase mating in the presence of more partners to further procreation to which the individual sacrifice is worth it.
Humans pervert this to serve no end at all but pleasure, which is contrary for ones own life and even the species if taken to it's logical extreme.
Humans are fundamentally unhappy with temporal pleasures. Try opiates. Nothing is accomplished. Nothing is done. There is a fundamental rift between serving the master of reason and that of base pleasures which ultimately turn to habit and undermine your very agency over life.

So again, the design is shit since the organism isn't able to differentiate between the real thing and sex for pleasure/fun. Organisms can't even rationally assess the pros and cons of partaking in said pleasure. Face it that's an evolutionary failure right there.

Grow it, duh.

>3TB
Let me guess, you just mass downloaded it all.
You shouldn't do that, because the majority of your collection probably isn't even up to your own standards. How do you deal with that?
My collection is hand picked. Every single image meets my minimum standards and the majority is orgasm worthy.

One of the disciples of Socrates (a great Greek philosopher) asked his teacher, "My Venerable Master, kindly instruct me how many times can a man have copulation with his legal wife?"

Socrates replied, "Only once in his life time."

The disciple said, "Oh my Lord! This is absolutely impossible for worldly men. Please, kindly prescribe an easy path."

Then Socrates said, "A man can have copulation once in a year."

The disciple replied, "O Venerable Sir, this is also a hard job for them. You must prescribe an easier course."

Socrates then replied, "Well, my dear disciple, once in a month. This is suitable. This is quite easy. I think you are satisfied now."

The disciple said, "This also is impossible, my revere master. Householders are very fickle-minded. Please prescribe an easier course."

Socrates said, "Twice in a month. But this will cause an early death."

The disciple said, "This also is impossible, for they cannot remain for a single day without sexual intercourse."

Then Socrates said, "Well said, my dear child. Do one thing now. Dig a grave and purchase a coffin and winding sheet for the corpse before hand. Now you can spoil yourself any number of times you like. This is my final advice to you."

What do you think terrorists do all day?
Yeah, you guessed it. Breathing oxygen turns you into a terrorist.

but why did Socrates press enter so many times?

He was a redditfag using reddit spacing.

>Let me guess, you just mass downloaded it all.
Over 10 years. No dupes. When it's legal, gonna make a website and retire.

copy and paste from a book. didn't want to press backspace even more

>Go to the gym every day

You bloody moron. That's how you loose gains.

Don't listen to those retards, I got fucking cysts in my balls by doing that no fap bullshit

Smartphones would have seemed like magic 100 years ago.

It'll take ages but I'm sure eventually we'll have something like that.

Idiots.
You were still getting aroused and thinking sexually. That is what caused blue balls.

>Emission not Necessary to Health.—If it be argued that an occasional emission is necessary to relieve the overloaded seminal vesicles, we reply, the same argument has been used as an apology for unchastity; but it is equally worthless in both instances. It might be as well argued that vomiting is a necessary physiological and healthful act, and should occur with regularity, because a person may so overload his stomach as to make the act necessary as a remedial measure. Vomiting is a diseased action, a pathological process, and is occasioned by the voluntary transgression of the individual. Hence, it is as unnecessary as gluttony, and must be wasteful of vitality, even though rendered necessary under some circumstances. So with emissions. If a person allows his mind to dwell upon unchaste subjects, indulges in erotic dreams, and riots in mental lasciviousness, he may render an emission almost necessary as a remedial effort. Nevertheless, he will suffer from the loss of the vital fluid just the same as though he had not, by his own concupiscence, rendered it in some degree necessary. And as it would have been infinitely better for him to have retained and digested food in his stomach instead of ejecting it—provided it were wholesome food—so it would have been better for him to have retained in his system the seminal fluid, which would have been disposed of by the system and probably utilized to very great advantage in the repair of certain of the tissues.

only cardio makes you lose gains

Instant, orgasm.

Don’t worry Tyrone is keeping her busy you cuck

And im supposed to not think sexually how exactly? Its not like i can stop noticing nice asses on the street
Not that modern dressing standards help much

don't lie we know you look at your feet while out in public

>used to jack off to VR
>too lazy to get the gear out, just fap to the distorted videos

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there are players for vr files bro

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Well, celibacy wasn't meant for people like you in the first place. You can't practice it mentally then there is no point of practicing it physically. You fix it by averting your eyes and altering your environment at all costs with the realization a single slip up will lead to ruin.

>It might be as well argued that vomiting is a necessary physiological and healthful act

Except that your stomach doesn't create food out of nothing, and it has another direction to leave your body, in the form of a digestive system.

This post is weak bait.

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Final step is full dive VR with sentient AI characters.

But that's a long way off, until VR solves the sense of touch and full body movement, sex robots will be the closest. Dolls already look and feel pretty realistic, all that's left is AI and robotics which there are multiple companies working on.

>mfw had dream of my highschool crush from 10 years ago last night
>mfw we were making out, about to fugg
>mfw she ends up disinterested and starts flirting with this butch lesbian in the next room
>mfw my own brain cucked me in the dream world
I haven't got "laid" in 5+ years, after starting work as an engineer.

28 years and counting.

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>NOFAP
jewish tricks

Seminal fluid is reabsorbed within the vesicles and sperm within the testes. Nearly all of prostatic and cowpers fluid is produced in the moments during actual sex.
The turnaround time for how often seminal fluid and sperm is recycled occurs within hours and is happening continually.
You have no understanding of basic physiology. You're probably stupid enough to think the scrotum fills up with semen like the bladder and it needs to be evacuated. This isn't the case and this is how fucking retards understand the body.
Your post is strong ignorance.

>mfw only had one gf, a virgin, who I went all the way with
>mfw unprotected penetrative sex a handful of times
it's only worth it if you love them. so don't feel bad about missing out on hook-up or club culture.

I literally can't fap to 3d because it breaks my immersion and realism lol. We gotta create artificial wombs.

EE here, pretty much this. Every time I dream of my ex (even back when we were still together) my brain cucked me by cutting the dream short, by having her get disinterested or by literally having her run off with some söyboy like she did IRL. Haven't had sex in almost 3 years now.
Recently stopped watching porn and going back to my imagination after realizing I had developed a full-blown addiction.
>tfw you finally get good at imagining lewds again and nut with the force of a thousand suns after 2 weeks of involuntary abstinence

fuck out of here m8.

>it's only worth it if you love them

you sound like a faggot

Seconding this

holy shit, i'm an EE too.

is that the curse?????

>you sound like a faggot
nah, it's true. my dudebro friends even admit that hook-up shit is shallow, they just want to feel good for the night. when fucking a chick you actually like/love, there's an actual connection.

It's just fair. We get all the money we could need without having to slave away in a shitty boring job, so in order to not get too full of ourselves God cursed us with eternal celibacy. As an engineer, sucking cock is way more fun anyway.

>muh re-absorption
Nocturnal emission exists for a reason. It's not as simple as filling/emptying, but reabsorbing these fluids must not do the entire job.

>As an engineer, sucking cock is way more fun anyway.
shouldn't you be building a machine to suck cocks or a mechanical cock to suck?

No, engineers only develop things to do menial tasks for them so they have more time to suck each others cocks

Living as a brain in a jar, your lifespan is about 200 yrs since you dont have a metabolism and maintaining just one organ is easier. AI perferms a balancing act of suspense, terror, fear and pleasure. Incuring novelty only in as much as you can take it. More powerful than a drug, a more adaptive story than any vidya. Senses come in and out of use, your entire virtual body may be a phalus at one point if for a hot second that gets you off just a little bit more. Then you are given just a tiny electric shock to break your longest record doing this before you feel your balls explode, taking several minutes given they are the size of a footballs. The exact shape too. You have taste buds there aswell, and it just so happens you lime the rainbow taste of tits made of candy sucking these footballl ends, which pop just as they are almost done and your balls are now completely drained after they leave you there for a bit. You are upsidedown at this pont of the rollarcoaster, there is no atmosphere on this tiny comet so you get a good look at the endlessness of space before you pass out.

>when fucking a chick you actually like/love, there's an actual connection

you can have a connection and good sex with strangers as well. it has nothing to do with love. you you love a girl but she's shit in bed, then its shit sex. period.

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Additionally, we expend resources creating semen, and only get a small portion of that back through re-absorption. You are really just denying working out your prostate by shooting thicc ropes.

Drumpf

>nobody replies to Deep brain stimulation even though it's used to cure homosexuality fucking tranny chasing pedo brainlets

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All this mental gymnastics just to justify your retarded arbitrary nofap opinions. Lmao.
Fapping feels good, and doesn't have any actual negative consequences. Simple.

Because looking at lewd images is more fun.
I like lewd images.

>Fapping feels good
So does heroin.
>and doesn't have any actual negative consequences.
Impairs working memory, causes a temporary hypofrontality to ensure what your evolutionary programming thinks is procreation takes place, wastes limited motivational pathways and after it's done raises prolactin and increases the conversion of T to DHT. There are more negative consequences with this act than almost any other. This isn't even mentioning how it instills habit to compel you to do it again and again and again, which ruins creativity by making you hypersexual and sex obsessed only to be relieved by 30 minute refractory periods. It's pure hell and harder to break than opiate addictions. Your willfully ignorant and operate under the impossible assumption that sexual acts are a biological free lunch. They aren't.

...

Source for any of these?

His ass.

Nocturnal emissions are mostly cowper's fluid which is why their consistency is so much different than that of a voluntary emission. The build-up of cowpers fluid is due to lascivious thoughts throughout the day.
The main benefit is the prevention of the neurological and endocrinal changes that arise from the sex act. The retention of seminal fluid is beneficial because peptides and compounds in it like spearmine are recirculated through the blood stream. Men also lose zinc which is not readily replaced. Semen isn't a waste fluid.

>The semen is a viscid albuminous fluid, alkaline in reaction, which is very rich in calcium and phosphorus, also in lecithin, cholesterol, albumen, nucleoproteins, iron, vitamin E, etc. In the ejaculation of the normal man, about 226 million spermatozoa are given off; these are rich in phosphorized fats (lecithin), cholesterol (the parent-source of sex hormones), nucleoproteins and iron. An ounce of semen is considered to be equal in value to sixty ounces of blood, of which it constitutes an extract of some of its most valuable of constituents, as far as its vitalizing power is concerned. Dr. Frederick McCann remarks on this point, "From what has been stated it must be admitted that the spermatic fluid does possess potentialities justifying the belief of ancient writers concerning its vital properties.

>rat

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23167900/

academic.oup.com/humupd/article/12/4/437/2182089

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4896089/#S6title

>Brain structure and functional connectivity associated with pornography consumption: the brain on porn.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24871202
Shows a loss of gray matter in the right caudate of the striatum from pornography indulgence.

>Craving Responses to Methamphetamine and Sexual Visual Cues in Individuals With Methamphetamine Use Disorder After Long-Term Drug Rehabilitation.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29725310/
"that sexual demand might be more robust than drug demand"

>He doesn't drink his semen after cumming
Not living life correctly desu.

Chris-chan is that you?

Destroyed by the stomach environment.

Prove it.