I got a new laptop; what linux should I install on it

I got a new laptop; what linux should I install on it.
Sell me on whatever distro you use.

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Fglt

Install Gentoo

Anime website

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

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non-anime board

>fanfic tier garbage
Arch is perfect for a NASU drone like you

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>linux on a laptop
lol get a mbp

Ubuntu GNOME 18.04 LTS

Everything else is a jewmeme

GNOME shell bloat issue has also gone now

memejaro xfce

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