Let's figure out this heat coin

Let's figure out this heat coin.

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nerve gas

CR2032

>guaranteed disease
This should be a new banner.

plutonium-238

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>try not to touch it
>rubbed all over nugget

Ok

Heat coin technolog™ keeps internal temperatures above 131.5 F at all times to prevent bacterial growth.

Material that obviously easily absorbs heat and forces chaotic particle movement very fast which is more sped up by being in sealed up bag so particles share contact more and cause heat constantly. Pretty plebian opinion. But I'm fascinated by material, it's probably what posted.

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is that some kind of joke product or actual legit thing?

>DO NOT EAT HEAT COIN
>Generally just try not to touch it, also
>but it's perfectly fine to eat the chicken nuggets that has been into contact with the heat coin

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fucking chinese man

How stupid are you?
If it's radioactive decay, it is contained. It's not going to leak out on the food.
You eat it, you're going to be in bad shape. Nothing is going to leak out and get on the food.

I always wanted halved radioactive isotopes all over my nuggies.

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id guess its an 'obvious plant' item

But somehow it leaks onto the metal of the coin? Nice try, Ivan.

>what is lead poisoning

>don't throw it in trash, just start a coin collection

lol

I interpreted it as "don't touch because it can get hot".
You also generally don't want to touch the inside of a frying pan.

>it's illegal to throw it away
>but it's legal to keep
Give one example for this.

money

?

used motor oil

children

batteries

In most countries you're not allowed to destroy paper/coin money.
Throwing it in the trash will end up destroying it.

I think the KLF actually got fined for burning a million pounds.

Batteries and nuclear / poisonous trash

Nigga is that plutonium?

It can help save fuel too
Thanks Heat Coin™

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thoughts t. 2018

paint

I want a heat coin for my coffee

Can't be that. Plutonium 238 is $8m/kg.

NEW BANNER NOW

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Is it CR2016 or CR2032? It's Gold-White vs Blue-Black dress all over again

I wonder if you could place small amount of plutonium/uranium in the bottom of your mug to keep drinks warm
liqid in the cup would be decent radiation shielding (untill you drank everything, it would be optimal to often refill it)

children

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Should change the battery to a clover
I think you can dump them safely outside of a police station and the state will take care of them. At least in the states.

I bet Kim Jong Un has a custom one made just for him.

0 = 11, dubs for 12

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Guns.

you win, sir

children

Exotic animals.

>lead poisoning
>lead

Well, if it's powered by radiation, there's a pretty good chance it'll decay into lead eventually.

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In most countries, esp. those using fiat [spoiler](AKA fake)[/spoiler] currency, you can get into a lot of trouble for destroying, defacing, and/or otherwise rendering their money unusable.

>Do not browse Jow Forums: Guarenteed disease.

Is this legal to sell in the US?

>lead
>powered by radiation

Do you not understand how radioactivity works?

Polonium 210.

Do you? Lead itself is barely radioactive and most isotopes of it wouldn't decay hot enough to keep them nuggets at bacteriostatic temperature conditions.

>Jow Forums can't spoiler tags
SEETHING

Permanent War Economy sounds pretty good.

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If we listened to Kant, we could actually have a society where people would use this technology responsibly like your pic related.

So you don't. The end result of natural uranium fission chain is lead.

virtually every electronic device

We don't need that, we need only code

The chad Sampson

>patented Heat© Coin®
Aren't patents public in cheeseburguerland? If so, just search the company's patents and that's it.

You can't even roll for it using his trash system

This but unironically.

>Do not eat heat coin
>Picture of guy eating heat coin
>Generally just try not to touch it, also
>Picture of guy touching it

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Thats literally a battery

Also a meme.

You dumb fucking niggers don't understand an ounce of physics. I wish this technology worked as you described, and you tried to use it so natural selection could do it's job.

>he doesn't have clocks with radium paint
Keep seething.

You don't understand that if contained and shielded, it poses little risk unless your peabrained kid gobbles the heatcoin up. Although I'm dealing with a forum of retards that thinks kids should be in booster seats until age 14.

underrated and true

It's a fucking CR2032 in short, that's fucking retarded. What shithole is that pic from?

Kids

Reddit

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>Petrol

Is it shaped like that so you can jam it up your ass too to get doubly fucked?

i think you have to microwave it in the bag first
then it stays hot after

Last wish get

I picked these up in Taiwan. Fifteen heat coins.

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do people actually fall for that

is the outside ok to touch?

what is that cap even meant to do

guys my garage opener button bobber majigger stopped working and i opened it up but it had a heat coin in it...

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I'm calling the FBI, you are fucked kiddo

are all you fucks retarded? I cannot believe the stupidity I'm seeing in this thread, all these posts better be bait. the OP pic is obviously a joke or maybe some chink gimmick, and it's clear that there's a button cell battery in the bag. do you dipshits really think it's plutonium?

do you morons think you're smart because HURR IDS GONNA BE LEAD SOON LMAO. kill yourselves.

well thats why it stopped working. heat coins belong in chicken nuggets. someone stuck food in your thing.

That's a heat coin senpai

They're inert you don't need to call anyone friend please.

It's patented technology dipshit. Not some fake Chinese coin

I think that it's meant to delay the led from turning on as soon as you turn on the car, and to have it fade out when you turn the car off to give the illusion that the device is actually calculating something or doing something actually important.

I feel like this was translated from Chinese

Unironically weed in my country.
You aren't allowed to buy, receive or dispose of it but you are legally allowed to own it.

can i make my own heatcoin at home?

Do you have a lathe and easy access to fireworks?

Not every place is a communist shit hole that bans legitimate uses of radioactive material. Nobody is going to make a nuke with a heat coin. This technological innovation is being stiffled by statist scum like you. Let the free market work.

Maybe not just one. But I hear they're stackable.

free market? more like "REEEEEEeeeee market", amirite?