Oh you like open-source software?

>oh you like open-source software?
>tell me what projects you've contributed to?

How do you respond to her to win her over?

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is that a man with breast implants

UwU

With:
>My name is Linus Torvalds, actually.

Asians think we all look the same anyways.

FREE SOFWTARE. NOT OPEM SOURCE REEE

w-well you c-can check out m-my fizzbuzz p-programs on github in 100 different p-programming languages

I've been kinda wanting to do some fuckin stupid reactive asynchornous kafka buzzword distributed fizz buzz system for a while

I'm contributing to Fedora m'lady.
I've also contributed to GNOME before it became a dumpster.

you wish

Unironically this

>>oh you like open-source software?
I don't
>>tell me what projects you've contributed to?
Various paid applications where I transact with cash for a superior product where developers are paid for their efforts.
>How do you respond to her to win her over?
I don't want to win her over. I would call her a disgusting trollop, tell her to get dressed, and to never bother me again.

Tits or GTFO

Who the fuck are you?

god i wish, they usually look ugly as shit

shit i can look like that?
brb buying a gallon of estrogen and a box of syringes

it does say open source

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no but she IS a redditor

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I'm sorry m'lady but I only collaberate on FREE software
*tips fedora and vacates the vicinity*

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Why does opensource software always lack functionality, much like the clothes you're wearing?

Glowing, flashing titties huh? What will they think of next.

Absolutely nothing
I spend all my programming energy at work, where I do a lot of fun things. I just can't be fucked to program at home.

>to win her over?
win? how much is she charging for ass to mouth?

free and open sores

i'd contribute to her virtualBOX if you know what i mean

that is your body in Open Source

Post more

clothing says "i'm a whore who will sell out no matter what you say"

so i roll to attack with my longsword for 10 damage

Can't you tell by the hand size and the shoulder-to-hip ratio that this is a biological woman?

she has a man face

Asians have faces that aren't very sexually dimorphic unless they do a ton of a lot of surgery like k-pop stars.

Where do I find her sex tape?

what kind of asians have you been looking at

For instance, this is a 100% natural Chinese male.

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How open source are her ports do you think?

see

thats obviously an ugly male

I think he's cute (no homo

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you're gay

ur mom

Why am I trying to win her over?

what was her name again?

Whatever you fat orbiters day about this chick, she's miles ahead your tipical cam whore.
I saw her bf he looks jacked as fuck, damn that would be a good porn....
Anyway, does any of you know how tall is she? I'm 193cm she looks so fucking tiny next to her bf.
I want tiny Asian bimbo with huge fake tits...
Gib me comparisons pls, I really think she could be my fucking fleshlight.

Just go to Thailand and visit a red light district. You'll have tiny Asian whores swarming you for your cock.

I've got 4 contributed to and 3 owned.
>t.duck off

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It's only a bright ass light shining the back side of her tits

I posted a lot of angry comments on open source forums and GitHub if the open source code that I use for my projects didn't work. So I helped them to improve.

Truly we are living in the 21st century

You should start putting "Open Source QA Engineer" on your resume

>fake tit
>turboslut degenerate
>r*dditor
>chinkshit
>noass
>""""inventor""""

no thanks i'll pass

>RGB TITS

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misleading filename

holy topkek

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That's actually quite disgusting because real bodyfat in normal breasts would refract the light more.
She's literally highlighting that she has implants like a fucking cyborg.

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I don't think she really has a problem with that, she's worn a lot less

that's the point

user how virgin are you?

>She's literally highlighting that she has implants like a fucking cyborg.
are you saying thats a bad thing?

What have you invented?

well her name is sexycyborg...

>like a fucking cyborg.
You're giving her way too much credit. Fake tits doesn't make you a cyborg.

that's her entire gimmick

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If fake tits make you a cyborg, contact lenses bring you to Deus Ex levels.
The future is now

Planing to do it once in my lifetime. Not because pussy, Thailand is a beautiful country, I'm not into cheap whores

This is what a post made by a brain dissolved by porn looks like.
Fucking hell, the cringe is real.

wtf

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Incel brigade is here.
Sup bros?

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nice buzzword, bro

I've implemented the CoC

Pretty sure i've seen her on Jow Forumscyberpunk. She's pretty cool.

This.
God this fucking site is pathetic.

Never, ever visit Jow Forums, /vg/, or /gif/ guys

I don't because I'm fucking depressed.

Shit tier gf I'm sure.

t. resetera tranny

Where are our open source prostitutes?

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can i b ur daddy

Nice whore btw

>butterface with yellow crusted pants at the crotch

nah I'm good

She's too old, maybe if she was younger, I'd try to win her over by saying I contributed to vulkan.

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Thats all I got.

Jow Forums doesn't have porn
. don't try to impute your porn derived autogynophilia to Jow Forums, tranny.

That's not even the Open Source logo, that's the Open Hardware logo

Is that snubs from hak5?

> Thailand is a beautiful country, I'm not into cheap whores

This whole postI hope this is some top shelf ironic shitposting.

open source is superior to communist software

This:

What assblasted incel wrote this
?

Horrible plastic tits.

you're a choosy beggar

What?

You mean white woman?

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Strong jaw and prominent cheekbones with feminine button nose is best, desu~

Even nipps know this.

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dude, seriously epic

I really do Thailand is beautiful. Not cities but beaches, nature... You don't think that way?
Other thing, just because I want to fuck tiny Asian bimbo with big tits doesn't mean I want to pay cheap street hooker. You can pick those when you go out.
Now you can argue she's a whore whatever. Thing is I'm not searching for a fucking soul mate lad.
I like sluts, the way they fuck, and I like doing kinky shit to them. Math is really simple here..

>baby, have you heard of GNU Hurd?

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