Why do programmers do this?

Why do programmers do this?

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Because the DIY recipes were too time consuming.

just to piss people off

Autism.

For some reason, silicon valley code monkeys have decided to attain maximum efficiency and they've figured out the best way to do this is to eliminate solid food. No one knows why they're like this.

this shot is easy as hell to make at home
here’s the recipe i use:
>scoop of whey
>quarter cup of oats
>half cup greek yogurt
blend it baby
>water to desired thiccness
you can buy 12oz food-grade plastic bottles online for cheap, and they can be reused
i make 3-4, refrigerate, and once im out i remake
a solid 300 calorie shake that i can have on the go, macros on line and pretty tasty

Its an american thing

But your recipe probably has retarded micronutrient content and is gritty as fuck. Definitely can't replace more than one meal a day long-term if you want to stay healthy.
You should take some multivitamins too.

>"lets name our food alternative like that another dystopian food alternative"
I thought programmers were smart

it's convenient, i can drink the bottle in like 1min

Do what?

basedcon valley drones want to devote as much time as possible to changing the world (read: slaving themselves to some to writing yet another useless crud app)

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I haven't met a single person who drinks onions, is this just a California thing or something?

>I thought programmers were smart
If they were smart they would be using IV drips, and rectal nourishment.

Laziness. Depression. Not knowing about Chesterton's fence.

this
Israeli here, pic related

also, give foreskin.

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Flatbread is bad for you. It causes worse insulin spikes than even rice or regular white bread.

Keyword in your sentence is "were"

>flatbread
I thaught that it was a plat.

true
however, if you are moderately active (20m of cardio a day, hopefully more) and make sure to eat a light breakfast and dinner, its all good.
we and the ayyrabs call it lafa

>we and the ayyrabs call it lafa
Spics call it an arepa.

It doesn't have 20% of every vitamin and mineral though, nor is it exactly 400 calories.

It's fast, convenient and nutritious. It would be great if I could just eat a pill and be done with it for a day.

What? Onions? Does silicon valley grow onions?

>drinking onions
What the fuck? It tastes like shit on it's own, OK to use as ingredient.
But blend it and drink it? That's just retarded.

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replace onions by brand in bottle of OP pic.

my meals consist of buckwheat, rice, oats, beef and noodles cuz i'm a poorfag student. i'd imagine onions costs a fortune and i wouldn't buy it cuz you can't get all the nutrients you need from onions.

I want to try onions but they are jews and don't even have a free sample or anything. Buying health food and bulk is a great way to waste a lot of money if it tastes disgusting.

i mean onions not onions. fucking Jow Forums messes with my head.

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why do i get the feeling this thread was an inside job by a mod so he could get a big dick about his epic word filter.

basedboy detected

I'm from the central lands and I eat edamame for the gainz

>i mean onions not onions.
??????????????????

oh shit it seems like there are filters on onions.
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Quality stereotype faggot

duh fucking idiot.

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What? It has always worked fine for me.
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