Halloween Arume Survival

A one-off Arume thread for Halloween.

You've been captured by the Arume and thrust into a dark, cold labyrinth as part of an Arume television show. You're promised freedom if you can find your way to the exit. However, doing so will be no easy feat, as you navigate the dark tunnels, you'll have to avoid various dangers, like traps, monsters, Arume Death squads, and maybe even the other players. The entire event is commentated over by a pair of Arume, who relay you certain information for parts of the game.

Rolling will be done in the discord server: /2Bjbu3p
If you don't want to join, OP can roll for you.

Pick a name and wake up. Good luck...

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>wake up
>put frog with tuxedo halloween costume on
>dab on jannies

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>Waek the fook up

name

>Wake up as patriotically as possible

>wake up
>roll for no hangover after heavy drinking yesterday from trying to solve a case and trying to forget past

>wake up in spooped

wake up

Name

You all wake up, surrounded by walls of stone, to the sound of some Arumes' voices. They're coming out of speakers.
Sakuro: "Heeeeeeello, everybody and welcome, I'm you're host Sakuro, and I'm joined by Yumi!"
Yumi: "Yo."
Sakuro: "Tonight's game is sure to be a blast! We have many humans fighting for their lives in our signature labyrinth! I'm sure some unsightly events are going to occur, so don't forget to make sure your children have gone to bed! Now then, let the gaaaaames... begin!"

37
You awaken in a dimly lit chamber, walls of stone surround you.
A loud, Arume voice plays out of some speakers in the room.
Sakuro: "Aaaand for our first human, we have Aru-... Arume... Slayer... Well, I guess he didn't live up to his name!"
Yumi: "Clearly... Who even allowed him to take that name?"
Sakuro: "O-oh well! Go on, little guy, do your best!"

71
You awaken in a room, lit by a burning torch.
There's stone rubble all over the floor and the room itself is just a small cube, only a few metres wide.
There's one exit.
The announcers' voices play out in the room again.
Yumi: "The next contestant is called Macmillan."
Sakuro: "Aww, c'mon Yumi, you can give it some more gusto! and it clearly says, 'Captain Macmillan'..."
Yumi: "Tsk, the next contestant is Captain Macmillan. Move whenever you want, I guess..."

(1/2)

47
You wake up in what looks to be the bottom of a well, it's dark, damp, and dirty.
Sakuro: "And the next one is... Truuuuuue Patrioooooot!!"
Yumi: "What is this, pro wrestling?"
Sakuro: "Well, I didn't name him. Look like he's had a long trip down the well... Umm, good luck with that one!"
You can see a dim light coming from above, the well doesn't seem too deep, only a few metres.

73
You wake up in a long tunnel, it's nearly pitch black.
You can hear a wet slapping noise coming from one of the directions of the tunnel.
The announcers speak again.
Yumi: "agent Muller. Fight-o."
She speaks in a bland, monotone voice.
Sakuro: "Yumi... You're not even trying, are you?"
The wet slapping sound is far off, or quiet, at least.

02
You awaken in what feels like mud... it sure smells like it, too.
It's extremely dark, you can just about make out two exits to the room you're in, one to your left, another to the right.
The announcers' voices sound out of some speakers.
Sakuro: "Oooooooo, it's Gwaine!"
Yumi: "Huh? Just Gwaine?"
Sakuro: "Yep. Good luck, champ."

36
You wake up in a small, cramped space, you're laying down, face first.
There's enough space to crawl on your stomach and you can see an opening a couple metres ahead.
You hear the announcers.
Yumi: "Sir Skellington The Third... You've got to be kidding me, right?"
Sakuro: "Hmm, lemme see... Nope, it definitely says that."
Yumi audibly sighs.
Sakuro: "Looks like our human has gotten himself stuck in a small hole, quite fitting indeed. Good luck!"

(2/2)

''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA''
>Climb the well with my hands
>Chant the whatever nation i'm from national anthem while i do it

move to the right

"ARE THOSE ARUME I HEAR? WHERE ARE YE. COME OUT WHERE I CAN SEE YA RAT BASTARDS!"
>look around the place

Slowly moov araund
>fookin ariume, just wanted to k- i mean do some laundary with mah ghillie suit

>Crawl out and dust myself off
"Well, this is quite the mess i've gotten myself in. Now where's my hat?
>Look around for my top hat

>slowly get up
"games? What!?"
"where am i? "
Slowly & clumsily stumble around in a northward direction

Lasy text was supposed to be green

45
You crape your way out of the well, tearing one of your fingernails in the process.
You loudly sing the Brazilian anthem.
Sakuro: "A voice like an angel..."
Yumi: "I think my ears are bleeding..."
There's a lit torch on the wall that illuminates the room.
There are three passages, one to your left, right, and behind.
There is what sounds like a whisper coming from the left passage.

63
You climb out of the mud and start walking to the right.
Yumi: "Oh, the one with a normal name is just walking like a normal person. Maybe he'll give us a nice normal show."
Sakuro: "Normal, normal, normal... Hmph, how boring..."
You see what looks like some light coming from around a right-hand turn in the passageway.

40
Sakuro, whispering: "Shhh, if we don't respond, then he might not work that we can hear him..."
Yumi: "You literally just responded to him. Look, he's just looking around, he must be confused."
You see a single passageway in your dark room, you can hear what sounds like scraping coming from down there.

86
You slowly move around the room, there's a sharp stone on the floor, it could prove useful.
Sakuro: "Well, looks like we've been graced with two slow ones this time..."

23
Yumi: "Looks like this one's lost his hat...Surely that's the least of his concerns right now..."
You crawl out of the hole and immediately see your hat.
However, the hat has been crushed under some rocks, it's not in good shape.
Sakuro: "Ooo, that sucks..."

(1/2)

(Pic related was meant for you, but I messed up the mention)
56
Sakuro: "Game, yes! Welcome to the annual death game! I'm your host Sa-"
She's interrupted by a thud.
Yumi: "You already said that..."
Sakuro: "You didn't have to hit me..."
Yumi: "If you find your way out of the labyrinth, then you will be set free."
Sakuro: "Like a fish!"
You stumble down the tunnel, the slapping noise sounds like it's getting louder, you're not able to work out what direction it's coming from, however.

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"Dont mock me sizzy"
Pick it up and keep moving on

''ONLY COMMIES FOLLOW THE LEFT''
>Go through the right passage
''FOR GOD AND COUNTRY''

god damn weebs

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also grab the torch for fuck sakes

well christ sorry i cant phase through fucking walls or fly. Obviously go to the light

"Oh, now that's just rude"
>Pick up my hat and look around

>whispers "that sound must be arume..."
>sneak up to the sound

>keep heading towards the sloppy slapping sounds sounds
>get a flashback to a bad memory about mom and some black dude named Donovan
>shake it off and decide its probably not that.

30
You pick it up and start moving down the passage.
It seems quiet and is starting to get darker.
Suddenly, you feel and hear a squelch under your feet.

46
Grabbing the torch, you charge off down the right passage.
You're welcomed by another large room, it smells like shit.
There's a metal clang behind you, it seems a metal gate has closed you in the room.
A light suddenly turns on, illuminating a barrel in the centre.
Sakuro: "Oo, a challenge!"
Yumi: "It says here... 'It's simple, just reach into the barrel and get the key, only then will you be free.' Hmm, good luck."
There's a loose lid on the barrel and a locked door at the other end of the room.

14
You hear one of them snigger.
As you turn the corner to head towards the light, you're greeted with a small ball that appears to be giving off the light.
It looks like it moving away from you, down the passage around 15 metres away.

DUBS
You pick up your hat and look around.
There's a single passageway to your left.
Sakuro: "Well, sooorry. Here, take this as my apology."
You hear a click and clack as something drops into the room.
An assault rifle lands at your feet.
Yumi: "Hey, isn't that a bit much?"
Sakuro: "Well, he's gonna need it!"
You hear a snarl come from down the passageway, it sounds far off.

(1/2)

36
Sakuro, whispering: "Shit, I think he' onto us..."
You walk over to where the sound was coming from, you find a speaker buried beneath some moss.
Sakuro: "Aaah! I knew it, we're done for!"
Yumi, in a monotone voice: "Oooh nooo..."
Sakuro: "You could at least play along... you too, Mr Arume Slayer! Go forth and conquer the labyrinth!"

95
You follow the noise and come to a lit room.
There's a water wheel being spun by some flowing sludge, it doesn't smell very nice.
there's a button in the middle of the room, facing the wheel.
The wheel has a selection of symbols on it.
Sakuro: "Oh! And another fun room! You see that button? Press it and see what you get!"

(2/2)

Check that squelch with caution

>Throw my torch at the barrel to see if anything happens
>If nothing happens go to barrel and try to open it
>If anything happens just hold my position

"SHADDUP ARUME! TAKE THIS!"
>smash the speaker by stomping on it over and over again.
>once that's done travel deeper into the labyrinth

>taste the slime

"It will suffice, thank you missy"
>Grab it and walk slowly through tha hallway

02
You crouch down to check what it was that you stepped on.
You see a grotesque rat, guts spewing out of its sides.
Yumi: Oh, poor thing..."
There's a sudden flurry of squeaking sounds that come from behind you, back the way you came.
It sounds like rats, a lot of them.
You can hear the sound of their scurrying bodies getting closer.

DUBS
You throw your torch at the barrel, it bounces off and lands on the damp floor.
Sakuro: "Feisty! you show that barrel!"
You walk over to the barrel and open it, the lid comes off easily.
Inside the barrel is filled with water, you can see the key at the bottom of it, within reaching distance.

30
You smash the speaker.
Sakuro: "Aaaaaaaah! No, stop, please!"
You completely destroy it, but hear their voices come from another direction.
Yumi: "We have more you know..."
Sakuro: "Shhhhh! Why did you tell him!"
You begin making your way down a passageway, deeper into the labyrinth.
You can hear the scraping getting louder as you travel.
It's also getting darker and colder, you can hardly see anything.

DUBS
You walk over to the gloopy slime and taste it.
Yumi: "Oh, God, that's disgusting..."
A big mouthful reveals that it has a disgusting texture, but it tastes rather sweet and pleasant.
Sakuro: "I don't even know what it is, maybe it's good? Who knows, but I sure as hell wasn't expecting him to drink it!"

94
You start making your way down the passage.
the snarling sounds are mixed in with groans.
They sound like they're getting further away.
The passage is dark, but you can make out what appears to be an opening further up.

Fookin' rats
Sprint away of them and take a turn when i see one

>Take a jar out of my pocket
>scoop a bunch of the sludge in
>think about commercialising it if i can reverse engineer it
>go up to and press the button

>Take it
>Use to get out the room
''IS THIS THE BEST YA GOT YA FRICKIN PANSIES,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'

>keep walking silently until i can see the motherfuckers making the noise.

>"godamn rumes"
>continue sneaking up on the sound
>try to make out what the sound might be

Grab the ball and move down the passage way

23
You begin running away from the rats.
However, you see no turnings.
To make matter worst, you start to feel yourself splashing through water.
It seems it's getting deeper the further you go, it's up to your ankles at the moment.

02
You pull out a jar but drop it.
The jar smashes, it was your only one, as well.
After that, you suddenly feel really ill and a sour aftertaste kicks in, it tastes like used socks.
Then you throw up.
Sakuro: "Uuuh, m-maybe you should just press the button and move on..."

44
You grab the key and open the door.
Yumi: "Wait, that was it? Water? Really?!"
Sakuro: "Yep!"
On the other side of the door, you're greeted with a large machete.
Sakuro: "Look, he even got a reward for his troubles!"
Yumi: "What troubles?!"
There's a long passageway ahead, that's lit by multiple torches along the walls.

26
You quietly walk down the passageway.
All seems fine until you see two human-shaped objects begin running towards you in the darkness.
They snarl and grunt with each step, the both of them around 20 metres out.
Sakuro: "Zombies, please be zombies!"
Yumi: "Oh, how original..."

61
You turn a corner and enter into a well-lit room.
At the centre is a large robot frame, dressed in medieval knights armour.
It appears to be sharpening a shortsword.
Sakuro: "Wooo! The Robo-knight appears!"
Yumi: "How old are you again?"
It looks over at you and stops sharpening the sword.

13
You start walking towards the ball to grab it, but it starts moving away very quickly.

>Grab the machete
>Pic related
>follow the passageway

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Keep going deeper and search for a escape out of the water, atleast the rats wont catch me underwater

"hey! you're not an arume!"
>look around the room for a rock or a stick or something to use as a weapon

"Oh good lord..."
>Fire at them

"yeah... I think that's a good idea, announcer lady"
>wipe away some puke drool from my mouth
>go to press the button

>Wake up

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40
You keep running before you find yourself waist-deep in water.
The rats appear to have stopped chasing you as well.
As you continue, the passageway opens up into a room that's filled with water up to your waist.
You hear the clang of a metal gate behind you and some light flash on in the room.
Sakuro: "Ding ding! It's fight time! Are you ready to find out what you're fighting?"
Yumi: "Let me guess, a shark?"
Sakuro: "How'd you know?"
Yumi: "Lucky guess."
You see a small shark, around one metre long, get dropped into the water.
Sakuro: "The door will open when you kill it, good luck!"

64
The robot stands up and turns to face you.
To your surprise, it speaks in an up-beat robot voice.
Robo-knight: "Here, take this, it's dangerous around these parts."
It holds out the sword.
Sakuro: "Lame."
Yumi: "Hey, weren't you really excited a few seconds ago?"

45
You open fire with your rifle.
As the barrel lets out flashes of light, you can see the creatures faces illuminated.
They appear to be humans with dogs heads, some unsightly creations.
Sakuro: "Dog-man Zombie People!"
Yumi: "Beats regular zombies, I guess..."
One of them stumbles and falls from the bullets, the other continues running.

(1/2)

52
The wheel stop spinning, causing the goop to start spilling everywhere.
Sakuro: "Let's see what our fateful human has received!"
A door opens on the other side of the room, through it, you see a small handgun fall to the floor.

DUBS
You wake up in a small room, surrounded by stone walls.
There's a single pathway through one of the four walls, the area is lit by a torch.
Sakuro, one of the announcers: "Oh, what's this? A new challenger has awoken in the labyrinth of deeeaaaath!"
Yumi, the other announcer: "Slavic Black. Hmmm, it's better than some of the other names, I guess."
Sakuro: "Well, make yourself at home, sorry, I haven't cleaned this place in a while... Oh, and I'll give you a little gift seeing as you're a late arrival..."
you hear a clink as something drops to the floor in front of you.
It's a hand grenade.
Yumi: "A hand grenade?! What good is that going to do in a cramped space?!"
Sakuro: "It's gonna boost our ratings, that's what!"

(2/2)

Fookin' shark...
Wrestle that shark

"hmmmmmmm"
>lunge in and quickly take the sword and get back in case it's a trick to attack me

54
You grab the machete and walk down the passageway.
You see an opening to another room up ahead.
As you continue down the passage, you feel something lightly touch your left shoulder.

>Put the cunt down too
"I say, these are some impressive creatures! I just wish they weren't so hostile towards me"

>Keep calm.
>Rush towards that pathway as quickly as possible, try to grab the torch while I'm at it.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
>Attack the thing that touched my shoulder with my machete the instant i felt the touch
>Turn back from whatever i attacked and run to the passageway

>notice handgun
>get flashback
>am investigating a house of a suspected murderer
>suddenly kid jumps me with a fake gun
>react quickly and blow his brains out
>when i realized what was actually happening it was already too late
>flashback over
"...never again"
>ignore gun and go through door

chase the fucking ball

DUBS
The shark swims at you, but you grab it by the fins and suplex it.
you break its spine and it dies instantly.
Yumi: "Wow, what a fight."
Sakuro: "Wow! Did you see that?! how he grabbed it and positioned himself for the move all in one motion! Amazing!"
Yumi: "Wait, seriously?"
The water drains out of the room and the door opens.
You see a wooden spear with a stone tip hanging in the doorway.

37
You grab the sword and quickly step back.
Yumi: "Wow, this Robo-knight sure is entertaining... Aren't people supposed to die in this?"
the Robo-knight suddenly explodes, a piece of shrapnel digs into your left thigh.
Sakuro: "Robo-knight! Nooooooooo!"

15
You go to pin down the Dog-man Zombie Person, but it dives at you and bites your left arm, digging its teeth in.
It starts thrashing about like it's trying to pull your arm off.
Yumi: "Ouch."

12
You run down the pathway and try to grab the torch along the way.
However, you end up fumbling the torch, dropping it and burning your right forearm in the process.
The torch land in a puddle on the stone floor and goes out.
It's now very dark.
Sakuro: "Hmph, he didn't even take the grenade... Serves you right!"
Yumi: "I can hardly blame him..."

32
You turn to attack the thing that touched you.
As you do so, you find yourself face to face with a skeleton, you stab your machete through its eye socket, but it just starts rattling.
Sakuro: "Now we're getting spooky!"

(1/2)

56
You ignore the gun and head through the door.
Yumi: "Hmm, he just left the gun..."
Sakuro: "Maybe he thought it was fake?"
You make your way down the passage, you come to a fork.
There are three directions, one ahead, one to the right, and one to the left.

36
You start chasing the ball.
It keeps going down the long tunnel until eventually ending up in a large, square room.
It floats up to the ceiling after you run into the room.
You hear the metal clang of a gate closing behind you.
Yumi: "Get the ball, here's a net. Go."
Sakuro: "You need to work on your hype work, Yumi. Like, saying 'woo!", 'yeah!', and 'come on!' to get people excited!"
Yumi, in a monotone voice: "Go on, you can do it."

(2/2)

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAA,DIE YOU COMMIE”
>Keep hacking it until it’s dead

"Shut yer trap. Why am I even here?"
>Get up and look around for any lightsources. If I can't find anything keep moving while placing my hand on the left side of the wall.

Pick up the speer
Move deeper into the labyrinth with my spear ready to attack.

Can I still join. If so, rolling...
Name is PD

>Kick it away from my precious bones and retreat so i can shoot at them

"AGH YOU FUCKIN LITTLE JEWISH CUNT! YOU TRICKED ME!"
>take the shrapnel out if it's not that deep, or use the sword to dig it out
>use the sword to cut some of the clothing i have on and make it into a bandage to wrap around my thigh

oh shit jump and grab the ball and slam dunk it into the net. if theres anything in the room to make it easier to grab use that too

"always left, that's how you get out of mazes, unless you're on an island then you go right i guess"
>go left

56
You hack at it and eventually crack its skull with the handle of your machete.
The skeleton gives off one last rattle, then falls apart.
Sakuro: "Your rattles will live on in our hearts, little guy."

40
Sakuro: "To play the game, of course!"
You catch a glimpse of a very dim light that looks like it comes from further down the tunnel.

97
You move deeper.
There's a slight breeze that you feel coming from ahead.
Though, it's dark and hard to see.

15
Sakuro: "Dun dun..."
Yumi: "Huh?"
Sakuro: "Duuun, duuuun..."
Yumi: "What are you doing?"
Sakuro: "Drum noises."
Yumi: Why?"
Sakuro: "Because PD has now awoken!"
Yumi: "Pee Dee?"
Sakuro: "PD."
Yumi: "Pee Dee... What does that even- You know what, I don't care."
Sakuro: "Let's see how our sleeping beauty is finding his new home!"
You wake up to the feel of freezing cold water being poured over you.
You find yourself in a small room, a couple metres each way, that's slowly being filled with water.
You see no immediate exits in the walls.

45
You manage to kick it away and shoot at it.
The creature drops dead.
However, the other one gets up and starts running at you again.
Your left arm is bleeding from the bite.
Sakuro: "Glorious combat, at last!"

18
You pull out the shrapnel and tear off some of your ragged clothes to bandage it.
But, it seems the wound is seeping a lot of blood, the shrapnel went deep.
Yumi: "This doesn't look good for him."
Sakuro: "Yeah, after Robo-knight sacrificed himself for him as well..."
Yumi: "No, I think it's entirely Robo-knights' fault."

(1/2)

DUBS
You jump like some basketball nigger and slam dunk the ball into the net.
The ball slowly floats out of the net and simply hovers in front of you.
Sakuro: "Looks like he's made a friend!"
Yumi: "What? He just slammed it into that net!"
You see a door fly open on the other side of the room.

41
You head left and enter a room.
You hear a gate clang shut behind you.
Some light flash on to reveal a barrel in the centre of the room, there's a closed door on the other side of the room.
Sakuro: "Yay! It's mystery barrel time again! Quick, quick, open it and take the key out, it's simple! Then you can open the door!"
Yumi: "Hopefully this one isn't full of water..."
The room smells bad.

(2/2)

Keep moving forward

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>Keep moving towards it carefully.

>you talk or ask me to listen im going to fucking kill you
advance through the door and hope theres some action

>i take a seat for a little while and put pressure on the wound with the bandage so that it can clot in the meantime and stop bleeding so much.
"FUCK YOUR ROBO-KNIGHT AND FUCK YOU ARUME!"

>shoot at the other one, then look around

“IM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKIN GAMES ARUMES YA HEAR ME”
>Turn at the wall and point at the supposed camera that is filming me for this reality show
“ARUME COMMANDER,IM COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
>Sprint to the next room

>light cigar
>go up to barrel
>kick it as hard as i can

*name

>Glows in the dark

DUBS
You keep moving forward.
There's a well-lit room ahead of you.
After, entering, you see a large Wolf-like creature curled up, sleeping, at the centre.
You hear a gate clang shut behind you.
Yumi: "Another fight, this one should be more interesting, at least. It's a big wolf, go kill it."
Sakuro: "Good luck!"

28
You make your way towards the light.
It gets brighter as you get closer, eventually leading you into a room.
There's a lit torch on the wall that was creating the light.
It's a large circle-shaped room, around 10 metres wide.
There's a set of large, wooden double-doors at the other end.
Sakuro: "Ooooo, what could be behind those doors? I'm dying to know, and I'm sure everyone else is, too!"
Yumi, in a monotone voice: "Yes, I, too, am wondering what's behind those doors."

DUBS
The ball floats there in front of you, it doesn't say anything.
You head out through the doorway and find yourself travelling down yet another passageway, the ball of light follows and lights your way.
You come to another room, but the door doesn't close behind you.
The room is around three metres wide and seems to be very long, you can't see how far it goes.
You spot an SMG leaning against the wall next to the doorway.
Sakuro: "Here stand our mighty hero, staring down a dark tunnel... What will he find, no one knows..."
Yumi: "Huh, he's a mighty hero now?"

08
Yumi: "I think he's angry."
Sakuro: "Maybe it's a human way of showing appreciation... "
Yumi: "Uhh..."
You sit down and try to put pressure on the wound, the rags slowly become drenched in blood, to the point where they're basically useless.
Your leg burns and blood is dripping everywhere.

(1/2)

DUBS
You drop the last one with a couple well-placed shots.
Sakuro: "This isn't exciting enough."
You look around, after placing your hand on a wall, you feel something press in.
The sound of stone grinding against stone follows as a secret door opens in the wall.
Sakuro: "That's more like it!"
It's a small inlet that holds two magazines for your assault rifle and a belt to hold said ammunition.
There's also a small knife.

87
You turn in a random direction to try and find the hidden camera, you don't see a camera, but you're probably being filmed from multiple angles anyway.
Yumi: "What Arume Commander do you think he's on about?"
Sakuro: "I'm not sure if any of the Commanders watch this... But if they do, they thank you for your service!"
Yumi: "Yeah... But, I doubt they do, right?"
You run into the next room.
A gate clangs shut behind you.
Two skeletons stand in the room.
Sakuro: "Ding, ding! Fiiiiiiiiiight!"

13
You don't have any cigars, but you still run up to the barrel and kick it.
It's rock hard and you break all of the toes on your right foot doing it.
To make matters worse, you see that the barrel is filled with shit.
Literal shit.
Sakuro: "Aah, that' gotta sting..."

43
Yumi: "Oh, another one. 'CIA Nigger', well, I mean... Ah fuck, like I care anymore."
Sakuro: "That's the spirit! Go forth CIA Nigger, give us a show to remember!"
You wake up in a damp room, with stone walls.
There's a set of rusted, metal bars in place of a wall.
They lead out to what looks like a passage, however, you aren't small enough to fit through them.
There are some loose bricks on the floor in the cell you've found yourself in.

(2/2)

fookin... wolf?
Pat the wolf

“FOR FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOM”
>Hack them two death

>Grab them both
"I'm glad you're so easily amused"

>i fold and twist the the rag to take the blood out as much as i can and then put some more pressure.
"THE ONLY THING THERE IS TO APPRECIATE ABOUT AN ARUME IS HOW NICELY THEY DIE! OTHER THAN THAT, FUCK YOU!"

"Personally, I think something fishy is behind that door."
>Carefully pull open the door and peak through to see what awaits me.

>mourne a bit for my broken toes
>get up and limp to the barrel again
>Take a deep breath and dive my hand deep into the shit

>Uses my natural bioluminescence and need to know where da wite wimminz at to go forth through the labyrinth and find the fucking exit

grab the smg and move onto the tunnel. Demand my light to go first. i wont be the first target

28
It's a big wolf, two metres long and would be as tall as you on all fours.
you walk up to the wolf and start stroking its head.
Sakuro: "Awww, ain't that nice."
The wolf suddenly springs awake, knocking you to the floor as it stands up.
It turns to you and snarls viciously.

12
You start wailing on one of the skeletons when the other jumps one you back, it starts to try and bite your head.
The other skeleton falls over from you beating, but it's starting to get back up.
Yumi: "F-fight-o!"
Sakuro: "Yeah! That's more like it! Fight! Fight! Fight!"

57
You pick up the belt and ammunition.
You hear a soft whispering sound coming from further down the passage you're in.
It's still very dark, so you can't really see much.

63
You wring out the rag and reapply it on the wound.
You feel a bit light-headed, but the bleeding slows significantly.
Sakuro: "Hmm, we made this nice game, too!"

34
You slowly open one of the doors and peak through.
You see a large circular room, much like the one you're currently in, but bigger.
It's got a very high ceiling and is illuminated brightly.
In the centre, you see a cat.
A regular cat, just sitting there, staring.
Sakuro: "It's just a cat, nothing to be afraid of... Unless... Y-you're afraid of cats... Pffftttt, hahaha!"

(1/2)

36
You bravely plunge your arm into the barrel.
With your breath held, you can't smell anything, so your arm just feels nice and warm.
However, you don't manage to find the key, yet.
Yumi: "Oh, God, I think I'm going to throw up..."

60
You don't glow, however, you do manage to find your way into a room.
You hear the metal clang of a gate shutting behind you.
It's a small square room, with a girl in the middle.
She's tied up and gagged.
Sakuro: "Haha! A test of courage!"
Yumi: "Hmm, for this room you'll need to make the Arume traitor, Yui, suffer. To do so, you're required to rape her. Hmmm, this could be interesting..."
Sakuro: "Don't forget to be rough, if she enjoys it, then it won't be rape!"

Fookin wolf...
Wait for him to charge at me and when he's close enough stab him in the head

>Stab the one trying to bite my head in the mouth then attack the one on the ground with my machete on the neck,trying to kill it

"Shiieeeeeeeet mayne we rapin' wyt wimminz here fo real? Mayne da popo wuz chasin me and my brothas fo dat nigga"
>Unzips BBC
>Rapes the Arume

"Just have to be careful is all, friend."
>Enter and walk up too the cat.

>double fist it

52
You grab the SMG and head down the tunnel, with your light leading the way.
In the end, you see a large lizard-like creature, with a door behind it.
Yumi: "Oh, a fight."
Sakuro: "Go on, what does it say?"
Yumi: "Giant Lizard. Well, that's quite the literal name, I'm not sure what I expected..."
The lizard is around three metres long, and it bolts towards you light ball friend, trying to eat it.
It hasn't noticed you, yet.

>"i need to stop yelling so much, it's making me light headed."
>hold it on the wound for a little longer than wring it and make it a bandage.
>if i'm not light headed anymore head out again.