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google bitch lasagna

poo in goo

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Do you know how hard I laughed?

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stole ur karma lol xD

this is extremely racist please do the needful and delete sir

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Karma isn't real

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>bill gates starts literally being a book blogger and 'philanthropist'
>company windsup with dude using it for his ethnic country
>where are the self driving cars and ai, actual tech innovations google is supposed to be making
>can these ethnically diverse ceos actually do their job

>wipe
in india you usually wash it
it's a place of culture

If a single person got enjoyment from my post then it was worth it.

>in india you usually wash it
How do you account for the stench then?

>India
>a place of culture

Yeah, bacterial cultures growing in the streets from your thermonuclear shits

That's our natural scent sir.

It's real on reddit

google show boob & virgnia

We already have Google for India it's called Silicon Valley.

needful ur mom u sick bastard india. stop poo on street

lol it's actually real

go motherfucked you bastard gay

quick rundown?

actual pajeet here

google india is irrelevant beyond youtube and gmail. facebook dominates it in everything, so much that the government is considering regulating facebook

>Traffic toggle
>Bike lane toggle
>Shitting street toggle

How do you like India?

Lmfao

me? it's my home, I love it. there's nowhere else I'd rather be. sure, there are problems here but there are also tons of things in india that you can't enjoy anywhere else.

>but there are also tons of things in india that you can't enjoy anywhere else.
like a ton of shit on the street?

Yeah, I get it.

I was in China last summer and there are a lot of things unique to specific places. Foods, cultural things, etc.

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This is true.
I take funny posts and put them on Jow Forums4chan. I make hundreds of thousands of karma a month, which I exchange for Amazon gift cards. It's a pretty solid gig. Plus my username is asking for cute asian dick pics, so I get tons of them as well.

Did you lose any people in the floods?

I expected you to say that. I'll only say this much: most places are ok-tier clean, some places are horrible. but the horrible ones get more attention. just like how most americans are ok-tier intelligent, but the stupid ones get the most attention.

yeah, that's correct. food, culture, language, the people (unironically) and tons of other things you can only enjoy in your home country. but the thing I like the most is how everyone in india treats everyone else like we're all one big family.

this is slowly disappearing in the big cities as those become more westernized and degenerate. but in the small town/village areas like where I live, it is still alive and I hope it stays that way.

nah I live in a landlocked northern state so nothing really happened to us. the floods were in the southern parts of india surrounded by the ocean. think of it like kansas (me) and california (floods)

>Work IT for a hospital
>Also good number of the doctors are poo in the loos

Kill me.

you could become their token white friend. indians really like whites. at worst you'll get some free food

>Indian coworker
>decide to be friendly
>he invites me over to his house
>lives with him mother
>ok evening
>ask to use his toilet
>nice shit after dinner
>reach for toilet paper
>there's nothing
>whatsapp him asking for toilet paper
>tells me they dont use it
>theres a white rag next to the toilet, I need to wipe with that then rinse it out
never again. what the fuck is up with this, literal, shit?

yeah but it would be shitty indian food

ok this is epik

that's disgusting even by indian standards, nobody here (I think) shares a rag in the household to wipe all their asses. most indians use water or that jet spray thing you have in european toilets.

well, you should try everything in life once.

youtube.com/watch?v=anOMyp-1nW4

At least we can all rest assured that Google will join the ranks of Adobe and Microsoft soon.

>White

user, I....

>Whatsapp him asking for toilet paper

Kek. Why do loos love that fucking app?

>well, you should try everything in life once.
I actually agree with that (generally, common sense applies) very much. And personally, I think you are doing a very nice/civil job of defending your culture. I think that's at least respectable.
>that jet spray thing you have in european toilets
They are called bidets.

> go to Jow Forums

> find racist shit being applauded

Why do I even come here even more?

It’s iMessage for poodroid

bait

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google was always 100% pajeet'd. a pajeet did their major pagerank optimizations and wrote their search ranking algorithms. then he got canned for sexual harassment allegations and lost his job at uber because of it.

>go on Jow Forums

>surprised when you find rightwing racism, sexism, homophobia, isolationist, nationalist, fascist, white ethnostate endorsing, FUD being spewed by schizoposters regardless of board
I don't know why I'm here either. Recently I found a forum that's essentially a textboard, but with a large basis on continuity, and there seems to be about 30 posters total, and boy do I love being apart of something small and fantastic.

stunning and brave

Crybaby

This is Jow Forums what do you expect dipshit

Is that the revisionist history they are pushing there now to make their new (illegal, slave driven) workers feel like they were always a part of the company?

This Web 2.0 bubble has gone on for too long, these left coast tech companies have lost their mind now.

qeq

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amit_Singhal

>Emit Signal

>rewrote an algorithm that was already working with an entire department
>he was integral to the company's success
As I wrote before, he is insignificant to Google's success and that could have been any half decent engineer.

The only reason this dipshit is ran up the flagpole is because they want to make their human waste for employees feel like they are somehow connected to the company, so they are less likely fuck the place up from the inside like they do everywhere else.

gtfo of here you tranny nigger street shitter git offended

thanks dood

But what does it mean?

Jow Forums

t. Poodroid luser

>Don't be uneedful

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Why don't you go to an Indian imageboard instead?

>MUH POOOOOOL

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