Be me in college

>be me in college
>see 7/10 qt 3.14
>best out of the girls in engineering
>decide to make convo
>I don't spill spaghetti
>talk about random shit to do with the course
>we almost leave
>ask her for her email address
>she gives it
>I feel so lucky

>ask her for her PGP public key
>"Uuh, what?"
>Explain to her what PGP is
>in hindsight I was a stupid faggot and should just have left then
>she gets confused and says "sorry, I use Gmail, not pgp"
>she leaves slightly less interested

Man why am I like this?

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>email
>not IRC nick
are engineers a failure?

Why did you do something that helps you not waste your time on someone you ultimately don't want to be with?...
Sounds to me like you're doing awesome - Refuse to lower your standards/settle, and keep up the good work.

hold on, where the fuck are his legs

sorry I use Gmail

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is that on iphone?
sorry user, i use android

>things that never happened

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insecure

pgp was the wrong type of security for chatting up qts user

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autistic/100

>>ask her for her email address
lmao what

Your virginity is secured with quantum-proof encryption

NPCs

>qt 3.14
Why do people say that? Is it one of those "look at me I'm so smarts" things normies cite from high school because that's all they remember?
3.14 is not pi, not to mention typing "pie" is faster.

autism overload

"Jow Forums user globally stops common word across platform"

What?

It's the coolest new /v/ Jow Forums meme

Ewww

It's from a misinterpreted paper about internal monologues, the channers latched onto it because it made them feel like a special elite for having internal monologues

Makes sense. Everyone in here is a lazy genious and a true intellectual, of course. lmao

There were two girls in my Security+ class, they really had no idea what they were doing, any time they couldn't get their computer to work damn near the entire class would jump to go teach them how to manually set an IP