#madebygoogle Launch Event Megathread

literally nothing NEW: the keynote
everything was leaked

building hype probably but most likely they will announce another phone or product

Google is shit and you should feel bad for being excited about this.

based satanposter

it's just an upgraded pixel 2 nothing exciting or new really

>not wearing programming socks
>2/10

Then why would the Made by Google Twitter account post ? Unless they're trolling?

based

>they're trolling

kill yourself mentally ill fag

IT'S HAPPENING

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noice music!

I agree, nice and laid back.

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is that a female (male)?

Fuck no! That is the lead singer of Paramore.

Are they launching their own brand of programming socks?

i was thinking the same
it's so fucking confusing these days

Sounds like something you'll her in Luke Cage. I like it.

It's Haley Williams (male)

>it's so fucking confusing these days

I shouldn't have to be confusing, user. I hate modern society.

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jesus, this looks like a dude in crack

I am pajeet sir java expert and google is my bitch

Don't tell me that's a nigger who is laughing?

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much is Google going to bamboozle us? I'm guessing 2 or 3. Seems to me like that video they tweeted was damage control to at least trick people into watching this shit show.

Please, no more exclusivity. Being a T-Mobile customer is pain sometimes.

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no!
that's a fat americmutt

10 MINS

post more Hayley please

I've had a crush on her since 2006 ;_;

Its really not. Im on T-Mobile and bought the last 2 pixels directly from google and project fi.

>dat macbook

Official Google programming socks???

I see fat burgers, jews, and niggers.

Me too, user.

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>Inxel 3
That's literally all

Hopefully shipping wont be a complete shitshow this year since the new phones are going to be mad at foxconn

tmobile said they arent selling it at retail, i think verizon had exclusivity for 3 years.

It's in America, duh.

Go to this thread for more.

Fuck off; feet lovers run this board now

thanc u epik Jow Forums!!11 fuck niggers and jews xDD

never seen that one before, nice.
Are you a fan of the band as well or just a Hayley fan? I saw them live in Barcelona and she looked like my drunk auntie there but the show was bretty gud

Thanks, I appreciate it

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Guys hold your tits, it's live from JewYork city.

Why are there so many Indians?

I don't like Indians.

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>t. honorary pajeet

this music is so goddamn boring

>Not even a Jow Forums sticky
I guess they can't copy every from Apple

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1 MIN

GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW

the mods refused to sticky it

ho ree shit

Which one will you buy?

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niggers are running late

I think he was talking about you being gay, but these niggers will complain about anything.

none of them

None cause those are the fakes made by google as a troll.

fucking L A T E

The one that is the least secure.

White because I'm not gay or a nigger

Neither, but if I had to, I'd buy the small one. Notches are stupid and I really don't like how they look.

COME OOOOOOOOON

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Pixel 3 but with no notch.

>11:01
>still nothing

IT'S OVER, GOOGLEL and PAJEETDROID ARE FINISHED

IT'S HAPPENING

it begins

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Yeah because black people and gays never buy white phones lmao

OH SHIT

>people manually pushing the screens together

hahahahah oh jeez

IT'S HAPPENING

well at least they're not doing it in a cafeteria this year

The jews know.

Is that a cover of Help?
BUAHAHAHAHHA literally no money jewgle

PIXEL 3 XL HAS NO NOTCHES

I REPEAT

NO NOTCHES

PIXEL MINI BENITO FUCKING WHEN

New drinking game, take a shot whenever they mention AI or machine learning.

This is stuff you could do now

Are they going to announce Android 9.1?

nexus when

HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME

I hope you guys have a tab open on the pre order page, this fuckers gunna sell out fast as usual.

HE'S WHITE

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this is just an elaborate cry for help

>Beatles for a commercial

$1000 phone confirmed

When almost nobody got 9.0?
Yeah, they'd probably do that.

>not a pajeet
what the fuck

>all these buttmad Applel iToddlers in this thread

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>inb4 android Q announced

They're not even hiding it anymore

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>no poo in the loo
Take my money

Pixel users have been using it for months now.

White master race.

COVERING THEIR ASSES IN THE WAKE OF THE G+ SCANDAL