Spandex creator takes his own life

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go shill your satirical news website on reddit instead

>Spandex: It's a privilege, not a right.

Post more BBWs in Spandex

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Start at 2:00

>He left a note indicating that he could no longer bear the humiliation and shame of exposing the general public to the unsightly bodies of the overweight and obese

MAXIMUM KEK!

>tfw 1,75m 52kg
Feels good being naturally Jow Forums. Mommy and daddy did a great job

Loks like she ate her leg, lol

>M.O.D
based

do you have a feminine penis?

>Spandex creator takes his own life
the spandex inventor died 4 years ago and he died of natural causes at 93.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Shivers
I don't know who's this faggot you are referring to as the inventor/creator of spandex.

fpbp

I have a vagina, so No.

Nice fake news faggot.

>Post more BBWs in Spandex
I can't. I am using ddg where everything I type and there's porn of it, porn comes on top.

>I have a vagina, so No.
so, you are a vimuser
how often do you dialate?

I have no idea what vim is, other than its logo and the fact it's being shilled on Jow Forums hardly.

Tits or gtfo

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Yes, I have tits.

Post them

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What do I get in return other than the weird feeling that someone is furiously masturbating to my picture? I get that every time I upload a new picture to my VK.

aren't you the namefag that gets 30 day bans for ban evasions?

I have no idea. My IP changes every 30 minutes, and this is a VPS anyway.

Either post tits or stop using femanon you goddamn retard

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I will never stop posting as "Femenon", I'm a femanon. You'll have to deal with it, incel.

you can change them every post

so you're a womyn. thus fat and ugly. thanks for saving us the trouble.

I'm not fat, see:And I'm cute and adotable ^.^

You clearly don't understand, femanon means nothing online, if you want to use your womyn power you must post tits, else you are fishing for attention.

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Cute sloot. I wonder how many dicks she has sucked. Haha.

Why do you care?

Блять зaкpoй poт и пиздyй нa двaч ,хopa

You are forcing the fact you are a woman down people's throats, and expecting people to treat you differently, without giving us anything in return - the only thing of value you have to offer is your naked body. Tits or gtfo

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>newsjunc.com/spandex-inventor-takes-his-own-life/

I'm wating for the inventor of yoga pants to follow.

>yoga pants
They are called "leggings" you imbecile.

I can smell her fat smelly meat hole from here. Its why we're all getting subconsciously erectile dysfunction.

Not where I live. Fat women doing Yoga in Yoga pants is the reason I became asexual.

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I call them "лocины", "leggings". Literally no one refers to them as "yoga"-anything.

be my gf or gtfo

No, you said you were asexual. Don't reply to me cuck.

Actual fake news and pretty badly written too. Joseph Shivers is the actual creator of spandex and he died back in 2014, aged 93.

Chances are he did kill himself as well once he saw this atrocity.

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I'm not that person. I'd never date you. Also in Murrica, they add adwords to everything
>Yoga pants
>Adulting
>Selfie
>#(pound)MeToo

No one speak slav. Its too close to slave.

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The smell on that horse must be terrible.

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It's so beautiful... Have you ever seen such patriotism before?

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Literally me every day at 12. Am and Pm.

Anyone got sauce on this image?

Not sure what she forces other than this thread off the rails.

Eri KItami. Check

>serious news
Suuuurreee