Sitting in public space, Uni for instance

>sitting in public space, Uni for instance
>laptop open -- just lurking Jow Forums or doing something else equally unproductive
>girl comes over and sits in my peripheral region
>instantly open atom and start hammering at keyboard with intermittent pauses during which I study my screen contemplatively while rubbing my chin

Honestly do this all the time to impress girls with my programming finesse, and it works practically every time.

How about you guys, though? Anyone else do it? Post your success stories.

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The sooner Islam wins the better. Then threads like these won't get posted.

t. autist

>works practically every time

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Oh yeah? How many have you fucked thanks to this?

>atom
>programming finesse
cringe and bluepilled

>works practically every time

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In the last month? 5, 8 if you include BJ's though.

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>at uni library for some quiet time to study for my biochem exam.
>looking for good spot out of the way of foot traffic
>nothing available, except for right next to this dirty looking CS major
>oh god he hasn't showered in three days, even at a couple meters distance I can faintly smell him
>looks like he's been here a while, so he'll be leaving soon, right? I'll bear with it until he leaves
>He notices me, goes from just scrolling a browser to furiously mashing on this ancient black laptop (why isn't he using a macbook?)
>put on my headphones and ignore him, praying for it to end.
>dejected, he goes back to scrolling like he was before I got here.
>think I'll report him for harassment.

okay, Pajeet

I cringed so hard I broke my face

>ironic chad LARPing
Normies were a mistake.

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So 5 times with your right and 3 times with your left?

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...

howdy

I run apt update && apt upgrade -y && apt-get autoclean && apt-get autoremove
whenever anyone is near

You have never seen a vagina.

he was posting the OP
nothing to worry about

I'm black.

8 girls. 3 strictly used their mouths, 5 used their mouths along with other orifices.

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>In the last month? 5, 8 if you include BJ's though.
look a wild chad appears
look chad can program
look chad is evolving

>thinks he gets bitches by his "coding finesse" instead of the public belief of "muh bbc"
lul, the delusion is strong with this one

>it works practically every time

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github.com/svenstaro/genact
I've used this at work a few times, works great.

imagine literally using something besides Emacs to impress the ladies

girls find it vaguely appealing on the basis that it implies I earn a decent amount of money but if you think that's a good way to get their attention you should be on autismbux. I've got laid purely from being seen playing football, hell even reading a thickish paperback, but coding is not attractive.

It works as if they 360 and run?

>atom
you never gonna impress anyone with that shitty editor

Saved for future

>not using Brackets with live preview to show off your new hip social media website you're working on
>girl gets curious
>tell her you'll automatically add every new user to her friend's list
>she gets naked in the library
>you get kicked out of school for being too alpha

>open atom
>hammering at keyboard

Brainlet confirmed

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>360
retard alert

>he doesn't know how to into memes

confirmed for underage

Soon my brother

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Works definitely maybe every time

baited

>jewish tricks
Sure, goy.

90% of girls who "are into programmers" are money sluts
remember when they called us nerds and laughed at us?
just give her the middle finger and walk off

>8 girls
nope. 8 whores.

>atom
>not vim

This is why you are an incel

>why isn't he using a macbook?
Lost

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Howdy Mr Doggo

Howdy friend.

ça va, monsieur Chien

>Browsing Jow Forums in empty classroom
>Cute girl sits near me
>She's looking at me
>Blushes
>Look at screen very seriously rubbing my chincto make the anxiety go away
>10 VERY long minutes passes
>She leaves
Phew... that was a close one...

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howdy frien :)

>tfw using dwm and st on my thinkpad x230 with x220 classic keyboard
>no file manager outside my shell or ranger if I remember to use it, vim as my editor and IDE, qutebrowser as my browser with vertical tabs
>spending most of my time in the terminal anyway, with like 4+ tmux panes arranged in various semi-fractal shapes
You don't need to pretend if you're already a terminal autist

this desu

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>Swe

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LMAO

>be me
>go into library
>sit next to some guy whos on a chinese website
>he looks at me and gives me a creepy smile
>he then opens up Atom and starts writing shitty code
>every now and then he would pause and rub his non existing chin
>it made me really uncomfortable

This type of trickery used to work for me back in 3rd grade amongst the local bitches. I just opened CMD and started doing ipconfig to hack computers, really caught their attention.

Also used to do some html on notepad and made a page with their names on a plain page. Had 3 girls on me that day.
>my childhood

Asalama steakums brother

KEK

Meanwhile either she's an unimpressed normie and doesn't know what you're working on, or is quietly wondering why you aren't using a good editor.

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howdy

I've seen this pasta before. The rest of the thread needs to go back to r**dit.

howdy doggn'r

Are lolis halal?

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Only if they're over 9

Islam isn’t going to win anything you goat fucking moron. Mohammed was a pedophile and allah is made up faggotry. You are an absolute cuck faggot and islam is horse shit

Unless the western world can deracinate it, Islam will win the long game. It's something that has to be constantly opposed.

>LARPing on Jow Forums

sad

>impressing a chick with atom

Post one and I'll tell you

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Not bait
Sand niggers are goat fucking pedophiles

>making fun of goat fuckers when most of Jow Forums are pedophile NEETs that pretend to fuck little anime girls

Not to mention the mentally ill traps/trannies that infest this board.

>these anonymous people all fit this small and specific categorization because I don't like them
Go away reddit

Off yourself pedoshit

>not using hackertyper.com

>be me
>uni library
>working on a hobby project, a game about a girl and her dog
>girl I recognize from class sits down near me
>asks me what I'm working on
>reluctantly show her even though I want to keep working
>"wow that's really cute user, but why are you using vim? emacs is much better"

>Tell her I don't even know what an emacs is and that she can either sit on my dick or fuck off while I program a girl and her dog

>ancient black laptop
thinkpad users btfo

Upper East Side?

Now answer Imam.

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nice post, i kek'ed

I want to believe

>oh god he hasn't showered in three days, even at a couple meters distance I can faintly smell him

painfully true

I was taking a CS exam once and this dude sat down next to me. I couldn't even fucking concentrate the BO was so bad

why the fuck do ECE majors refuse to bathe?

Jow Forums is an official loli board.

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>he wants to post on a dead board
>>>/tech/

It's the new computer from apples

who else wants to rape her

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what the ...

Howdy!

Howdy Mr.Doggo!

whachu thinkin bout holmes...

cd code
cd..
pwd
cd..
cd..
cd ..
ls
cd code
cd ..
cd

Now she is wet

>atom
>instantly

stop posting jewess

Howdy

>in uni
>on thinkpad because 2 hour void between classes
>fumbling around because I fell for the arch meme last month when I'm just a hapless skiddie
>trying to change wm
>people come around
>if they see me being this bad on my os I'll get made fun of
>open the student intranet and pretend to be checking on my planning
>shit they're staying
>write down my classroom numbers even tho I memorize them each morning
>close laptop and get up
>wander around the halls until I find some empty place and start again

It semms weird because i only got to fuck girl i told i was studying history and talking about art

I’ll try your methode next time

MOAR

>type on my librebooted t60 with i3 as wm
>OMG user ARE YOU AN ACKER?

every single time

good post

Howdy lil doggo!

Howdy ol pardner

>do whatewer in public with phone/laptop/ereader
>woman sits nearby
>keep on doing whatewer I was doing

Not even going to try to impress anyone.

Ps. This kind of acting and pretending to be better than you are is wery woman trait and leads to wasted time when you drop your acting