ok so heres the story. a few weeks ago some a landlord and the police had to enter one of the units in my building. the tennant had apparently passed away in the apartment. today as i was arriving home from work i was approached by a woman in the parking lot asking if i could let her in to check on her friend. i dont live in the best area and its not the first time someone has asked me to let them in so i asked her which unit? she said the number of the unit where the tennant had died. she then proceeds to tell me that he was an orphan with no next of kin. she knew him through work where he did IT for her place of business. she wanted to check on him because nobody had heard from him in a few weeks and she knew he didnt have any family, but she saw his car in the lot. by the time she finished telling me all this her voice was a bit frantic. i did the best i could to try and soften the blow of the news she was about to get, but in the end i left her with the head of the condo association and just said ‘im so sorry.’
i didnt know his name. i dont know how he passed. all i know is he was the IT guy.
>sideways image fuck off, and only come back if you find interesting hardware, or his porn.
James Bailey
wow shut up
Bentley Butler
slow down with all that edge homie - that could be you some day
Leo Kelly
Somewhere is a script Running autonomously "The dead guy made it"
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Robert Gutierrez
>that could be you some day Nah I'm smart enough to post images in the correct orientation.
Adam Stewart
fair. i *would* take what was supposed to be serious and fuck it up by phone posting... and i did. still all i know about this guy was that he had nobody, lived in a shitty aprtment, and knew something about technology. so i posted it here because... well...
Elijah Rogers
Ooohh, so THAT'S what it is!
And he shall live on in that script
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Andrew Walker
>and knew something about technology. so i posted it here Go through his shit user. Post what he left behind. Maybe it-corpse left behind some interesting software. F
Nathan Cook
That's literally us one day user. We'll be cold, alone, unloved, eating ramen noodles and frozen dinners, crying ourselves to sleep every night to go push the reset button or plug in the hdmi on stacy's dumbass computer for all eternity.
Austin Lee
also F
Tyler Martin
So who gets his stuff if theres no next of kin?
Camden Gomez
goobermint
David Walker
I thought you were going to say you broke in and found all of his cash in some vent.
Kayden Bennett
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Is this really where we're all headed Jow Forums? Do computers really make us that sub-human?
they went into the unit a few weeks ago im pretty sure the place is empty and even if its not it’s definitely locked and id definitely get caught so nah
Jace Bailey
It would probably just be a flash drive with his buttcoin wallet with the password as "install_gentoo".
the lady who came to check on him seemed pretty broken up about it. so even if he didnt have a family at least theres that
Carter Green
How did he die?
John Jenkins
>using incorrect syntax He does not deserve what he seeks.
Kayden Morris
idk - my building is pretty quiet, neighbors rarely talk. i knew what happened because it was on my floor and the coroner i guess? or or whoever parked in my spot. i left the lady with the head of the condo association because i figured she might have more information than i did.
Evan Gonzalez
You could ask the people to let you in, or to let you see he left behind. Pretend that you are interested in buying something.
Anthony Rodriguez
Guy died in my neighborhood. Similar story no relatives/friends. Lived in the neighborhood for 20+ years. Supossedly he ended up being a pedo, and died with his pants down near his pc. Sounds cliche, but that's the story I was given.
Juan Allen
ask who? idk who the landlord is, and the condo board lady wouldnt have a key
Gavin Butler
yeah rip
William James
poor lonely IT guy orphan too ;_;
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See you, space cowboy
James Green
sounds like Jow Forums
Aaron Perez
the part about him being orphan was tough to hear
Christian Hill
>died with his pants down near his pc A true Jow Forums way to go.
>ask who? idk who the landlord is, and the condo board lady wouldnt have a key I would start asking >maintenance and work up from there. They probably have his shit in storage, and would be either happy to get rid of the stuff, or couldn't give a shit what happens to any of it. >sounds like Jow Forums Probably. Guy was quiet, and didn't bother anyone. I believe that he was getting legit neetbux too for something. F
Christopher Flores
>Probably. Guy was quiet, and didn't bother anyone Also he was known to watch the neighborhood kids play, so people weren't that surpised to find out that he was a pedo, or at least made the story more believable.
Easton Torres
nah dude its a small building and i have ro live here and it would look massively weird if i started asking to poke around a dead guys stuff
Cooper Cooper
nah
Gavin Evans
Who cares? Now this is EPIC.
David Hall
>nah dude its a small building and i have ro live here and it would look massively weird if i started asking to poke around a dead guys stuff >weird Honestly it wouldn't. You're just being too reserved about it. Guy was an IT dude, and he had no nearest kin. He might have cool shit that would only be of interest to you, so you might as well take the oportunnity to rifle through his shit. He might have some working crts, a zx spectrum with street fight ports, or even some rare shit, who knows.
Xavier Watson
IT-corps might have high bandwidth nics, and fiber wire lying around.
Asher Long
if theres an estate sale ill post pics otherwise im minding my own business
Thomas Wood
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May he rest in peace, and his scripts run forever.
Jonathan Hughes
Moot made sideways images a thing edgelord
Henry Collins
it's my nightmare that i go and my computer is left running and the only sheet with my passwords isn't destroyed.
Carson Cooper
May his documentation reign forever.
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Jaxson Jones
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Andrew Campbell
the taxpayers
Gavin Flores
who?
Nathaniel Lewis
You fucking newfag, he's the founder of Cloudflare.
Jack Williams
>You fucking newfag Pfffttt... kid I came from ebaumsworld friendo. Maybe you've heard of the site that founded Jow Forums? >cloudfare Is that like geocites, but for niggers?