How cyberpunk are you /g ?

How cyberpunk are you /g ?

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How far we have come and yet so behind. Tech is pervasive but mostly locked down and corporatized. The internet is a shopping mall and not the Wild West it once was. Just like what peeps in 2000 warned about!

I don't need a camera for third eye.
That's how Cyberpunk I am.

Most of this shit is built into a phone now.
Everyone's quite cyberpunk.
Also, is right, cyberpunk is now, we've been robbed of the flying cars and humanoid robots though.

I only listen to punk music on youtube

>black leather trench coat
Check
>Black clothes
Check
>Thinkpad T60 with linux
Check
>Aphex twin discography playing on headphones
Check
>Fingerless gloves
Double check

Yeah I'm pretty /cyb/

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I cut off my forearm and ducktaped a 10 inch programmer vibrating dildo. How cyberpunk am I?

>all that 90's sony stuff

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>watch
>phone
>laptop
>camera
>headphones
>dedicated music player
Help, find me more technology to carry and how to carry it

it was odd that the "Mondo 2000 User's Guide to the New Edge" had several chapters about how Hip-hop was going to revolutionize society, but it came out before the web was a thing and is now ludicrously out of date.

the mondo 2000 website is entirely posts about shit that happened back in the days when they imagined they were relevant. most of it reminiscences of taking drugs with timothy leary.

please tell me I'm not the only one that carries a minidisc player around

early medieval > medieval >= current era > shit > cyberpunk

>overweight
>never leave house except for grocery store
>arch linux
>7 onaholes
>2 diet shasta cans per day
>spend most of day in bed with chan burauza
>perturbator carpenter brut WEEB and Rezz
do i win

No, I did until recently. I love that thing and always will. The only reason I dont use it much these days is because Im trying to slim down my stuff I carry every day.

I can make a girl come with only my mind and a keyboard

I have a cyberpunk themed tumblr account

netrunning.tumblr.com

tumblr is not very cyberpunk, but I can respect your need to occupy all domains

They were really popular in Japan back in the day, more than in the West.

One needs a CRT monitor and to smoke cigarettes to complete the cyberpunk aesthetic.

my left nut is synthetic.

>tumblr
Yikes.

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I use a thinkpad from 2013, my phone is from a sweatshop in China, I do all my banking on my phone, I also pay for things with my phone, so yeah, pretty /cyb/.

Come on man

>cyberfuck

I know tumblr is shit, but its one of the best places to find cyberpunk images. you should check it out if you like the genre.

School shooter detected

Are we in the Legend of the Blood Ninja territory??

>>headphones
>>dedicated music player
>Help, find me more technology to carry and how to carry it
In a few years, also hearing aid, conveniently worn behind the ear.

What's wrong with carrying headphones?

>private eye
it's currently jokey and all but once someone comes up with a non-obtrusive way to have a real-life HUD it'll probably be hugely popular

All of the shit you listed is fucking useless.

Micro drone to pester cats, power bank to charge it

Are any of those images OC or did you just essentially make a Pintrest board of other peoples work?

>paper money
>cyberpunk
cyberpunk is most defintely crypto now.

I carry a smartphone, so I guess I'm even more capable @ cyberpunk than the image.

Carry, none. Wearing though has given many hearing problems.