How the FUCK do fridges last so long without ever breaking?

how the FUCK do fridges last so long without ever breaking?
technology done right

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they have few moving parts and those parts they do have do very few things. on top of that, they're pretty well protected from outside influences like being moved, kicked/bumped, or disrupted in other ways.

They don't run all the time.
They use a fully sealed, pressurized, self cooling system.
The pumps are usually scroll pumps which to my knowledge do not even have metal on metal contact.

There's just not much to go wrong with them, and if it does, it's usually an electrical issue.

wait until every fridge is connected to the internet so they can receive kill signal from manufacturer or h4x0rz

>hey how can we improve this simple technology that almost never breaks?
>I know lets add an lcd touchscreen and some pos system on a chip and a wifi module!

Excuse me, ma'am.
Is your refrigerator running?
*gasp* It IS?
Well, you better go catch it before it runs away!
Wa-ha! Wa-ha! Wa-ha!

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Heh
*sensible chuckle*

Mine lasted for 12 years, way better than the average smartphone.

Wait for smart fridges that will be fun.

My fridge has broken down several times for seemingly no reason in the last three years. It was expensive too, stop lying OP.