So my ex has told me that she, absolutely, under no circumstances wants to hear from me again.
I agreed to give her space and start dating other people.
I am 1000 miles away from her. Her and I met on bumble and had a 2 year relationship. Tonight, I paid for bumble boost.
Within 5 minutes, it automatically matched me with my ex. I didn't swipe right. She sure as hell didn't swipe right.
But how the fuck did bumble automatch my ex and I when I'm 1000 miles away? This just seems too weird to be a coincidence.
Do we live in a simulation?
Unironically, her bumble photos are just selfies that I took of us with me cropped out so it's kind or funny.
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>Do we live in a simulation?
According to Kanye West, maybe.
>I didn't swipe right. She sure as hell didn't swipe right.
One of you is lying.
>But how the fuck did bumble automatch my ex and I when I'm 1000 miles away? This just seems too weird to be a coincidence.
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They bought data of one (or both) of you from somewhere else. Probably stolen data.
An app for desperate numale faggots, where womyn have to approve of a dude's profile before they can talk to one another.
The answer is simple.
You entrusted your data to a proprietary dating app where they sell all your data to the highest bidder.
>In heterosexual matches, only female users can make the first contact with matched male users
Are you a male feminist
this
it always amuses me when normans let a proprietary app access their data and then act all surprised when the developers use it
>desperate numale faggots
literally me
>dating applications
I always had very low expectations from "males" on Jow Forums, but this is a new low.
>online thot attention seeking
It looks like Jow Forums has reached a new low :^)
The botnet sees all.
The botnet knows all.
Accept the botnet, user.
>bumble
just use pof or tinder like a normal person
I think there's certain markers or keywords or your profiles that match them up
but how will I find women into pegging
