Yo user, are you coming to the LAN party?

Yo user, are you coming to the LAN party?
We're going to be playing some quake 3, doom deathmatch, CS1.6 and UT. We'll probably netplay some crash team racing too.
What:
>Machine are you bringing
>OS are you running on it
>any peripherals
>what kinda food are you getting?
No need to bring your own ethernet cable, we've got plenty

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Chicken Alfredo

there's females at this party? im there!

Sup my ni/g/gers

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>Chicken Alfredo
based

yo bro, where can I set up?

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That's not a female user.

that you bro

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Imagine being imprisoned for something which would have been legal 3 years later.
Really makes you think.

nothing like a 15 yo donut hole

>Actual women
Holy shit

Wtf that's me in the hard rock shirt

prove it faggot

pro-tip you can't

my trusty win98SE pentium 3 with 128mb of ram
already have a geforce 4 MX 440 in it, ready for all the UT you can handle at high resolution 1024x768

imagine the smell

those were the days, when hackers had a culture
*cracks*

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Y-y-yikes...

Why would I want to prove anything to g?

>my trusty

Well I wouldn't go that far, especially with gaming.
SE was an improvement but still.
All the registry cleaners and optimizers, RAM boosters and running process killers still couldn't ensure a blue screen free experience.

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I do LANs regularly, mostly QuakeWorld.
>Machine are you bringing
Thinkpad T400 or my desktop + 160hz CRT
>OS are you running on it
Slackware 14.2
>any peripherals
Microsoft Wheel Mouse
>what kinda food are you getting?
Probably pizza and lots and lots of BEER

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>riced optiplex
fucking why

right, i'll believe you over the pc i've had running and stable for 19 years that hasn't had a BSOD in over a decade (granted it gets less use now but still)

Any body file trade at their LANs? I got some sexy home movies I'm dying to share Heh heh

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I'll be bringing fabreeze. And pizza.

Actually that's Lamar's gf.

no computer? Are you just gonna watch us play?

I got you guys with my threadripper rig in case anyone wanted to dist-cc a gentoo install

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ill be bringing my core 2 extreme fragbox with a mouse running gentoo
im getting a lot of pizza and monster ultra

The earth shall shake with every click-clack of my superior mechanical keyboard

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>>Machine are you bringing
Macbook Pro 13 with no touchbar
>>OS are you running on it
Debian buster
>>any peripherals
Airpods and magic mouse
>>what kinda food are you getting?
Salad

wtf is this trap shit?

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Actually he just had to wait 1 year; Ohio (and many other states) age of consent is 16.

Perfectly legal in my country

There is a woman in the room. Disgusting,

>>Machine are you bringing
My thinkpad
>>OS are you running on it
Gentoo
>>any peripherals
Mouse for comfort, headphones
>>what kinda food are you getting?
Chips and two platters of beer

>Machine are you bringing
athlon 64
2gb ram
radeon x850 pro
>OS are you running on it
xp 64
>any peripherals
mx518, don't care about keyboards
>what kinda food are you getting?
hot wings

>crack, sip

I've always thought that keyboards with small monitors are kind of cool, that one looks like shit though.

>why would you want to identify yourself to g
maybe cuz youre a huge attention seeking faggot

>netplay some crash team racing
what? what did I just read????

did the seduction work?

based apu poster compyling gentoo in 5 seconds

>machine
mini itx
Athlon 200GE
4GB of RAM
120gb ssd

>os
Xubuntu

>food
Doritos and Maruchan

My machine is a custom 14" Enigma 8:
Intel Core i7 Dual Processor i7-7Y75
16GB LPDDR3 1866MHz Low Profile Soldered
512GB ADATA SU800 M.2 2280

OS: Windows 10 Home 64 Bit

Peripherals:
Xbox 1 Controller + Cable
ASUS ROG STRIX Fusion 500 Gaming Headset

Food: I'm bringing chips