How do I become a 1337 HaXx0r , Jow Forums ?

How do I become a 1337 HaXx0r , Jow Forums ?

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programming socks and hrt

Make a logo

I see...
any other suggestions ?
I have heard about the dark web and its mysteries... How do I join the cool hacker club after becoming a qt trap ?

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Create a Twitch + Patreon account. Become a camwhore. Show bulge on stream to signal the hacker gods you are prepared to enter the deepinterwebz.

You think this is a game? You're fucking wrong. Haxxing is a srs bsns, and we accept no script kiddos.

You need to prove your worth before we can accept you and give you access to /g+/, a hidden board only visible to true haxxors.

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/thread

Glow in the dark Cia Mossad JIDF FBI operative here to shill sodomy.

Install Gentoo

hmmm.... but won't creating an account makes me less anynymous ???

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I have been recommended kali linux
is it FBI plant script-kiddy-ware or actual le 1337 haxkers tool ?

Decided to post image and text separately to avoid suspicion...

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>>won't creating account make me less user
Not if you are behind 9000 proxies.

I see that yuo are proficient in the art of hacks
I will apply your methods fellow 1337 sw4gg3r

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Level Hacking, Archaeology and Astrometrics.

This is an encrypted, anonymous forum. We will terminate this connection permanently within a few minutes.

Your first test will be to prove you can access people's personal profiles and fetch data on them.

Infiltrate Facebook's mainframe and gain access to profile page of Donald Trump. Take a screenshot from your kali linux and post it as a new thread on Jow Forums.

We will answer with new instructions. Stay alert. Expect Us.

this post buzzes faster than your mum

here is the image that you have requested of me, in the expected delays of course.
Awaiting new orders.

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user said as a new thread

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And fly safe!

He's an impostor, I'm the real user
That can only mean one thing: the operation is compromised.
the glowies are on my tail, then.
heh... I was waiting for this for a very long time
I will change identity and flee to South America
Farewell Anons
happy hacking

Let me joiiin yoooouuuu. They're on my tail. Pleeeeaassssee

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I don't know if I should trust you but...
You seem like an alright guy; I joined hacking to help people in need, and you seem lost
meet me at 39.5611,-107.29309972222222 in 13 hours

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use Jow Forums with http://

>39.5611,-107.29309972222222
coordinates put you on "no name lane" i.e: "anonymous lane"
ebin :DD

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I know what's current

Edit:
holy shit, a txt file appeared on my desktop

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