Innovation guys, this is fucking innovation right here

It's a bagel, you fucking idiot.

A what? It's a doughnut!

Oy vey! Untoasted without schmear? Nudnicks!

"The company predicted it will make between $60 billion and $62 billion in revenue over the next three months"

Cult. not company.

Cult.

Agreed. Anyone here watch Rossmans channel on YouTube? He repairs some products and posts about their shitty design. Pretty much exposing them.

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This is his channel youtube.com/user/rossmanngroup.

Apple isn't just over expensive, it's LITERALLY SHIT

they removed an egg because vegan of tears

Apple's consumers...

Of course it's the czechian """""""""""""fem"""""""""""""user who doesn't know about bagles. I'd be surprised if """"""""""s""""""""""he ever even set a foot in the US of A.

>phoneposter
>google mail

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New AND retarded, would you look at that. Rossfags are nu-Jow Forums cancer.

I have exchange server ;)

How? You some Apple fan boi?

>I have exchange server ;)

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So? Lol. It weeks!

>US of A
Why would I want to go to such a shithole?

Werks

Dumb phoneposter.

>le npc maymay
American Neoliberalism at its finest.

Man child

>2018
>believing in the rants of Louis (((Rossmann)))
Nu Jow Forums in a nutshell.

Ok. Explain why they are wrong?

Because the only people who can make a new version of Windows 7 live in that country.

>Jow Forums cross boarder still shilling the Louis Rossmann is a jew meme
>literally is defending huge ass corporations in the progress
Fuck off Jow Forums you have no business on Jow Forums

she's ukrainian and she's called yulya
do not bully yulya and yulya won't bully you

>she
Nice meme

no one cares about your kike pastries mutt

>google kills the blob emojis in favor of more basic microsoft-looking emojis
>nobody bats an eye
>Apple tunes up one little bagel
>this thread happens
You realize a massive company can focus on more than one thing simultaneously...? It's not like they haven't done anything except work on that single bagel emoji this year.

And why would I want to go to a country where niggers can buy guns, again?

nah, she's an actual woman, you'd know that if you were a bit longer here

>hype for a fucking (((bagel))) emoji

why is it that anti-applefags are almost always more obnoxious than isheep? what's up with that?

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Confirmation bias and the fact that for me its very strange to find a guy who literally hates the thing that feeds him and make a circus from it.
No, you kikephile.

No shit user. How retarded do you think I am? I'm not an autist like yourself. From what I've seen, Apple just revamps old shit thaaat everyone is already gone past it like the whole facial recognition. They tried to copy Google with having iOS run on Mac and they failed while Google actually succeeded. Apple ain't that good

>thaaat
you need to go back

>No shit user. How retarded do you think I am?
From what I've seen you post, extremely.
>I'm not an autist like yourself.
Exclaimed the autist.
>From what I've seen, Apple just revamps old shit thaaat everyone is already gone past it like the whole facial recognition.
Face Unlock was so garbage Google themselves literally told users not to rely on it as a legitimate form of biometrics. Couldn't use it in the dark. Couldn't use it with makeup on. Couldn't use it with a hat, or glasses, or a new hairdo. Couldn't use it after acquiring a new scar or bruise. Constantly had to look at yourself on the lockscreen at that "Jabba the Hutt" angle upon unlocking the phone.
Just because it existed elsewhere in some vague form doesn't disqualify the newer, objectively better version from being considered innovative. And you do know that Google didn't 'invent' facial recognition technology, right? Try again.
>They tried to copy Google with having iOS run on Mac and they failed while Google actually succeeded.
Apple has always taken a very methodical approach to big tasks like this, whereas Google is basically just porting every Android app to Chrome OS as a "Fuck it, there's your solution," cover-up. And as a result, Android apps on Chrome OS is a fucking mess while the very few iOS apps that run on macOS actually feel like they're supposed to be there. That's the magic of curated software experiences. Try again.

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Well that's something of a name.

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:(

>le "because they did it first, they automatically did it best" argument
We've been over this quite a few times.

> non vegan emoji
REEEEEEEEEEE

why does a bagel emoji even exist and why do allegedly reputable tech-sites write about changes to the bagel emoji.
Face emojis I get, since they allow you to attach extra meaning/emotion to your message, which can affect the context or how it's perceived. I don't think I will ever have a need for a bagel emoji.

We are reverting back to hieroglyphs.
Eventually, entire books will be pared down to pamphlets because each word has been replaced with a specialized emoji designed for the sole purpose of conveying specific meaning.
Emojis are the final form of written language. Emojis are the epitome of efficiency.

Embrace emojis, user.

Also, let's not forget that Face Unlock could be tricked with a photo or video of the owner.

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>apple cucks pay a premium for this

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>become tech journalist
>boss tells you to write about bagel emojis

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>she's ukrainian
Гaньбa нaцiї

>Fake cheese
Ftfy

Lol! I love dougnuts ;o

>kike this triggered because people don't know about his special jew doughnut nomenclature.

> ukrainian
> doesn't know the difference between bagel and donut

But then it's not vegan, whatever will they do to solve this?

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Based Katakurihomo

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8/10

It's only Vegan if it is in or from the Vega system.

Femanon leave this thread immediately you scoundrel!

owo

Vulva?