What kind of a programming language would the aliens have?

What kind of a programming language would the aliens have?

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java

Java
No wonder they still haven't found us.

Brainfuck

Lisp, ofc

html

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Hindi, Urdu

I am seriously you guys

IT WOULD BE THEY'RE OWN LANGUAGE U RETARDS!!!!!

are you saying it would be their speaking language and not programming language?
I think aliens sucks at math and physics, therefore they suck at programming and probably don't even have computers.
Fucking stupid aliens can't even visit us.

tl;dr aliens are dumb

Ya but what would it look like

A strange dialect of gasaffelstain

Whatever it'd be, they'd be shitposting about it
>Not NurtCasting your Phalanges

I don't know why this made me lol

I think Haskell is invented by aliens

>I think
Prove it

I imagine it would be some combination of Prolog, and Forth with a Brainfuck syntax.

>eyes look line an alien's
>creates this thread

(you)

Ithkuil

ayylmao

porn language

None. They are biomechanical and talk to machines through brainwaves.

APL obviously

Assuming they visit Earth then they must be more technologically advanced then us.

I'm going to assume then that there code is elegant, clean and easy to read/verbose.

VB.NET

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VB.NET MASTER RACE

Based and Windowspilled

I bet they code DNA like we code computer programs. They sit down at a console, hit a few buttons and out comes a creature to perform some task in alien society. Then they'll repurpose the atoms for new creatures.

You'll pay for this

Ayy++

I think this depends hugely on their number of hands and eyes. If they have more eyes, they cuck use more displays and therefore have more documentation open while programming, meaning their libraries could be more extensive. Maybe something like Java.

More fingers allow for more redundant code, so also Java.

Assprobe++