/csg/ - Chink Shit General

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In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on AliExpress, Banggood, eBay, Gearbest, Taobao and similar sites.

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youtube.com/watch?v=XGAs9nYUnKE
youtube.com/watch?v=crzjUVMCMLo
youtube.com/watch?v=xPA_LC3D3oc
aliexpress.com/item/AVATTO-A18-Folding-Bluetooth-Mini-Keyboard-Portable-Multimedia-BT-Wireless-Foldable-with-Touchpad-for-PC/32779889097.html
aliexpress.com/item/Rii-Mini-Handheld-2-4G-Wireless-Keyboard-Touchpad-Mouse-Gaming-Keyboard-for-Laptop-PC-Notebook-Smart/32339433155.html
aliexpress.com/item/Bicycle-Kick-Stand-Road-Bike-Kickstand-Heavy-Duty-Adjustable-Mountain-Bike-Bicycle-Cycle-Prop-Side-Rear/32822924489.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.27424c4duOTSrH
aliexpress.com/item/NEWBOLER-Bike-Front-Tube-Bag-Waterproof-Bicycle-Handlebar-Basket-Pack-Cycling-Front-Frame-Pannier-Bicycle-Accessories/32841806762.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.27424c4dd6Pofj
gearbest.com/ip-cameras/pp_009981882806.html?wid=1433363
github.com/Filipowicz251/mijia-1080P-hacks
pastebin.com/0SY71hE8
nytimes.com/2018/10/17/us/politics/trump-china-shipping.html
openwrt.org/toh/xiaomi/mir3g
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

akarin!

That's slav's insecticide? I'm confused.

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Anyone actually bought chink sexdolls?

Installed pihole recently, and according to it nat.emule.org.cn is top domain.
What kind of chink botnet is that? How to find out? Google tells me nothing.

pihole is a meme
pfblockerng master race

Have you guys seen any nice luxury fakes? I don't mean leather goods like Louis Vuitton bags. If there are counterfeit watches then surely there must be other nice machined stuff, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=XGAs9nYUnKE
youtube.com/watch?v=crzjUVMCMLo

I like that, but are there any other versions similar to this?

youtube.com/watch?v=xPA_LC3D3oc

Yeah, sure, whatever; but that doesn't answer my question.

What's a decent cheap mechanical keyboard? Is the tada68 still the way to go?

Pls respond guys:
What's the cheapest KZ IEM model that also can be used with the bluetooth module of the KZ ZS10?

If tada68 is in your price range, I think it's safe to ask in mkb thread.

someone link me to the discord. i need to buy christmas gifts on the chinkiest budget

I think you a bit retarded because it is literally in description of all the KZ cables.
>KZ BA10/AS10/ZS10/ ZSR/ZST/ED12/ES3/ES4

Mi Band 3 arrived.

Seller had put real value into package, so no wonder why it got stuck at customs.

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Why did they have to change package from 2? That was better.

aliexpress.com/item/AVATTO-A18-Folding-Bluetooth-Mini-Keyboard-Portable-Multimedia-BT-Wireless-Foldable-with-Touchpad-for-PC/32779889097.html
aliexpress.com/item/Rii-Mini-Handheld-2-4G-Wireless-Keyboard-Touchpad-Mouse-Gaming-Keyboard-for-Laptop-PC-Notebook-Smart/32339433155.html

Any experience with these bluetooth keyboards with touchpads?

>it gives me models
>but not prices
I think you need to go back to school.

What's a decent bluetooth receiver with an integrated battery?

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Newer is always better.

here. I'll add pic is the second lamp I bought. The first one is already installed and working without issues for 2 months now. Pic is how the lamp looks after you put all the plastic pieces together. Notable feature is you can hang the lamp from ceiling both ways: with petals sprouting upwards (pic) or the opposite - petals sprouting downwards. Both positions are beautiful.

I also report I got chinked about half a year back:
I couldn't find a way to install this kickstand without permanently fucking up my frame aliexpress.com/item/Bicycle-Kick-Stand-Road-Bike-Kickstand-Heavy-Duty-Adjustable-Mountain-Bike-Bicycle-Cycle-Prop-Side-Rear/32822924489.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.27424c4duOTSrH

Front harness fell apart within 3 days of usage
aliexpress.com/item/NEWBOLER-Bike-Front-Tube-Bag-Waterproof-Bicycle-Handlebar-Basket-Pack-Cycling-Front-Frame-Pannier-Bicycle-Accessories/32841806762.html?spm=a2g0s.9042311.0.0.27424c4dd6Pofj

I can post more /out and /n reviews if anyone's interested.

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>Back from work
>Dad is back too in the living room
>"Hey user, look at my new watch, isn't it cool? It was super cheap too"
>It's a xiaomi band
>"Did you buy it on aliexpress?"
>"No I bought it from Darty (french radioshack)

This is it guys, xiaomi is getting popular with the masses, I knew this day would come. How the fuck do I buy Xiaomi stocks?

SAD!

Just wanted to make usable post. In previous uploads the pic was rotated wrongly and I hate inattentive content posting (in this context).

xiaomeme makes one, prob pretty good.
yeah, they started listing some shit on amazon, including that knockoff Lego robot kit and the thin 10000mah usb-c quick charger which is tempting.

Anybody's bought from zapals before? Do they have a purchase protection system like Ali does? A Xiaomeme wifi repeater is currently discounted, but tracked shipping costs as much as the tiem.

>Do they have a purchase protection system like Ali does?
You will get protected by paypal.

So I bought this:

gearbest.com/ip-cameras/pp_009981882806.html?wid=1433363

and it's working fine although the Android app wants access to pretty much my entire phone. How can I access this as an IP camera without having to use the app and can IP cameras be secured in anywan?

Appreciated. So, am i safe using the cheap, non-tracked shipping? Can paypal cover me in case my stuff gets "lost" in the post system?

Did you ask your ma to chew tendies for you?

Yes.
Now, give me the prices.

Ask your ma'.

what do you guys think about Wish?

it's awesome, highly recommended

I know this (or something like this) is probably asked all the time but...
What is the safest and fastest store to buy Xiaomi 13inch's from? Need 'em cheap. Need 'em on demand by the end of the week i purchase. I run a business and need these fuckers for clients, but i need them quick cheap and from a reliable seller who has a solid track record wont fuck me over. Also how often do Xiaomi imports come with malware and is it BIOS-level?
Lastly, is win10 on them legitimately licenced (no graymarket), and does the licence work with an english ISO re-install?

And after 2 fucking months and a pain in the ass with customs finally received it.

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Is it difficult to assemble the lamp? Does it collect dust then look like shit immediately?

>You can't even see items without account
Into trash it goes.

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Wish is garbage. Don't use it

>Have you been able to test Secrid firsthand to compare chink and legit?
Yup, my friend has the Secrid. At first glance you can't tell any difference, but the Secrid is just a better build quality, glues don't fail, folding inner doesn't perish and the leather wears nicely. However, I'm happy paying $7 a pop and replacing as needed.

is this any good? I can buy it from a local shop for $39

access its ip address on a web browser, it should have an web interface, no?

>Gigabit Wi-Fi
Well done chinks.

shit, nevermind the camera doesnt even expose a rtsp stream (no web interface either) without you having to use custom firmware on it
github.com/Filipowicz251/mijia-1080P-hacks
thats shitty

Drumpf just killed /scg/

F

Yea it's good for the price got it for $30 couldn't get any better than this.

just werks.

ordered gym tank tops

here's to hoping they fit perfect

Same as AliX but gets away with charging for (free)shipping

nope

It's not difficult, but it's a little tedious.
>dust and looks
All lamps I use are made from this same kind of plastic and I'm satisfied. Obviously dust is visible during daytime but I never considered it an issue.

Link or it didn't happen

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boards.Jow Forums.org/pol/thread/189773522

pastebin.com/0SY71hE8

>world is just burgerland
sucks to be a yankee

>Jow Forums

Nice source

this lmao

Kz es4 arrived. Really happy. Gr8 bass and sound depth/quality.

Uh, guys?
nytimes.com/2018/10/17/us/politics/trump-china-shipping.html

>no gigabit ethernet
ehh nevermind

Speaking of programming socks. Do they make anything for more manlier dudes like me? It's getting fucking cold and my bearmode isn't cutting it. I need like cable tights or something. Any suggestions. I'm not a fag.

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okay?
i don't give a shit about the US

lol i mean obviously they're in asian sizes so that's why i measured my bust size

3G has Gigabit ports. And 4 (not 4Q).

Mi Router 3G and 4 got gigabit ports.

>According to the union’s rules, members will >have a year to renegotiate new terms before the >withdrawal becomes permanent. “If negotiations >are successful, the administration is prepared to >rescind the notice of withdrawal and remain” in >the treaty, the White House statement said.

ok kid buy all ur shit in one year

ok

It's actually only 867 Mbps theoretically and likely bellow 500 in practice.

All is good then

Joke was that ethernet ports on that router are just 100Mbps.

Actually, not okay? He wants to withdraw NOW and if the treaty wont be reneged, the withdrawal will remain permanent. Or am I the retard with 0 reading comprehension?

>am I the retard
Yes
>with 0 reading comprehension
No you might be right

>pastebin.com/0SY71hE8
I just want my free shipping and cheap Chinese goods that rival the quality of most small overpriced American manufactured things.

Like the 2 other anons said already you could get the Mi router 3G but it's chink only so that's the main reason I went for the 100M only because it's on english and also support OTA updates.

>Ordered flashlight 2 months ago
>wondering why it hasn't shown up yet
>usually more expensive items ship faster
>it hasn't even left their warehouse
>ask for refund
>"seller offers proposal"
>no refund and no return, 0.00
>"dear friend"
>reject proposal, no response for two days

I hate the chinese, I hate the chinese

meant to say fleshlight*

changes the story user. watch you're speeling

your*
please don't reply to me

thinking about buying LED lamps from chinkland to replace my more expensive LED lamps that are , 2700k, 100k click on off, 25k hours total worktime, 806-1000 lumen. and cost €4.50 each and possibly are part made in german.


but i dont know if aliexpress sellers type real specifications for their led lamps.


E27 socket and 240V ones, anybody using chinese LEDS like that, how they been keeping up?


is it even worth it to look into?

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They are usually not the advertised wattage. And the ones that I bought died in a few months.

hey guys. dirty chink "shipped" my smart watch 1 month ago by china post. it shows no tracking movement. is it time to hit them with the ebay hammer?

>chink lamps with parts made in naziland
>double reddit spacing
Very vivid imagination, user. 10/10

posts with reddit spacing should be autopurged

Send seller a message

>he uses reddit punctuation marks
fuck off normalfag

>He ends his sentences with punctuation
>Must be from reddit
Holy fuck, calm your autism down.

there's a difference between regular punctuation and reddit punctuation know the difference it might save your life

>sticking with the chink rom on your main gate to the internet
>implying there are no other way to have it in other languages
>implying it's hard to updtate
You outchinked yourself, user.
openwrt.org/toh/xiaomi/mir3g

BURGERED

p-pls respond

fuck off back to your containment board

Shut the fuck up, faggot

Do you usually just pick the product that has the most orders and feedback?
Or is there a way for sellers to abuse these values

NO U

tfw no baby car mouth vagina

Yes and yes. But I'll try to buy the cheapest listing if the product appears to be the exact same as a different seller

the giant 36W ones i got are stronk, i don't use them much so i can't judge reliability. the smaller "27W" ones were scams. my mom got a bunch of small E27 socket grow lights and they died like flies. the ones she bought in my country have held up far better.

Just did that with a cart of 20 items, and didn't want to go back through all of them

imagine someone being tasked with designing and manufacturing this

>has the most orders and feedback
I don't really care about orders (unless the review-order ratio is strange) but I'm usually wary of product with shitload of feedback but no user photos

Guys what can you do with one of those HAM radios?

Just listen to random shit? Is any of it interesting?