Why do pretty much all programmers look like this?

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Other than the yellow fever, baldness and beard (except Kerry King going on Billy Gibbons), and the fact I'm pretty sure I've been needing glasses for a few years but I haven't gone to the optometrist, everything else is a miss.

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omg... Linus my man. What are you doing

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johj

>pretty much all
No.

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Pokemon is good, fuck off.

What's a bugman?

at this point it's anyone who isn't 300 pounds

He only got an Asian wife for a chance to please Xi ans enter the China market

That’s no less cucked

She's loaded as fuck and bankrolls his retardation

>What is a bugman?
Anyone who you dislike

Gaming, IoT, Weed, CoC, "Just buy a new one lol", "I always support my favorite creators on youtube!", "Am I the only one who played mario? DID YOU ALSO PLAY MARIO?", "I have to overclock this thing"

>budget lee camp
nice bait

>glasses + beard
nothing to do with anything

>reddit/hp/pokemon/marvel/dc/starwars/whatever
95% of normalfags are into that, nothing to do with being a programmer

>asian wife
I dont give a shit about other peoples lifes so I didnt even know that

>bald head/california english/bernie supporter
the only debatable thing in your image

>nothing to do with anything
Glasses are one of the top predictors for becoming an incel. The fact that bookworms, computer nerds and other male low lifes are usually always depicted with glasses in every type of fiction.

I'd say thick frames, not necessarily glasses.

I wear glasses and like star wars passingly, I don't own any stuff from it.

T. Incel

>tfw have glasses like that

Why did you quote me and tell me you're an incel? You fucking newfag

>tfw bald and dont wear glasses.

no its not, its entirely nostalgia

i mean yeah sure the game boy ones are pretty good game boy rpgs. they're fucking game boy rpgs. its 2018. grow up

It's a shitty meme. What do you expect? Rectangle frames are pretty much the only glasses that look fine on circular faces.

an npc

When I see a bald man with a beard like this I always imagine his hair growing inverse, as if the beard was actually his normal hair except its grown downwards.

>asian gf
that's a mark of a patrician I'll have you find

Why the fuck everyone is balding?

Less going to the gym and lifting heavy weights

No they have disgusting wives

Onions

Wtf I said onions not onions

how fucking new

>can't even figure out how to type s᠋oy

onions

estrogen diet

QT as fuck

that moment when I was all of this in the past, but now I am like only 1 think here: ASIAN WOMAN > WEST WOMAN. WTF ARE YOU THINKING TELLING ME THAT SOME FEMINIST WHORE IS BETTER THAN A SWEET ASIAN WAIFU? ARE YOU A NPC? ASIANS ARE MASTERACE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

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I'll have you know I've cummed on several pairs of glasses my friend

I'm only guilty of the beard.

I really enjoyed the Pokemon mystery dungeon series until they killed it off