Okay Jow Forums, what linux distro will not break after an update?

Fuck amazon.
Actually yes.
A funny joke.
Already did. Too lazy to wait for my packages to compile.
What is that?

Arch is solid, but you do need to either stay on top of
>>archlinux.org
>>news
>>update requires manual intervention
but hey, it is a rolling release.

>Fuck amazon.
blogging.dragon.org.uk/ubuntu-minimal-install-with-mate-as-the-desktop-14-04-lts/

works for 16.06 similarly, maybe fix a few package names, I did it a few times

>Fuck Amazon.
Stay mad Ubuntulet.

I don't like pacman and it's retarded syntax.
Well, actually, i should probably go with kde neon.

kek, Debian

Debian. Back when I used devuan after updates it would frequently not detect wifi networks, got tired of fixing it but haven't tried it again since then.

fuck systemd

KDE Neon is good and it IS Ubuntu just with a non broken KDE. Kubuntu sucks, stay away from it.

>updating a 2 year old rolling release distro
>it doesn't break
have a guess which distro it is
michaelwashere.net/post/2017-09-24-upgrading-the-ancient/

Debian stable with backports is pretty chill desu

OpenSUSE.

Ok, memes aside, debian is the only distro that guarantees stability after any upgrade or dist-upgrade from one stable version to another stable version(any version).

I updated an old notebook running Arch after not touching it for about 18 months and got the same result. Feels good

Gentoo.

It's sometimes the case that the update itself won't compile with less conservative settings, though.

Every Linux distro. Not fuck off windows shill

Also works on Sabayon or Gentoo.

I actually even expect it to work on Fedora in most cases, dnf is a lot less shit than yum.

Fedora actually.

It broke on me once. But in general, it is pretty safe to update.

For real this, Arch has changed a lot recently, haven't had any of the problems it used to be known for, in over a year. Legit had more problems with my Debian testing laptop this year than with my Arch desktop.

This

Mint Xfce

In my experience, pretty much everything but Ubuntu. It may have gotten better though, I haven't used it in years.

Slackware and only Slackware