This confuses and enrages the Apple user

can NEETs be engineers?

But iMacs and iMac Pros do.

What else is there?

Apple won't let you touch it though. Shaim down at the genius bar will make you buy a new 5000USD board if he finds out so you better be sneaky goy

>Build desktop in 2013
>Literally shitposting using it right now after periodic upgrades
>Macfags mad AF

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>This confuses and enrages the Apple user.
Cope.

I'm a computer user, not a computer janitor. When I need to fix computer hardware, I call IT and get the PC janitor to fix it.
Just like when I need to fix my toilet I call maintenance and get the janitor to fix it.

Is the OP priding themselves in being competent PC janitors?

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>relying on someone else to fix your hardware
Oh look, it's the affirmative action hire here to teach us about the new Linux CoC

No I just buy a macbook every year because it motivates me to program

>relying on someone else to fix your hardware
I rely on people to do shit for me all the time.
Fix my toilet, clean my car, do the gardening.

I have a white collar job and my labour is worth more than manual labour. Even though I need how to do all those tasks, it make more financial sense to put in more workhours in my job and pay a gardener and a cleaner, rather than do it myself.
Again, because I get paid more/hour than a gardener and a cleaner, or a pc janitor.

Why would anyone not have a pc janitor fix their computer, unless they earn less than the pc janitor/hour (or are the pc janitor themselves).

Are you a pc janitor user?

that bosozoku car is not worthy of this hate.

tbf, modern RAM configurations make no fucking sense.

>Default is bay 2
Why the fuck? Because of all the ricer ram heatsinks?

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I have 12 PC's compeared to your one LOL
But keep being brainwashed

>spending time on research
>spending time on picking the components
>spending time to assemble the shit
>spending time to install your shit tier OS
>spending time to install patches for your shit tier OS
>spending time to get missing frameworks and the likes for your shit tier OS
>spending time to find 3rd party shit to make your shit tier OS usable
>spending time to configure your shit tier OS
>pray to gods it won't get ruined by the next forced update
Yeah, how about no? Assembling my own PC was a great fun when I was 12 and had to budget with pocket money, but why waste the most valuable resource on this crap now, if I can just buy a Mac and use the saved time for shitposting or working?

its set up that way in bios because latops have to have bay 2 fulled first because then normies can't stuff it up.

Contuined
desktops are programed the same as laptops to make the progarming cost cheaper.

>Cant build PC because autistic self needs A1 to be populated first.

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Shortest traces to the bus and more cooler clearance faggot
Look at some older motherboards to see what I'm talking about.

>Could easily be solved by configuring slots A2/A1, B2/B1
I refuse to believe there's a shortage of autistic motherboard engineers who won't do this willingly.

>implying shit-posting takes priority over optimizing your tech experience to semi-decent in half a day's time, TOTAL
weww lad....
Though, if you're assuming the OS used in your red herring is Windows, that's fair.
I'm really not sure if there's anything meant to be used seriously and mainstream that's worse than Windows.
Temple OS > GNU/Linux > MacOS, BSDs > Windows

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>implying shit-posting takes priority over optimizing your tech experience to semi-decent in half a day's time, TOTAL
It's only that short if you already keep up close with developments, which isn't necessary unless you do anything related to it. And if Winshit updates work out for a change. Besides in either scenario it'd take much longer than open the box of a Mac and just transfer all of your shit in few minutes to continue working almost right away.

>Though, if you're assuming the OS used in your red herring is Windows, that's fair.
Professional software and all. If it's irrelevant for what you do, you probably do something specific enough that indeed justifies autistic levels of optimizing. Or are a ricer.

Also it's more of
>Temple OS > GNU/Linux/MacOS >> BSDs >>>>> Windows

>you only wish you could afford hardware that commits sudoku when strangers touch its private parts

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>my hands are softer than a baby's ass
>if society collapsed, I'd be dead in less than a day

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But I have all of those, and my processor wasn't made by jews so the socket doesn't come apart after three insertions.

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>>spending time on research
like 5 minutes
>>spending time on picking the components
another 5 minutes
>>spending time to assemble the shit
maybe an hour if you're a brainlet or lardass
>>spending time to install your shit tier OS
literally 5 minutes. also hackintosh
>>spending time to install patches for your shit tier OS
see above
>>spending time to get missing frameworks and the likes for your shit tier OS
see above
>>spending time to find 3rd party shit to make your shit tier OS usable
see above
>>spending time to configure your shit tier OS
see above
>>pray to gods it won't get ruined by the next forced update
see above
grow a human brain before posting next time

>haha MACFAGS I can FIX my OWN hardware!
Oh look, it's the /v/irgin who "built" a PC from a logical increments template three years ago and still won't shut the fuck up about it.

>haha PEECEE FAGS I can go to the apple store without daddy!
Oh look, it's the mactoddler who bought a throttling piece of shit from the applel gay bar three years ago and still won't shut the fuck up about it.

>when the microtoddler unironically suggests you post here from backdoored intel trash

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>Built desktop around the same time
>needs upgrades
>macfags laugh at me

w-why was I born poor?

why the fuck would I want to put parts in my computer?

stop being a poor boomer

>there are people on Jow Forums now that actually think a 5 year old system requires upgrades just to post on Jow Forums
Sent from my 11 year old Core 2 system

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If you have a dick between your legs, then you don't need to be told how full of shit you are. No self-respecting man wants his ass wiped for him, no matter how much sense it might make.

No self-respecting man wastes his time tinkering with gamer toddler toys when he could be doing worthwhile work instead.

No self-respecting man takes it up the ass.

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No self respecting man gets his hands dirty when he reached a point in life he can afford to spend time only in things that please him rather than mundane (un)skilled manual labour.

I never said that they do. I don't watch TV and rarely sit down and watch a movie either, just in case you want to assume that about me too.

You forgot to put in that dicks fit in butts.

Mah nigga

OP has at last discovered he doesn't need a hammer to install RAM.

>buy PowerBook G3 in 1999
>can still use it for everything in 2018 without any issues

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Good bait user, completely undetectable to the autists that harbor this board.

>macshit
Found your problem.

Yes. Clevo P870 series are all socketed cpus.

ITT confused and enraged Apple users

wait is that linus and roussman?

Had a friend who was a MacBook user exclusively but wanted to give PC gaming a shot
He asked me what to do and I said just use PC part picker because it just works, select what you want and when it's all arrived hit me up
He does it and I drive to him.
Help him out assembling stuff and drop him a totally legit windows 7 installer to use.
Since then he's come to hate apple and wonders why he ever went there. He understood it all pretty well. The only shit we hated was the fucking front panel pin connectors. Those little shits are so fucking hard to deal with

Why are modules of ram that come in sets of 3 so rare these days?
Am I missing something or am I just retarded

>t. brainlet

>t. brainlet

And people actually buy things from this company?

>people

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Windows is far more tailored to the NPC than OSX, which at least has a semblance of a UNIX system behind it, bash, ssh, etc.

Windows users are the true NPCs

Jesus Christ. I hope they get sued to oblivion for this shit.

That's a fine looking mower

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triple channel mobos are just as rare

Former mac user here. I hate apple so much now. Best thing I ever did was switch to windows. I mean apple was fine around '08, '09 but now they're just a bunch of greedy Jewish fucks.
I still use my 2006 Mac Pro 1,1 and my 2007 iMac core 2 duo 7,1 occasionally. I've had my 7,1 on all day actually just playing movies for background noise.

a janitor is still a janitor in any top company.

But Windows is worse than Mac OS in every way...

>motivates me to program
let's break this down
>spend your years savings for a macbook every year
>is poor and can't afford good meal or better living conditions
>is motivated for better life
sounds about right

Why don't they just change the labels on the boards

when I had my first PC I had no idea what these different colors means
just put my 2 RAM sticks next to CPU
I still don't understand what's the difference, except now I have populated all 4 slots

You haven't convinced me. None of the people I could pay to do this stuff can't do it as well as me. Why would I pay for inferiority? Why would I pay to receive shit?

If you stick them next to each other, your dual channel memory controller only has one bank of memory to work with, and so you cut your effective memory speed in half. You could've learned this in a mere 5 minutes had you tried.

I like bosozoku and most of the other classic styles but hate the modern stance.
Seems hypocritical and I can never really bring myself to defend it.
Agreed tho, it should definitely be replaced by a donk.

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>former macfag
>now windows user

Thats like going from aspergers to Downsyndrome. OSX is shit, but its leaps and bounds better than Windows.

99.9% of Jow Forums are neet uni rejects, stop lying.

you got it backwards there kid, nothing is worse than npcOS

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I could ssh from my Linux laptop into a mac natively, I couldnt with Windows.

Windows is the true NPC OS. Theyre both shit, but OSX is considerably better than Windows.

There are no upsides to Windows. At least Mac OS is compatible with proper software.

>"proper software"
When was the last time you wore underpants under your kilt?

its funny how i personally know one of the girls in the last picture

>doxxing yourself

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