What is your:

Slackware and Debian
6.8 inches
I'm a guy, fuck off with the libshit

LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

>What defines a person as male is a dick
wrong again

litterally rarted

Sure, a dude can chop off his dick, and a woman can add skin and a pisshole to their clit, but that's just mutilation, if you were born with a real dick, you're a man, if you cut it off, you're a man with a mutilated dick.

>ur pronouns :3 tee hee
More like DOA.

winblows
loldatamining
(You)

Windows 10
15.5 cm
It

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GNU
17cm
He

faggot(s)

windows 8
8.8 inches

you mad win 7 soys?

9front
0cm but I have a 22cm strapon I can wear
she/her

>Data collection thread made by three-letter agency goons
>But OP is pretending to be a girl (male) so nobody notices
Sasuga CIA-kun.

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>OS
Arch Linux
>Penis size
Didn't measure, don't care.
>Pronouns
彼

Ubuntu bungie
6.3 inches
they/them

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bet the chinese are

Fuck off you stupid and mentally ill retard

MacOS and Xubuntu
6 inches
He/him

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Ok then, mr. genius, please enlighten us with what data the CIA is trying to collect here. Dick sizes of retards on an Israeli larping site?

linux
n/a
cat

new thread idea
what is your:
OS (gotta keep it tech related)
Pronoun
Length of the rope

CIA agent detected. Do they pay you by the hour or by the post?

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GNU/Linux
119.9 mm
(you)

Mandingo
12in
gib/dat

I wish I would get paid by the CIA to shitpost. Dream job.

i don't use electronics because i am not a nerd
pp base BIG PP when transform
ssbkkx20

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none
dont have one
who cares

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Manjaro
16cm
He/him

What happened to your penis, user?

i fell off a hill as a kid and landed in some water with sharp rocks and clams and shit.
half cut my dick off, couldnt fix it
t. eastern euro

What's preventing you from committing suicide?

Win10/Fedora
6.4 inches
She/her

>Win 10/XP
>N/A, 34DD cup size however
>She

Ouch, that sucks.

I believe the equivalent would be vagina depth

In that case, about 8" I guess

its hard to get guns here

>Windows 7 and Debian
>5.5×3.9" (length×circumference)
>He/Him but considering She/Her or They/Them

user, don't kill yourself. Have hope.

Unlikely.

Become an girl
or
Introduce yourself as "Stubby the clamfucker"

>W10 LTSC Enterprise 2019
>14,5, 16cm when pushing

There's plenty of other ways

Fuck off and kill yourself.

Tranny vaginas are that deep? damn...

Don't those come out about as deep as the penis was long?

Not that you would have used it tho.

Unlike you, I have things to live for.

@_@
As measured how? Like, an 8" dildo fits all the way in?

Depends on the method. Penile inversion, the current most common form of SRS, usually gives you the penile length minus an inch although different surgeons will give you different results. Other methods use the scrotum or take colon tissue and penile length obviously has no impact there.

Why do you know so much about this?

Windows 10
15cm
He (she)

Void Linux and macOS
5.8-6 inches
He

GNU + systemd + Arch + Linux
9" x 2.5"
Nigger King Tyrone

>macos
>8 inches
>he

>OS
Arch Linux
>Dick size
8"
>Pronouns
He/him

Yep. My ovipositor dildo is that long without the base and I can fit that comfortably up there once slick enough

I was considering becoming a woman for a while. I do not think the results are up to snuff.

win Millennium
Peen > 9000
Attack Helicopter

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Ubuntu/Gecko/Windows 10, thinking of switching all my linux distros to Xubuntu tho, and maybe arch when i can be bothered doing more than pressing two buttons.

6.4"

He/him but i like being called a girl etc. in bed

ok reddit

Gentoo
Bigger than yours
His Royal and Eternal Faggothor IV Esq.

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>it's a thinly veiled identity politics thread

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Ummm.... no they are not?!?!?!???

Mint
Used to be 5", apparently your body swallows your own dick when you get fat
XYZ/Synchro

Windows 7
5 - 7 inches (varies from erection to erection)
he

Win10/Arch for non-production GNU/Linux/Debian for production
6.5"
He/Him/They

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Arch
idk
eh?

this is great

why are there so many pedos here this morning

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>Arch
>7"
>Haven't even spoken to a non-family member in 8 years so I fantasize more about having a friend now than sex

i bet you only like old hags

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very nice get

>OS
Debian
>Penis size
~6 inches
>Pronouns
He, Him, Master

> pedos
> Pronouns
You are missing the damn point getting triggered by a drawing.

man, where do you think you are?
Pedo get.

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>What is your:
>OS
Window 10, Ubuntu server with thin client for server usage
>Penis size
A little more than 7 inches
>Pronouns
Mr., Boss, and Master.

Several, daily
7 inches / 18 cm
He/his

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>6.4 inches
>She/her

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Redox
9 inches
Xe/Xir

>OS
Debian on PC, Arch on home server and RHEL at work
>Penis size
17.5cm
>Pronouns
His majesty

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I have multiple penises each of a different length so I am not taking the time to measure each one

I prefer Xin/Xen/Xon (non formal)

I use a hypervisor with over 30 distros and 5 versions of Windows, simultaneously

Gentoo
10 inches
He/him

Debian
5.5 inches
He

>640x480 pixels
lel

Windows 10 Pro 64bit
20 inches
Master

newfag

Kubuntu
22cm
He

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Kali Linux w/ Windows 10 dual boot
22cm (~8.8inch)
He/him

Its part of the joke. TempleOS only runs at 640x480 as specifically requested by God himself
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NEWRMIE

Windows
7 inches
Heinrich Himmler

>Gentoo
>8 inches
>he/him