The future is now

Not only is it possible user. It's inevitable.

>on ear headphones
So I am going to be in pain from the pressure after a couple of minutes

>noise cancelling
So I am going to be distracted by my tinnitus and will have no comfy outside noise to mask it

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I don't care about visual distractions so much.
Now if they find a way to perfectly isolate sound I'd be interested.
I'd pay $1000 for a systems that would cancel the voice and sounds of the people I don't like while letting through other sounds.

Ted Kaczynski was right once again

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>baby's first political awakening

lit horse wear.
because they get spooked if people look at them

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This desu
over ear, open back headphones are the true working man's cans

funny you say that because for me at like 17 I became all traditionalist third positionist Jow Forumsak etc but started to care less and less as I got more depressed the following years and only recently I read industrial society and its future and it was mindblowing. maybe I'm still a baby but it's at least my second awakening. maybe even third if you count my edgy leftist atheist phase at 14-15

>be chained down in your wagecage
>notice attractive female wageslave in her cage next to yours
>become slightly distracted
>productivity drops by 0.3%
>shift manager noticed spike drop in productivity and places a wagecast over your head

I hope wagecage will collaborate with horse blinders.

Wagegag when ?
>by 2020 we'll be working in full BDSM gear chained down to fucking desks at these rates

>Karl Kuk diary; Oktoberr 18 1940
Officer Otto Chadd and mein Fhürer are making fun of me again...

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At least they will get home to their holo-waifus.

I would be more distracted by worrying about what's going on in my peripheral vision that I can't see.

I don't know. I'm confused.

weare.sitateru.com/inspiration/wear-space/

Lets not kid ourselves here, half the posters here would look forward to this.

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I would.
Hopefully my supervisor will be strong and independent African American female.

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If only these were around to stop screen-looking during the good old GoldenEye64 days.

what's so bad about this? All the office noises and coughing colleagues around me do bother me sometimes and I'd love to block them out. It looks ridiculous yes, but I do think it would help me focus better and make working a more pleasant experience.
If only I had money for noise cancelling headphones.

Will you wear a harness too?

Here's something better that you may appreciate.

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of course ;)

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As long as it has dick stimulation, I would be totally fine with that.

Damn son where do I acquire this?

>wage blinders

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>the virgin cubicle
>the chad wear space

The BloxVox™ allows you to make audiocalls without disturbing those around you.

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fuck periphery

The biggest flaw I see with this is that you can't tell when your boss is walking by and pretend to be working.

>"user you spent 1.3 seconds looking at your smart watch"
>"If we catch you looking away again I'm afraid we're going to have to deduct your salary"
>"Don't look at me when I'm talking to you, keep your eyes on the screen"

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>Welcome to customer service, how may I help you?

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I have a big complaint

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Someone needs to update wage cage with these

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>for you

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Just tried this for Jow Forums but it just doesn't work

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Only if it comes with a chastity cage and a vibrating anal plug

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I actually want these because I'm autistic and can't focus with people looking at me

>If only I had money for noise cancelling headphones.
just get some construction earmuffs in the interim

Just dissociate, bro.

Based Asians

This, takes practice tho. It's one of the only ways I do fine in chaotic situations. If I ever have to look at people for long periods of time, I blur my vision (I have strong control over the focus in my lenses) or look slightly behind them so I see them in double.

Do you have cold hands, by any chance?

what would the possible conclusion be if yes?

Not really. My circulation is below average so my hands and feet get cold easily to the point where their bones ache. Parents never believed me since they think only old people have that problem. Why do you ask?

>avoid getting cancer and aids from looking at 3dpd roastie whores while focusing on your work
based japdevice

energeticsinstitute.com.au/psychotherapy-counselling/characterology/unwanted-child-schizoid/
>Likewise the mother also produces a range of hormones, neurotransmitters, chemicals and substances that regulate her own bodily system. When the mother goes into the Sympathetic or “Fight or Flight” state of the Autonomic Nervous System (ANS), they release key chemicals from their HPA Axis which reach the foetus through the blood stream. In adults these chemicals produce hyper-vigilance, anxiety, aggression or perform such functions as draining the blood supply from the limbs into the trunk of the body, in case there is a fight. If there is a fight then the mother will not lose so much blood if a limb is bitten, broken, torn or torn off in the fight.
>However research shows that for the developing foetus their reception of these same chemicals from the ANS starts to shape its own developing body. In a foetus regularly experiencing this effect from the mother, it starts to starve the developing limbs of the foetus of nutrients and blood which are needed for normal limb development. The net effect is the foetus develops with thinner and more undeveloped limbs, which may be elongated. If the mother is not caring for herself properly in pregnancy with proper diet and supplements, especially where there is already a malnourishment problem, or toxicity from drugs, alcohol, or junk food and drink, then the impact will be probably felt directly on the foetus in some negative way.

The site is sketchy but the article itself seem to be quite on point. You can thank your mother for your schizo gift, basically :^)

This nigga really named "Red Carrot"?

you should test this out with a camera to make sure people don't think that you're looking at them bug-eyed or staring at your nose

try a chasity device

About 2/3 in. This is scary accurate. Was very skeptical at first. Literally my whole life is spent feeling anxious or avoiding it. *cough* Jow Forums *cough* The conditions were met for when I was a fetus and child (don't want to go into how I know). I'll look into this more. Thanks user.

>you should test this out with a camera to make sure people don't think that you're looking at them bug-eyed or staring at your nose
Looking past the person probably has that effect. Might test it one day. I rarely do this one for that reason.
Changing focus doesn't have an issue though since I'm not moving my eyes.

That would explain why it's so difficult for me to put on muscle.
Like I'm fairly athletic but the width of my biceps are like half that of my elbows, it's fucking embarassing.

Maybe a bubble magnifying his head without grating would somehow work
Dunno
Just spitballing here